Hello

[porpoise love]

My name is Bo Burnham. Some of you may have heard of me before. I am a pretty popular youtube star. I was looking at the wonderful site you have here and I made a song for you. I hope you like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CT0RXLNKEg&NR=1

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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A soundtrack would probably enhance the experience...

[porpoise love]

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http://www.imeem.com/xamine/music/kKO21f1Z/bo-burnham-sunday-school/

You can buy for 99 cents.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My name is Bo Burnham. Some of you may have heard of me before. I am a pretty popular youtube star. I was looking at the wonderful site you have here and I made a song for you. I hope you like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CT0RXLNKEg&NR=1

There is no sound on that video. It just shows a young boy in his skivvies drooling on his bed and holding a guitar. Is that you?

[porpoise love]

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I'm sorry, it had sound before.

try that one.

[porpoise love]

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I'm sorry for the double post but try to be understanding, I make comedy. This was not intended to offend anyone.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]I make comedy. [...]

You must show us some...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Very interesting song. What church do you attend? Sounds like one of those limp-wristed false Christian churches that God frowns on so much.

What makes you say that "prior to 1960 God was opposed to interracial dating" for example? When did God change His loving policy on race mixing and miscenegation? Look at Genesis 24:3, Genesis 28:1, Exodus 34:12-16; Deuteronomy 7:3,4, Joshua 23:12, Exodus 34:16; Deuteronomy 7:4; Joshua 23:12,13, and Judges 3:6,7.

Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.

Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I'm sorry for the double post but try to be understanding, I make comedy. This was not intended to offend anyone.

Well boy, you jist bout offened everybody at da Landover and all in 15 minutes of you gettin here. I thinks that must be a record or somethin. But nothin you should be proud of! I see sweet Jeezus ain't be givin you no talent, neither. You kin jist join da other heathens an kill youself cause there is no placein Hebin fo you!

[porpoise love]

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I was not aware that God frowns upon Methodists. This song was made without me "lurking" enough to understand all of your views. I made assumptions, excuse me for that. I do not understand what that quote has to do with interracial marriage. Could you clarify that for me?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I was not aware that God frowns upon Methodists.

Methodists are nothing but a lose association of false Christians, devoid of principles and guidance, of course He disapproves.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And what is all this about loving fish? Is that a Methodlist practice as well? Don't you people know that God condemns bestiality as well?

Our church doctrines can be found HERE. Maybe after reading them, you can compose a song more pleasing to Jesus.

[porpoise love]

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Loving fish? When have I ever said that? I have been Methodist all of my life and I can assure you fish are only mentioned when in scripture. Why won't you respond to what I said earlier? I'm not sure what that quote has to do with interracial dating? Bestiality again has nothing to do with what I posted and is extremely disturbing.

[porpoise love]

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Oh I understand now, my username. It was not a literal translation, I am extremely fond of porpoises, but bestiality is a horrible sin.

[Nobar King]

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Not THIS again!! This article about 'sex with dolphins' may show how the lower races (like Australians) were conceived.