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  • Pining
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 13

    #16
    Re: Pining for the Fjords

    I answer the Pastor to assist in his education (and it appears that he needs all the help he can get), yet he answers me with personal emails, filled with hatred and name calling and suggestions that my knowledge is obtained from the devil.

    Well, I'll retort on the open forum because unlike the amature Pastor, I have nothing to hide.
    Do not cal me a maggot, you spagetti armed pretender of faith.
    Get your ignorance back behind closed doors.
    You should keep your ignorant mouth shut, for it is written:

    Better to be thought foolish, than to open your mouth and prove it.


    Nuphi 2:13

    Beware the self proclaimed righteous leader, for he be wrong.

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    • Miss April
      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 685

      #17
      Re: Pining for the Fjords

      Originally posted by Pining View Post
      What I suggest, "Pastor" Exekiel, is that you get an education before you start handing out righteous judgement. If you haven't heard of it, doesn't make it satanic, it makes you less educated than you presume to me.

      The book of Nuphis has one in five's name in it.

      Nuphi 1:1
      You are never alone.
      We only Read The true Word of God here The Kings Bible not your Satanic one you fool

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      • Pining
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2009
        • 13

        #18
        Re: Pining for the Fjords

        .........And how would you be able to tell the difference, Bimbo?

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        • Miss April
          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 685

          #19
          Re: Pining for the Fjords

          Originally posted by Pining View Post
          I answer the Pastor to assist in his education (and it appears that he needs all the help he can get), yet he answers me with personal emails, filled with hatred and name calling and suggestions that my knowledge is obtained from the devil.

          Well, I'll retort on the open forum because unlike the amature Pastor, I have nothing to hide.
          Do not cal me a maggot, you spagetti armed pretender of faith.
          Get your ignorance back behind closed doors.
          You should keep your ignorant mouth shut, for it is written:

          Better to be thought foolish, than to open your mouth and prove it.


          Nuphi 2:13

          Beware the self proclaimed righteous leader, for he be wrong.
          Let me guess That's from your Fake Bible?

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          • Miss April
            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 685

            #20
            Re: Pining for the Fjords

            Originally posted by Pining View Post
            .........And how would you be able to tell the difference, Bimbo?
            Don't you Dare call me a Bimbo I'm A True Christian Lady not A God mocking lier you like

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            • Pining
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2009
              • 13

              #21
              Re: Pining for the Fjords

              Originally posted by Miss April View Post
              Let me guess That's from your Fake Bible?
              No fake bibles here.

              Funnily enough, no fake religious leaders either.

              Just the one true God.

              The Unnamed God.

              YOUR God.

              Come and hear his whisper. His voice is in your head. you only have to listen.

              He asks no money of you. Only your worship.

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              • Miss April
                Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 685

                #22
                Re: Pining for the Fjords

                Originally posted by Pining View Post
                .........And how would you be able to tell the difference, Bimbo?
                I can Tell The Difference you Unsaved trash Because There Is only One True Word of God and That's not in There

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #23
                  Re: Pining for the Fjords

                  Pining, you Norweigian Rat, learn to show some respect.

                  Instead of entering into intellectual dialogue concerning Biblical issues with our beloved and well-respected Pastor Ezekiel, you come off as a pompous know-it-all ass. And I do mean ass as in donkey.

                  Then you have the nerve to call little Miss April a "bimbo". Don't take your sexual frusterations out on her just because you'll never get to taste a piece of her warm, juicy True Christian pie.

                  Boy, you better get down on your knees and ask your Lord Jesus Christ for forgiveness for your transgressions! And quit quoting that uh, whatever thing it is your quoting...Nuprin? Wasn't that some kind of aspirin a while back?

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Miss April
                    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 685

                    #24
                    Re: Pining for the Fjords

                    Originally posted by Pining View Post
                    No fake bibles here.

                    Funnily enough, no fake religious leaders either.

                    Just the one true God.

                    The Unnamed God.

                    YOUR God.

                    Come and hear his whisper. His voice is in your head. you only have to listen.

                    He asks no money of you. Only your worship.
                    Your Nothing but a lier I will Not Worship your Fake God

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                    • Pining
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 13

                      #25
                      Re: Pining for the Fjords

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Pining, you Norweigian Rat, learn to show some respect.

                      Instead of entering into intellectual dialogue concerning Biblical issues with our beloved and well-respected Pastor Ezekiel, you come off as a pompous know-it-all ass. And I do mean ass as in donkey.

                      Then you have the nerve to call little Miss April a "bimbo". Don't take your sexual frusterations out on her just because you'll never get to taste a piece of her warm, juicy True Christian pie.

                      Boy, you better get down on your knees and ask your Lord Jesus Christ for forgiveness for your transgressions! And quit quoting that uh, whatever thing it is your quoting...Nuprin? Wasn't that some kind of aspirin a while back?
                      The only Norwegian rat around here is the one currently climbing around your ass!

                      "intellectual dialogue concerning Biblical issues" is not something anyone on this site is going to run into in a hurry, with all you uneducated twats sitting around spouting bribble.

                      The only pie your likely to get IS Christams pie!!

                      I'm not getting on my knees for you. Get one of your alter boys!

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #26
                        Re: Pining for the Fjords

                        You truly are an idiot, Pining. You come here hurling insults and when you get one thrown back at you, you complain??? You wouldn't have been called a filthy maggot in the first place if you came into God's Favorite Forum™ and showed some respect!

                        Don't you realize you are a GUEST here? You should show your gracious hosts some gratitude for not banning you outright for heresy and trouble-making!

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #27
                          Re: Pining for the Fjords

                          I'm afraid you won't hear an answer Rev. because I, um, terminated his account.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #28
                            Re: Pining for the Fjords

                            Well, I did warn him about not showing us his gratitude!

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #29
                              Re: Pining for the Fjords

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              Well, I did warn him about not showing us his gratitude!
                              Indeed you did. But I'm afraid the boy wouldn't recognise gratitude if it did a Scandinavian flick in his own backyard.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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