[SUV]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

I once accepted The Body of Christ into my shower stall AND HE SLIPPED ALL AROUND AND I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH AND BOY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT ONE, I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW HE GOT SO EXCITED DURING THAT COMEDY ROUTINE! so yes, Sister, I know how Hard it can be.

But He wouldn't give up any of those Burpee seeds He pretended to be peddling when He came to my door in the first place. So I guess although He is "All Loving" He just isn't really as "giving" as folks would like for Him to be!

This is just between you & I of course; I don't wish to be Damned to Hell or anything for telling the real Truth, aka "Blasphemy"

Oh, no!

Im terribly sorry, I must have failed to direct you to some of the earlier posts in this thread.

I have established that the act of accepting the seed of the Son of Adam in my mouth is a far more accurate and real and direct act of communion with jesus, than eating some almost-plastic wafter of processed hydrolized vegetable oil or whatever that crap is.

I think the only reason the catholic mass uses the wafers, is because the real act of accepting the Body of Christ would of course be problematic...how many times can a man of flesh give up of his seed in the course of a Mass? Also, of course, it would be rather inappropriate for the male parishoners, as they are truly not God's intended receptacle for the Seed.

So Father Lester has nothing to do with this discussion, really...except that he guided me here. he was not the man giving communion and then voting against our troops. Id prefer not to name him. (I didn't know who he was until I saw his caption on the Cspan screen

vw

[BornAgain]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Because it requires thinking? That explains why you refuse to accept God and the Truth of His Word. He has cursed you! I won't go easier with my rebuking, but when beating you with my Bible, I will feel a little pity for you now.

That's what happens when women ignore their God-given™ role and try to think for themselves.

Van Hellsatan, please find yourself a good Christian husband to do the thinking for you and stop being the second incarnation of Eve.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

No, completely wrong.

I don't practice the carnal arts for money. My family ****ing owns something like 1.8% of the US economy.

I do it because it gets me closer to understanding God. The men just got confused and scared when it was my religion, and somehow were ok with it when it was pay-for-play.

seems kinda stupid to me. But then again men ARE pretty stupid.

TRUST ME ON THAT.

Its a rare one that can put one and two together to make 4.

They've got two brains and the little one does all the thinking.


vw

Would you shush with your militant radical feminist hatespeech?
1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Brother John]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

No, completely wrong.

I don't practice the carnal arts for money. My family ****ing owns something like 1.8% of the US economy.

I do it because it gets me closer to understanding God. The men just got confused and scared when it was my religion, and somehow were ok with it when it was pay-for-play.

seems kinda stupid to me. But then again men ARE pretty stupid.

TRUST ME ON THAT.

Its a rare one that can put one and two together to make 4.

They've got two brains and the little one does all the thinking.


vw

Sounds more like nymphomania to a certain degree than like a spiritual quest.
I've always considered people that generalise to be idiotic, you know. Then again, you're the one going around licking phalli and I'm a student at a reputed university... Plenty of intelligent men around, not our fault you don't attract them.

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Brother Temperance, please understand. I don't feel that I know all the answers, or really any answers at all. That's why I have come here, to get help finding the truth of the way and the true path to Jesus.

I read somewhere that to the ignorant observer, true wisdom is indistinguishable from madness, and that the real truth cannot be ascertained. I forget who wrote that, but I saw it somewhere a couple weeks ago.

I don't know...this is so hard. I submit fully and completely to Jesus's love, but sometimes it seems He is hidden from me. My eyes are welling up with tears as I write this, I just don't know even what I know or don't know anymore! Sometimes it seems that Jesus is playing peek-a-boo with his righteous love. I begin to wish that God would show me the man who would be my husband and accept the gift of my loins, and I could stop having to figure it out on my own all the time. Anymore, it seems like I'm just guessing instead of KNOWING.

I ask though, that you accept my apology and grant me forgiveness, as God asks you to in Numbers 15:29. as my transgressions are birthed from ignorance.


vw

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Sounds more like nymphomania to a certain degree than like a spiritual quest.
I've always considered people that generalise to be idiotic, you know. Then again, you're the one going around licking phalli and I'm a student at a reputed university... Plenty of intelligent men around, not our fault you don't attract them.

I've heard of whores doing things like this for a masters or doctoral thesis. They blow the panel to assure they pass, they blow all the department heads for letters of reccomendation, and they blow half the student body to be well liked. They usually belong to a sorrority, and have an average IQ of 90. Monica Lewinsky blew her way to the Whitehouse, then continued that tradition. Weak non/fake-Christian men let them ply their wares, and advance them. Advancing just means they're tired of the same mouth, and wish to bring in someone new.

I see no difference here. She obviously likes the taste sperm, and uses that talent to make money. Every industry has them. She might be the next Nancy Pelosi for all we know. That's how women tend to get ahead in politics. Margaret Thatcher was probably the only women not to follow this tradition. She was a manly one, and probably beat up all the men who stood in their way. Not that knocking a politition down physically wouldn't be that hard mind you.

She admires Father Lester because he wasn't tempted. I think that's the wrong viewpoint for this situation. She's not a young boy, and couldn't move him in the ways that they can.

VW, Try showing up dressed as the virgin Mary, holding a babydoll. That'll probably move him to lick your feet, and more besides. Or as St. Timothy. They(cathylick scholars) say he was mighty handsome in a boyish way.

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Sounds more like nymphomania to a certain degree than like a spiritual quest.
I've always considered people that generalise to be idiotic, you know. Then again, you're the one going around licking phalli and I'm a student at a reputed university... Plenty of intelligent men around, not our fault you don't attract them.

Apollyon, I can understand how you would possibly see it that way. Being a man, the notion of carnally touching a man should necessarily be alien and strange to you. But as my feminine role is to be the receptacle and steward of the Seed of Man, it is quite natural and in fact gives me great joy.

It is a special privilege to share in what can only be described as core spiritual epiphanies, as the rapturous moment of release occurs, and the fountain of God's essence bathes my accepting mouth, and my partner in communion is given to sudden, spontaneous exhortations of devotion, calling out our Lord's name in joy and honoring His name.

Sometimes Jesus talks to me in those fleeting moments.


vw

[Brother John]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

But as my feminine role is to be the receptacle and steward of the Seed of Man, it is quite natural and in fact gives me great joy.

Man, not Men. Excuse me for propagating monogamy.

It is a special privilege to share in what can only be described as core spiritual epiphanies, as the rapturous moment of release occurs, and the fountain of God's essence bathes my accepting mouth, and my partner in communion is given to sudden, spontaneous exhortations of devotion, calling out our Lord's name in joy and honoring His name.

I'm sure it's because they feel like God is talking to them, and certainly not because they're achieving climax.

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

I've heard of whores doing things like this for a masters or doctoral thesis. They blow the panel to assure they pass, they blow all the department heads for letters of reccomendation, and they blow half the student body to be well liked.

Oh, Dr. Davidson, you have me all wrong. What you've described is bribery, and in Job 15:34 we are shown that there are no rewards for that. I hate that.

Trying to purchase accolades or advancements instead of deserving them through proper merit is wrong.

That's one reason that I am a prostitute. Accepting a nominal cash payment for the excercise of my duty of communion is an absolution of obligation, and they owe me no favor. Romans 13:5-7



vw

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

I'm sure it's because they feel like God is talking to them, and certainly not because they're achieving climax.

You know what I think? Jesus is talking to us NONSTOP. He is whispering in our ears every moment of the day, or even shouting in our faces. But we do not hear, because we are encumbered by the stupid details of our mortal coil.

What I see in the moment of climax, is that a man is doing the only thing he will ever do that is God-like. Transferring his seed to a woman is the only act of creation he may ever perform. In that moment he has an opportunity to be in solidarity with our Lord Jesus Christ, and "all the channels are open". I sense that many men who share that moment with me do indeed experience that magical instant of connection with God, while others see it as merely a chance to dump a load of jism into a very pretty girl's compliant and hard-working mouth.

In either case, I receive my benefit no matter how the man sees it...but I admit it is much more special to share in a moment of Godly Epiphany. But every male climax is an opportunity, so I continue my work.

I grow ever more anticipating of the day when I will take a husband, and he will lay with me and bring me my first climax, and I will use that moment to travel to Jesus and embrace him and hear his whispers in my ear.


vw

[BornAgain]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

This isn't some forum for your sexual fantasies, I'm sure there are plenty of cathyolick message boards that would love to hear them.

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Why all this stuff about catholics? Father Lester is Lutheran.


vw

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

I grow ever more anticipating of the day when I will take a husband, and he will lay with me and bring me my first climax, and I will use that moment to travel to Jesus and embrace him and hear his whispers in my ear.

The only words you'll hear JESUS whispering will be "Remove your filthy, choo-choo ravaged lips from my Holy Presence, you demented tart!"

The Bible isn't a bodice-ripper, and Our Saviour isn't Fabio; you would do well to remember that.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Why all this stuff about catholics? Father Lester is Lutheran.


vw

Um . . . Huh?

Then why is he running a Catholic church and sexually assaulting altar boys? Is that just a hobby?

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Um . . . Huh?

Then why is he running a Catholic church and sexually assaulting altar boys? Is that just a hobby?

um....no. Father James Lester runs the Tri-county Trinity Lutheran Church, He's been priest there since I was born. And there's never been a WHIFF of any of that Catholic little boy blue scandal anywhere near that church.

vw