Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Good day people of Landover. I come to you with Blessings.
My name is Abdul-Khaaliq.
I am originally from Pakistan and come from a very conservative and wealthy, extremely Islamic family.
I came to the US about 5 years ago to get a Masters Degree in Engineering which I did in 2003.
I was supposed to go back to Pakistan and help the family business but I fell in love with an American girl who was a Christian and we got married. I married her thinking that sooner or later I would be able to persuade her to convert to Islam.
I was also a "nominal" muslim keeping the fast in Ramadan and going for occasional Friday prayers.
This went on for about a year during which I studied the Qur'an in quite a bit of detail and also read the Bible(NIV).
When I read the Bible I had no doubt in my mind that I was reading "corrupted material".

Someone then introduced me to the King James Version and my life started to change. It was during this exhaustive study that I became more and more convinced that Christians were right in their beliefs and Jesus Christ (Peace be on Him) IS the only way. When I looked at the evidence side by side, the case for crucifixion and resurrection was much stronger than the case for no death as taught by the Qur'an. This whole thing took more than 3 years before I was convinced without a shadow of a doubt that Jesus is The Way and I accepted it.

Unfortunately, my American Wife decided that my ideas of christianity were as incompatible to her as my belief in Islam. She left me.

Not long after that, through a good friend I discovered your Church and I left my home town to travel to Freehold which I have to say was very difficult to locate. I needed to find a place where people understand my new beliefs and are tolerant to outsiders.
It was impossible to enter your Gated walls. Your Security men on the main entrance seemed very confused about why I was there and set their dogs on me.

I am now camped just outside the Perimeter fence and I would very much like to meet some real True Christian Men, Women and Boys. I will come to your Website as often as I can Hack my Computer into a Wireless connection.

God Bless you all and God bless George W Bush.
Peace be upon you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

Bless you, Abdul-Kaddquic! (If you have indeed converted to True Christianity, may I suggest that you change your name to something Godly, Christian, and American? Hank Jones, for example. Can I call you Hank?)

I was wondering who that pathetic wretch camped outside the fence was. I hope you don't mind that calls have been made so that security inside the fence has been heightened, and Homeland Security agents are on their way to check out the possible terrorist threat just outside our own homes.

[Talitha]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

Hello Friend.
Welcome to God's favourite Website.

You're not here to Bomb us are you?

Tell me, do you speak God's American English all on your own or do you have to get some White Boy to do it for you?

You've found Jesus© but have you found the Godly Paypal button yet?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

I rejoice friend to read Jesus has led you to The Truth. With hard work I am sure He will help you the pure whiteness of the saved.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

You can't expect to receive much of a warm welcome if you wear that dress, friend. Also, would a shave and a haircut hurt?

Folks like you are a sneaky lot. For all we know you could have some kind of bomb stuck up inside your mu-mu, or be a member of a sleeper cell intent on infiltrating Freehold. We'll have the boys in security keeping their eye on you, abdool. And don't worry about that truck spraying disinfectant and deodorant all over your tent over the next week. Just trying to help out.

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

I have indeed been Blessed!!
Already you good people are answering my Prayers.

My name is actually Arabic. It means Servant of The Creator.
I shall consider your feeble female request to change it, but it is just as appropriate for my worship of Jesus Christ. It is also important that I keep my identity while outside your walls.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

Folks, please! This gentleman has shared a heartwarming story about how he came to know Jesus, and escaped from the heathenistic ways of the Muslims! I've no doubt he could share with us many intimate details of their ways, and help us better understand Islam.

You see, if we understand Islam, we can more effectively follow the Godly Ann Coulter's advice, that we "Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

(I've often wondered how we can convert their leaders to Christianity after killing them, but since Ms. Coulter won't answer my calls or letters, I've no way to ask.)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

(I've often wondered how we can convert their leaders to Christianity after killing them, but since Ms. Coulter won't answer my calls or letters, I've no way to ask.)

There must be some kind of Satanic influence involved too Brother Knees since she put that court order out on you too. The wicked will stop and nothing, including misrepresenting a harmless street encounter out side Mss Coulter's apartment in New York City.

Yes, I am with Brother Knees on this one. Let the repentant moonworshiper talk and let the unsaved witness the wickedness of that false belief!

[Deaner]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

Let the repentant moonworshiper talk and let the unsaved witness the wickedness of that false belief!

I'm still a little leery but I always listen to our Pastors. Will his 9 year old wife be taking part?

Dean

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

It is interesting that you wish to learn of Islam. The vast majority of Muslims are wishy-washy Liberal types who just brush over the good stuff, very much like your Liberal Christians.
I shall help you if I can.

Good to meet yet another Pastor (Peace be on you).
There is no worry about the Disinfectant it will help get rid of the smell of my Goats.
My small Tent is only temporary until a much larger one arrives next week by which time maybe I meet some Golden Haired Ladies for Bible study?

[Pastor Bob]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

Kareem,

We often hear that the islamiacs refer to your supposedly former religion as a religion of peace.

We in Freehold know that they are lying in an attempt to continue the jihad against the west and God's chosen people. Please tell us how your supposedly former religion supports peace, rather than the vengeful and just punishment of Jesus.

After a review of your father's financial assets, we have determined that your income qualifies you as a platinum tither. This may help get inside of the Landover compound since it must be cold out in your tents during the Iowa winter.

The real test of your conversion is to have you describe Israel in brief.

Pastor Bob

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

Kareem,

We often hear that the islamiacs refer to your supposedly former religion as a religion of peace.

We in Freehold know that they are lying in an attempt to continue the jihad against the west and God's chosen people. Please tell us how your supposedly former religion supports peace, rather than the vengeful and just punishment of Jesus.

After a review of your father's financial assets, we have determined that your income qualifies you as a platinum tither. This may help get inside of the Landover compound since it must be cold out in your tents during the Iowa winter.

The real test of your conversion is to have you describe Israel in brief.

Pastor Bob

Peace be upon you Pastor Bob.
Whilst the West believes that Islam is trying to take over the world, I now believe that only Christianity holds the key to world dominance, led by George Bush. God Bless America.

From a Christian point of view no other nation has more a right to the piece of property on which they live than does Israel.
The Bible itself says that God gave the land of Israel to them. He specified the borders. Israel occupies only a fraction of what God gave them.
Even their Koran itself says, We said thereafter to the Children of Israel, "Dwell securely in the land (of promise)" [Quor'an 17.104]

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

Welcome, Abdul Jabar!

You say you've been here for five years, obtaining your Masters Degree less than four years ago--in 2003.

Therefore, you must have studied "engineering" for some years with the Pakis.
What sort of engineering?
Reverse engineering of bridges, perhaps?
Nucular engineering?

Anyway, you seem like a good fellow. We're a diverse group of tolerators.
If you make the cut, you'll make Freehold a tittle less white in winter.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

i think every1 is equel but moslims r terrorists n they dun like us but only the ones in irac n iran n afganstan..........r u in irac or iran or afganstan?????? i try to love every1 but when i see a moslim i get a little scarred coz i dun want 2 die in a bomb........plz dun be offended if u r a good moslim who dun want to bomb us.......

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Peace be upon you Landover Baptist

That's the most sense you've made since you've been here, witch. Unfortunately you lost it at the end when you said there's such thing as a "good moslim". The only good mooselimb is a mooselimb burning in the bowels of Hell! Or an ex-mooselimb, I guess. If Hank here is indeed an ex-mooselimb, then maybe he's good a good chance of avoiding death by car bomb.