[landoverlover]

Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

Nice try there Jimmy....you're just a better hypocrite now who has studied at one of the Federal Institutions on how to get rich off the backs of those people who are looking for hope and you sell them on a "bait and switch" scheme to help you get rich again. They want hope and you use yourself as a mediator to get them riches. Remember what the Rich Man asked Jesus about gaining eternal life,,,how he had kept all of the law and Jesus told him to sell all that he had and give to the poor? Remember that one Jimmy? If you want to be credible then do what Jesus told that man to do...the Rich Man couldnt do it because he was very rich and walked away very sorrowful. Do you want to show your followers that you are different...can you sell all that you have to prove to your followers you can give it all away? My guess is a Big Fat NO! Why? Because you are a fraud is a wolf in sheeps clothing. Enjoy it all now Jimmy cuz you dont have long to enjoy all these riches...when this life is over and Eternity starts you're going to be spending a lot of time with romantic walks with the Devil on his own private beach on Devils Island. Tic Toc Jimmy....times are getting shorter for ya. Tell Jan and Paul there is a lot of room on that beach for all of you and get some heat proof sandals and thongs...and tons of lotion that is like SPF 1000.

That's a whole lot of damning, rebuking, casting-into-hell, sarcasm, and nastiness. Which of those qualities does our Lord have that you are trying to emulate? Answer: None of the above.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

How is Jim at threading a through the eye of a needle?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

How is Jim at threading a through the eye of a needle?

I'm not sure a Muslim can fit through the eye of a needle. Maybe we should try with a Pastafarian first.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

I'm not sure a Muslim can fit through the eye of a needle. Maybe we should try with a Pastafarian first.

The KJV-CFT had nothing to say about Muslims or Pastafarians passing though the eye of a needle, but it does have this to say about a rich man

Mathew 19:24

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

[John Creeser]

Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

Rev. Jim,

As a relative newcomer on this forum I've not had the pleasure of meeting you. You seem to be in good standing with the forum elite, so that's good enough for me.

I must admit, with a face as kind and trusting as yours, your past sins are hard to believe - but since you have such a trusting face, I find my trust with you (even though we haven't met) absolute!!! So much so, that if you are back for good, I'd like to be the first person to step forward, give you my credit card number and make a generous tithe!!

I'll PM you that shortly.

John.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

Reverend Jim,
I too really admire the journey in which you've triumphed through His power and guidance. I do hope to get to know you much better and learn and grow in Christ with your help!
Dave

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

Reverend Jim,
I too really admire the journey in which you've triumphed through His power and guidance. I do hope to get to know you much better and learn and grow in Christ with your help!
Dave

Bless you Brother!

Our Reverend Jim has touched children, women and men all over the planet. His ministry has no bounds as he lays hands on the unsaved and stricken. Extracting the demons of Satan and replacing the void with the warmth and love of Jesus Christ.

There is no more Godly man than our Reverend and he serves as a mentor to us all.

In Christ!

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

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Reverend, I would be honored if you would allow me to become a member of you GAPE group so I can help YOU do HIS work!

[GodIsAlmighty]

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Reverend, I would be honored if you would allow me to become a member of you GAPE group so I can help YOU do HIS work!

One step at a time, unsaved trash.

[KeruxR]

Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again!

____________________________

That is when I re-dedicated myself to the Lord Jesus Christ and became born again...again.

Both times for nought - as John 3:3 should read "born from above," not "born again."

3 Yahshua replied and said to him: “Truly, truly I say
to you, unless a man should be born from above, he is not able to see the
Kingdom of Yahweh.”

There is nothing one can do on his own to be "born from above." And, unless one is born from above, he can not even see the Kingdom of Yahweh.

But then, I think this entire thread may just be a joke anyway.

Haha.

____

[The Examined Life]

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What a wonderful coincidence! As a matter of fact, Brother James, I do have some very important, expensive "goods" that could be moved and shipped by you. It's too difficult going through the airport with their rigorous searches these days, and Fed Ex/UPS is simply out of the question.

I'll get in contact with you later so that we can do business.

Thanks, pal!

You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
What could this be, I wonder?
Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
Likely not.
You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
Tell me, "Reverend":
What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
Surely it is ONLY bible study.
Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
You give Christians in general a bad name.
You are not even a Christian.
But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."

[Stella LaForte]

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You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
What could this be, I wonder?
Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
Likely not.
You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
Tell me, "Reverend":
What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
Surely it is ONLY bible study.
Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
You give Christians in general a bad name.
You are not even a Christian.
But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."

How dare you infect the pages of this place of GOD with your ramblings?! You'll burn in hell with the rest of them!

[The Examined Life]

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How dare you infect the pages of this place of GOD with your ramblings?! You'll burn in hell with the rest of them!

Your god tastes like cherry pie.... mmmmm. Cherry pie.
Come to think of it, so does the bible.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Thanks, guys!
I like pie.
See what you've done for me? You saved me.
With pie.
I love you guys.
I love pie.

[Janine Walker]

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Your god tastes like cherry pie.... mmmmm. Cherry pie.
Come to think of it, so does the bible.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Thanks, guys!
I like pie.
See what you've done for me? You saved me.
With pie.
I love you guys.
I love pie.

No, you love lakes of fire, you heathen.

Revelation 20:13-15


Christianity is not an observation religion much like rock climbing isn't an observation sport. You must be willing to hold onto the Lord's hand with all your might and be able to surrender yourself. Much like holding on to a rock to save yourself from falling into the fiery pits of hell.


Making you think about your half-measure Christian ways, Janine Walker

[Brother Temperance]

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You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
What could this be, I wonder?
Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.

That doesn't seem to have happened yet. We have nothing to hide.

Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
Likely not.
You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
Tell me, "Reverend":
What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
Surely it is ONLY bible study.
Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
You give Christians in general a bad name.
You are not even a Christian.
But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."

Apparently those aren't your last words. Now, do you want to make any specific claims, or are you just content to throw around baseless slander?