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  • maverickxeo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2007
    • 261

    #1

    I'm....

    A gay man from Belgium who supports terrorism and worships Satan.

    I just want to know how you knew!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: I'm....

    Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
    A gay man from Belgium who supports terrorism and worships Satan.

    I just want to know how you knew!
    Friend, Save your Confessions for Ring Kissing Mary Worshipping Priestophiles.
    Jesus© is already aware of your Sinful ways and will deal with you in his own way.
    I can only hope you are among us to repent your ways and find The lord®.

    I will include you in my next Prayer session.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Jesus is Lord
      Devout seeker of the Truth™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 639

      #3
      Re: I'm....

      Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
      A gay man from Belgium who supports terrorism and worships Satan.

      I just want to know how you knew!
      Admitting you have a problem is the first step to Salvation. Now you need to repent of your homerism, terror supporting, and Satan worshipping ways and beg JESUS to forgive you. After that you need to click the PayPal button below to set up a tithing schedule with our pastors.
      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: I'm....

        Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
        A gay man from Belgium who supports terrorism and worships Satan.
        Get off your high horse friend; that just makes you an average european. Jesus hates braggarts; we've had far worse filth in here.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: I'm....

          Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
          A gay man from Belgium who supports terrorism and worships Satan.

          I just want to know how you knew!
          Because you're from Belgium. You might as well ask us how we know a fish needs water.
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          • Appelfap.
            Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 130

            #6
            Re: I'm....

            There is a law against bestiality since last week in Belgium.
            =/=

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: I'm....

              Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
              There is a law against bestiality since last week in Belgium.
              Friend,

              Considering Biblical law was the law of the land in Europe in the Medieval period that would mean at some time in the past you Belgiums legalized bestiality.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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                Forum Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 1439

                #8
                Re: I'm....

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Friend,

                Considering Biblical law was the law of the land in Europe in the Medieval period that would mean at some time in the past you Belgiums legalized bestiality.
                Followed suit after the highlanders perhaps? The sheep do get more attention than the women there after all.
                "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                • maverickxeo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 261

                  #9
                  Re: I'm....

                  But I don't want to be saved!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: I'm....

                    Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                    But I don't want to be saved!

                    Why not? You get to wear a snazy robe like I do if you are Saved.

                    (I tell you friend, the women love a guy in a hood!)

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • maverickxeo
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 261

                      #11
                      Re: I'm....

                      If you are going to bribe me, give me a PS3! Then I will be saved!

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #12
                        Re: I'm....

                        Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                        If you are going to bribe me, give me a PS3! Then I will be saved!
                        Son, we have thousands of PS3s sitting in a warehouse just waiting to go to people like yourself, but you have to prove to JESUS that you love him. Go get your parents' credit cards and send us the information on them. If it checks out, we will send you a PS3. (Only the ones that say 'Gold' or 'Platinum'.)
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • maverickxeo
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 261

                          #13
                          Re: I'm....

                          I have a credit card.

                          Why do I have to pay to show I love Jesus and God? God and Jesus can't/don't use money, do they?

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                          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                            Scientific Advisor
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2373

                            #14
                            Re: I'm....

                            It costs money to spread the Message of Jesus, friend -- our fleet of jets don't fly on rubber bands! Why do you think we are ordered to tithe everything we own?!
                            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #15
                              Re: I'm....

                              Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                              If you are going to bribe me, give me a PS3! Then I will be saved!
                              How about a free Puppy?

                              We will send you one for a tithe over $2,500.

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