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  • Pining
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 13

    #1

    Pining for the Fjords

    God doesn't lie.

    People do.

    God didn't write the bible. People did.

    God's hand is for smiting, not writing.

    Beware of false preachers, false idols, false gods.

    There is only one true god. The unamed god.

    I am his disciple.

    He does not write.

    (He can afford a secretary.)
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Pining for the Fjords

    Do you really want to claim that God would allow His Holy Word to be published with even one error? God almighty, who created the entire universe would allow mistakes in His Commandments? Do you even know the story of how the KJV came to be transmitted?

    I don't know what false Christian church you've been attending, but here at Landover Baptist, we don't make God up as we go. Take a look at our church doctrines HERE.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Pining for the Fjords

      Originally posted by Pining View Post
      God doesn't lie.

      People do.
      Partial truth friend.
      2 Thessalonians 2:11
      For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.

      God forces people to lie when it is the Good thing for God to do.

      Anyway you suggestion we can know God without The Bible is absurd. The Bible is the only source we have on the nature of God and like and teachings of Jesus. What you out of you ass Pining is just shit and not holy wisdom so keep it to yourself.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Pining for the Fjords

        Originally posted by Pining View Post
        God doesn't lie.

        People do.

        God didn't write the bible. People did.

        God's hand is for smiting, not writing.

        Beware of false preachers, false idols, false gods.

        There is only one true god. The unamed god.

        I am his disciple.

        He does not write.

        (He can afford a secretary.)
        'Pining', Eh??? You seem more like a 'Sap' to me.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Pining
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2009
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Pining for the Fjords

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Do you really want to claim that God would allow His Holy Word to be published with even one error? God almighty, who created the entire universe would allow mistakes in His Commandments? Do you even know the story of how the KJV came to be transmitted?

          I don't know what false Christian church you've been attending, but here at Landover Baptist, we don't make God up as we go. Take a look at our church doctrines HERE.
          Do you claim to know god's will?

          ......That's rather big of you. I think the shoes you are standing in might be a biy big for you. Maybe you should learn some humility before coming on here as a bragart.

          Child,
          I know the words of god as written by man. I also know the words of man as if written by a god. You need to do a lot more study.

          And here's a tip:
          If you want to study Noddy books then read Noddy books. It's not going to tell you about the author.

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          • Pining
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2009
            • 13

            #6
            Re: Pining for the Fjords

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Partial truth friend.
            2 Thessalonians 2:11
            For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.
            God forces people to lie when it is the Good thing for God to do.

            Anyway you suggestion we can know God without The Bible is absurd. The Bible is the only source we have on the nature of God and like and teachings of Jesus. What you out of you ass Pining is just shit and not holy wisdom so keep it to yourself.
            Oh......
            So god forces people to lie does he?
            That would mean no free will......
            That would mean no lie!
            You lie!!!
            And god isn't making you do it!

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            • Pining
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2009
              • 13

              #7
              Re: Pining for the Fjords

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              'Pining', Eh??? You seem more like a 'Sap' to me.
              I don't know what you get out of making insulting personal comments like that, especially over a picture of your grandmother.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Pining for the Fjords

                Originally posted by Pining View Post
                Do you claim to know god's will?

                ......That's rather big of you. I think the shoes you are standing in might be a biy big for you. Maybe you should learn some humility before coming on here as a bragart.

                Child,
                I know the words of god as written by man. I also know the words of man as if written by a god. You need to do a lot more study.

                And here's a tip:
                If you want to study Noddy books then read Noddy books. It's not going to tell you about the author.
                Originally posted by Pining View Post
                Oh......
                So god forces people to lie does he?
                That would mean no free will......
                That would mean no lie!
                You lie!!!
                And god isn't making you do it!
                Unless and until you learn to show respect by properly capitalizing words like "God," no one is going to take anything you say seriously.

                God will not be mocked!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Miss April
                  Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 685

                  #9
                  Re: Pining for the Fjords

                  Pastor Ezekiel Knows Gods Will You Don't you God Mocking Troll Go somewhere else with your lies nobody is going too believe anything you say

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                  • Pining
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Re: Pining for the Fjords

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    'Pining', Eh??? You seem more like a 'Sap' to me.
                    I don't know what you get out of making insulting personal comments like that, especially over a picture of your grandmother.

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                    • Pining
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Pining for the Fjords

                      Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                      Pastor Ezekiel Knows Gods Will You Don't you God Mocking Troll Go somewhere else with your fake lies nobody is going too believe anything you say
                      Pastor Ezekil can't tell you next weeks weather, so he's hardly going to know God's will.

                      Arrogance - It's another thing the one true God looks down on. The Pastor will know all about it at his appointed moment.

                      To say you know God's will is akin to creating a false god for others to worship. More heinious than the worship itself.

                      I smell righteous fire coming the Pastor's way. I'm guesing he's one of THOSE Pastors who lives high on the hog from money good people have donated to God, not the Pastor. coverting of other peoples' property is another of his sins he'll (soooo close to hell) have to answer for.

                      Nuphi 13:4
                      Don't judge me, ye who aren't fit to judge!

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                      • Nurse Clampett
                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 974

                        #12
                        Re: Pining for the Fjords

                        Originally posted by Pining View Post
                        I don't know what you get out of making insulting personal comments like that, especially over a picture of your grandmother.
                        Oh, grow up! That's a childish thing to say.
                        By the way, your grandmother wore combat boots and wool stockings!
                        Luke 5:31
                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Pining for the Fjords

                          Originally posted by Pining View Post

                          Nuphi 13:4
                          Don't judge me, ye who aren't fit to judge!

                          May I ask what "Nuphi" is supposed to mean? Are you quoting from the satanic koran (piss be upon it)?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Pining
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 13

                            #14
                            Re: Pining for the Fjords

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            May I ask what "Nuphi" is supposed to mean? Are you quoting from the satanic koran (piss be upon it)?
                            What I suggest, "Pastor" Exekiel, is that you get an education before you start handing out righteous judgement. If you haven't heard of it, doesn't make it satanic, it makes you less educated than you presume to me.

                            The book of Nuphis has one in five's name in it.

                            Nuphi 1:1
                            You are never alone.

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                            • Pining
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: Pining for the Fjords

                              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                              Oh, grow up! That's a childish thing to say.
                              By the way, your grandmother wore combat boots and wool stockings!
                              Yes, she is well known as wearing those clothes as she walked the streets feeding the poor in the months of winter.
                              I take it you have heard of her?

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