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  • Luther T Washington
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 101
    #31
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
    I'm betting on True Christians. Have you figured out the bathtub mystery? If so, great, if not, I have to assume you are a Colombian drug runner and not a student in Columbia SC.

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    I know a place that serves the most wonderful Confederate fried steak. I'm sure you know the location. I'd be honored if you'd join me there for a cold draft beer.
    Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

    1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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      • Brother Lazarus
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2008
        • 1062
        #32
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Luther T Washington View Post
        I know a place that serves the most wonderful Confederate fried steak. I'm sure you know the location. I'd be honored if you'd join me there for a cold draft beer.
        You're on Luther. Wednesday about noon. I can taste that Confederate fried steak already!

        Yours in Christ
        Brother Lazarus
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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          • ilovemesomelindsay
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2009
            • 22
            #33
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
            I noticed you ignored my (false) allegation that you are a Cuban Spy (false). It is also incriminating that you got antsy and nervous when we falsely stated on your involvement with Colombian drug lords. What are you hiding? Who is your handler? What kind of information are you supposed to report back, Ricky Ricardo???
            O.K, I guess I must tell you, I am a Cuban Spy(who's a Christian!), I'm suppose to assassinate the current (false) president, the Muslim in denial. This is for the hundreds of failed attempts on 80+ year old Castro. However I do not support Communism, I am just trying to improve the lives of True Christians all around the world!

            What are your opinions on Biden, by the way?

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              • Tertius The Scribe
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 452
                #34
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by ilovemesomelindsay View Post
                O.K, I guess I must tell you, I am a Cuban Spy(who's a Christian!), I'm suppose to assassinate the current (false) president, the Muslim in denial. This is for the hundreds of failed attempts on 80+ year old Castro. However I do not support Communism, I am just trying to improve the lives of True Christians all around the world!

                What are your opinions on Biden, by the way?
                God does not want liars on His favorite Church's forum!

                1 John 1: 6-10: 6-If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth: 7-But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. 8-If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. 9-If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 10-If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."

                Jeremiah 50:36: "36-A sword is upon the liars; and they shall dote: a sword is upon her mighty men; and they shall be dismayed."

                Revelation 21:8: "8-But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
                Last edited by Tertius The Scribe; 06-08-2009, 12:48 PM. Reason: Bolded some stuff

                Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #35
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by ilovemesomelindsay View Post
                    O.K, I guess I must tell you, I am a Cuban Spy(who's a Christian!), I'm suppose to assassinate the current (false) president, the Muslim in denial. This is for the hundreds of failed attempts on 80+ year old Castro. However I do not support Communism, I am just trying to improve the lives of True Christians all around the world!

                    What are your opinions on Biden, by the way?
                    This threat has been passed on to the FBI. We are True Christian(tm) Patriots here and we would never support such an act of treason.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 666
                        #36
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by ilovemesomelindsay View Post
                        O.K, I guess I must tell you, I am a Cuban Spy(who's a Christian!), I'm suppose to assassinate the current (false) president, the Muslim in denial. This is for the hundreds of failed attempts on 80+ year old Castro. However I do not support Communism, I am just trying to improve the lives of True Christians all around the world!

                        What are your opinions on Biden, by the way?
                        I got him to admit he's a Cuban spy. The best thing about having paranoid personality disorder is that NO ONE can sneak anything past you.
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                        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                        Hosea 9:7
                        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • Joe Rolandowsky
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 106
                            #37
                            Re: Hello

                            ^^Nice work Brother.
                            I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)

                            Jeremiah 17:4
                            Jesus LOVES Sarah! My thoughts are pleasured daily, with the anticipation of her in high office.

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