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  • #16
    Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    So let me see if I understand this...you give men blowjobs for money but not sex?
    Trying to sift through all that temple/pixel stuff was beginning to give me a migraine.
    Because it requires thinking? That explains why you refuse to accept God and the Truth of His Word. He has cursed you! I won't go easier with my rebuking, but when beating you with my Bible, I will feel a little pity for you now.
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • #17
      Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      Because it requires thinking? That explains why you refuse to accept God and the Truth of His Word. He has cursed you! I won't go easier with my rebuking, but when beating you with my Bible, I will feel a little pity for you now.
      I'm tired, got four hours of sleep, have a migraine, am speaking to rude, condescending, irritating twerps on the phone, have money problems causing me serious stress, and it doesn't give me too much room to think of temples and jeebuz and pixellated sperm.
      So I say to you now:
      BITE ME.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #18
        Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        So let me see if I understand this...you give men blowjobs for money but not sex?
        Trying to sift through all that temple/pixel stuff was beginning to give me a migraine.
        No, completely wrong.

        I don't practice the carnal arts for money. My family ****ing owns something like 1.8% of the US economy.

        I do it because it gets me closer to understanding God. The men just got confused and scared when it was my religion, and somehow were ok with it when it was pay-for-play.

        seems kinda stupid to me. But then again men ARE pretty stupid.

        TRUST ME ON THAT.

        Its a rare one that can put one and two together to make 4.

        They've got two brains and the little one does all the thinking.


        vw
        Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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        • #19
          Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

          Ok, so you just give a low of men blowjobs?
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • #20
            Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            I'm tired, got four hours of sleep, have a migraine, am speaking to rude, condescending, irritating twerps on the phone, have money problems causing me serious stress, and it doesn't give me too much room to think of temples and jeebuz and pixellated sperm.
            So I say to you now:
            BITE ME.
            Get right with God and He will take care of you and lift you out of the miserable poverty you live in! He wants to help you, all you have to do is accept!
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • #21
              Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

              Or I can just take another Xanax.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • #22
                Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Ok, so you just give a low of men blowjobs?
                no...I don't give them anything. They relenquish their seed, which is the direct connection back through their ancestors and their ancestor's ancestors all the way to Adam. And God made Adam, and God is in his seed.


                No, I'm getting the better end of THIS bargain.


                vw
                Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                • #23
                  Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                  Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
                  no...I don't give them anything. They relenquish their seed, which is the direct connection back through their ancestors and their ancestor's ancestors all the way to Adam. And God made Adam, and God is in his seed.


                  No, I'm getting the better end of THIS bargain.


                  vw
                  You sound like a potential wife for a Godly True Christian™ Man. Any female who feels the way you do about the privilege of serving Men has the proper attitude. And your bank account would qualify your husband and you as Triple-Platinum Tithers from the sound of it.

                  Perhaps we could discuss this further in private.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                    Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
                    no...I don't give them anything. They relenquish their seed, which is the direct connection back through their ancestors and their ancestor's ancestors all the way to Adam. And God made Adam, and God is in his seed.


                    No, I'm getting the better end of THIS bargain.


                    vw
                    Ok, through this seed relinquishing, just how much contact do they have with your body and where?

                    Just trying to understand..
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                      I'm not interested in providing salacious details so that others can have vicarious titillating experiences. I am a virgin, I accept the seed of Adam into my body, as a communion with the body of Christ.

                      In your church experiences, has the priest ever shoved the communion wafer up your ass? Or rubbed it on your dessicated breasts?

                      sorry...that sounded so angry. I'm not angry really. sorry.


                      vw
                      Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                        Pastor Ezekiel...thank you for your kind words. I am waiting for God to tell me who shall be my husband, who shall harvest my fulsom gifts. I am keeping an open mind.

                        vw
                        Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                          No offense, but I'm starting to think you accidently fell into a wine barrel.
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            No offense, but I'm starting to think you accidently fell into a wine barrel.
                            The Jesuit logic (traced all the way back to Aristotle) in this thread is unmistakable. It is no wonder that Father Lester was not tempted ("purity of purpose"), he is more interested in using these arguments on altar boys.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • #29
                              Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                              Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
                              So...anyway...today was an interesting day. Its not every day that you take communion from a man in the morning, and see him on C-span later that day.

                              may he burn in hell for his vote against our troops.
                              Am I to infer that Daddy Mole voted against our troops?!

                              Truly, there are no limits to the shocking Depravities of this "Man"

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                              • #30
                                Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                Am I to infer that Daddy Mole voted against our troops?!

                                Truly, there are no limits to the shocking Depravities of this "Man"
                                Oh, no!

                                Im terribly sorry, I must have failed to direct you to some of the earlier posts in this thread.

                                I have established that the act of accepting the seed of the Son of Adam in my mouth is a far more accurate and real and direct act of communion with jesus, than eating some almost-plastic wafter of processed hydrolized vegetable oil or whatever that crap is.

                                I think the only reason the catholic mass uses the wafers, is because the real act of accepting the Body of Christ would of course be problematic...how many times can a man of flesh give up of his seed in the course of a Mass? Also, of course, it would be rather inappropriate for the male parishoners, as they are truly not God's intended receptacle for the Seed.

                                So Father Lester has nothing to do with this discussion, really...except that he guided me here. he was not the man giving communion and then voting against our troops. Id prefer not to name him. (I didn't know who he was until I saw his caption on the Cspan screen

                                vw
                                Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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