[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Hello

Oh that's not what I meant, forgive me brother, I meant where has he lived, I recall some trivia that he spent some years in Columbia, anyway, what two military bases are in Columbia? Please be swift brother, as the more time you spend not answering the question the more I feel you are useing that whickypedia.

How dare you!

Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™, where as you have shown yourself to be wrong and a liar on all accounts!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Well that's correct, Lindsay has a brother, Micheal, and he trained at Fort Jackson, lets not argue over something like residence, you sound like a tough man to argue with, a debater of sorts, lets just same I'm not a pure blooded resident. I was born a little more east, and have lived in several locations over S.C. Anyways, what is your favorite passage from the Bible?

My favorite verse is in my signature. Now chop chop quickly, bathtub. What is the reference point?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Well that's correct, Lindsay has a brother, Micheal, and he trained at Fort Jackson, lets not argue over something like residence, you sound like a tough man to argue with, a debater of sorts, lets just same I'm not a pure blooded resident. I was born a little more east, and have lived in several locations over S.C. Anyways, what is your favorite passage from the Bible?

Geography lesson. A little more "east" is the Atlantic Ocean. Are you some sort of dolphin?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Tertius, I did not mean to offend anyone, I did not lie, I was simply confused, let this aggressive end, if you want to be angry just be at those Fags and Atheists that come to troll us.

And brother Lazarus, do you mean the coordinates? Reference point on a map? What? Like I have admitted I am not a full blooded Colombian.

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Geography lesson. A little more "east" is the Atlantic Ocean. Are you some sort of dolphin?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Dolphins are fag creatures, so no Brother I am not. I am from Sumter County.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Tertius, I did not mean to offend anyone, I did not lie, I was simply confused, let this aggressive end, if you want to be angry just be at those Fags and Atheists that come to troll us.

And brother Lazarus, do you mean the coordinates? Reference point on a map? What? Like I have admitted I am not a full blooded Colombian.

You did indeed lie. You said you are from Columbia SC, which is clearly untrue. It's obvious you've never lived here. Why should anyone here trust you? If you can't understand the term "bathtub" it is clear you have never set foot in this fair city. One small lie implies a lot of bigger lies. If you're going to come to God's Holy forum, you must come in truth.

As for trolls, yes they come here all the time. Good trolls get their stories straight. Poor trolls don't expect their lies to be uncovered. I smell a Yankee troll.

Goodnight all. And Lindsay the Troll, you are dismissed.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

I came here for gods message, I am a noob to Columbia. I do not talk to many people as most of them seem to be tricky, like you. So tell me brother, what is a bathtub?

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Hello

A bath tub is a tub for bathing in is how I understand it brother.

Anyhow, it’s nice to see more southern white Christian men joining this here forum and searching for the truth. I hope you ain’t another one of those damn bleeding heart liberal Yankees that keep coming around here. I’m getting pretty sick to my stomach always having to listen to their whining about how we true Christians are so intolerant, don’t hate gays, don’t hate communists, don’t beat your wife, blah, blah, blah! And how about all those lousy, no good for nothing, new age, wannabe religious types that are always going on about how the bible shouldn’t be taken literally and can’t even quote proper scripture?

Tell me brother, what kind of bible you quote from?


Here’s a few of my all time favorite passages from the good Book:

But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.
If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour’s wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
(Deuteronomy 22:20 – 24)





The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……..Amen!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Hello

This "ilovelindsay" character is a spy, and judging by his screen name it sounds like a reference to I LOVE LUCY, which would make him a CUBAN COMMUNIST SPY. He slipped up badly when he said "Colombia, SC". COLOMBIA IS IN SOUTH AMERICA. No doubt he got his locales mixed up...probably his last gig was running coke through Bogota Airport.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE5546CA20090605

See! News story about a State Dept. employee spying for CUBA FOR 30 YEARS! Is it a coincidence? NO. I LOVE LINDSAY = FIDEL CASTRO PUPPET. You'd have to be blind not to see it.

THIS GUY IS SPY I KNOW IT. Cuban artificial intelligence programs track the internet looking for sworn enemies of the Communist regime and attempt to inflitrate said organizations by means of rookie spies like "I Love Lindsay" here.

ANOTHER SPY FOUND OUT BY MP HELMHOLTZ, WORLD'S GREATEST SPY REVEALER!!!!

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Hello

Tertius, I did not mean to offend anyone, I did not lie, I was simply confused, let this aggressive end, if you want to be angry just be at those Fags and Atheists that come to troll us.

And brother Lazarus, do you mean the coordinates? Reference point on a map? What? Like I have admitted I am not a full blooded Colombian.

I think he's a papist drug runner sent here by the Don Mario cartel to infiltrate our community in an attempt to get our women and weaker members hooked on goofballs (or whatever it is that the kids do nowadays). I think security should be notified.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Hello

if you want to be angry just be at those Fags and Atheists that come to troll us.

First of all, who are you to tell the esteemed brother what to do?

Secondly, the use of the word "us" implies that you have been accepted into the flock, that is quite an assumption.

Yes, the vetting process is quite rigorous here, but we need to separate the wheat from the chaff. So what are you boy, wheat or chaff?

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Hello

I do believe that Brother Lazarus and the Mad Prophet may be correct about this "ilovesomelindsay". I spent several years in Columbia SC pursuing my education. I know exactly what Brother Lazarus is referring to when he makes note of a bathtub. I also think the Mad Prophet has a point. This "ilovesomelindsay" cannot spell "Columbia" correctly. Instead he spells it "Colombia", a country that is a source of drugs.

I tend to think this "ilovesomelindsay" character is a student at The University of South Carolina, and also a drug runner with "Colombian" ties. If so "ilovesomelindsay" has chosen a fertile market. It takes a lot of drugs to believe that the University of South Carolina Gamecock football team is now, ever has been, or everwill be any good.

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Its a simple mistype for goodness sakes. Drugs are for satanists. I will not be called a satanist, thus I will have to start, A BIBLE CHALLENGE, who knows more about the Bible? A suspected Colombian Drug dealer? Or a bunch of True Christians? You decide!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Hello

Its a simple mistype for goodness sakes. Drugs are for satanists. I will not be called a satanist, thus I will have to start, A BIBLE CHALLENGE, who knows more about the Bible? A suspected Colombian Drug dealer? Or a bunch of True Christians? You decide!

I noticed you ignored my (true) allegation that you are a Cuban Spy (fact). It is also incriminating that you got antsy and nervous when we speculated on your involvement with Colombian drug lords. What are you hiding? Who is your handler? What kind of information are you supposed to report back, Ricky Ricardo???

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Its a simple mistype for goodness sakes. Drugs are for satanists. I will not be called a satanist, thus I will have to start, A BIBLE CHALLENGE, who knows more about the Bible? A suspected Colombian Drug dealer? Or a bunch of True Christians? You decide!

I'm betting on True Christians. Have you figured out the bathtub mystery? If so, great, if not, I have to assume you are a Colombian drug runner and not a student in Columbia SC.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus