Greetings

[Citan]

Good day to you, people.
According to the rules I should be doing a little introduction of myself before posting any other messages in this forum.
I'm a mechanical engineer from Colombia, 27 years old. Never been drunk, never done drugs or smoked cigarettes, I always try to help those in need, the way my mother taught me to (R.I.P.). Oh, and I'm totally heterosexual.
Right now I'm practicing abstinence as a birth control method, since I've had no romantic relationship for more than two years now.
I've never commited a felony and abide the laws at it's fullest.
This been said, I'll attain to the rules I acknowledged by registering, and I quote:

By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.

The owners of The Landover Baptist Church Forums reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason.

However, I will also follow the first amendment law that you people might know even better than myself

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Since the owners of The Landover Baptist Church Forums also needed to register, and by being native americans must abide by the amendments of the United States, I beg of them not to ban me for the fact that I'm an atheist. I will be totally respectful, non-threatening and keep the contents healthy.

Any other questions you may have about my persona shall be answered truthfully and unbiased in the least amount of time I have inside this thread.

Without further ado and wishing you succesful and joyous life,

Citan Uzuki.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Congress shall make no law

So we're Congress now?

I've gotten my paycheck as a congressman. I think you owe me some taxes.

Anyway, we believe in Biblical law, not the unBiblical US Constitution. The Constitution doesn't need to exist because everything in it either dissagrees with Biblical Law, or agrees with it, and is therefore redundant.

This website is private property and its owners are free to do with it what they will. That means we will witness to you and try to have you washed in the blood of The Lamb and if you are beened to be a waste our time we will ban you. God told us to preach to the entire world, but we don't have to convert everyone.

[Citan]

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Point taken Jeb,

However, my focus on this was to clarify that banning someone for their religious beliefs is unconstitutional, and thus, they would be violating the agreement of registration of this forum.

Of course the biblical laws are above man-made laws, for True Christians(TM). But still we all must abide to the man-made ones, haven't we?

[Talitha]

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Point taken Jeb,

However, my focus on this was to clarify that banning someone for their religious beliefs is unconstitutional, and thus, they would be violating the agreement of registration of this forum.

Of course the biblical laws are above man-made laws, for True Christians™. But still we all must abide to the man-made ones, haven't we?

Someone got Banned?

[Nobar King]

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Point taken Jeb,

However, my focus on this was to clarify that banning someone for their religious beliefs is unconstitutional, and thus, they would be violating the agreement of registration of this forum.

Of course the biblical laws are above man-made laws, for True Christians™. But still we all must abide to the man-made ones, haven't we?

You're not even an American, so why would we worry about hurting your feelings?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Greetings

Point taken Jeb,

However, my focus on this was to clarify that banning someone for their religious beliefs is unconstitutional, and thus, they would be violating the agreement of registration of this forum.

Of course the biblical laws are above man-made laws, for True Christians™. But still we all must abide to the man-made ones, haven't we?

I don't think you get it: The U.S. constitutional first amendment does not apply to a private internet forum. Read that sentence again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Your rights on this forum are explained in detail HERE. I guess you missed it when you registered. Glad I could help. If you feel that any of your rights have been violated, please contact me or any pastor here.

[Citan]

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Thank you, pastor ezekiel for clearing that up for me.

Talitha: I have seen other people that registered for this forum get banned, so I was just trying to get straight what sort of conduct should I procede with in order to guarantee that I won't be banned.

Why does it matter to me that much? It doesn't have to do with feelings, Nobar. And by the way, you should be nice to people from all nationalities unless they have been rude to you, which I haven't. It matters to me because what I love most in life is knowledge. And I think that this might be a two-way lane in the information part. I just wish to share my opinion with you people and get a wider understanding of the world. Isn't that what life is about?

[MoonFlower]

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Oh God....let me grab the popcorn and soda. Watching them tear you limb from limb will be very entertaining.

Moon

[Nobar King]

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And by the way, you should be nice to people from all nationalities unless they have been rude to you, which I haven't.

Plenty of people have been rude to me by now.

[Citan]

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I just went in th FAQ and rules. and Pastor Billy Reuben wrote this:

We tend to get two types of dissenters here. Some are calm and reasonable folks who are capable of rational discussion. I personally enjoy discussing religious topics with this sort of person

That's me, the first kind of guy. To be honest with you, I'm a little scared of getting a negative response. And it's really not your fault, having been trolled so many times must be tiring and leave you with a sort of preventive strategies to avoid being attacked again. But I'm no troll and I'm not in here for the Lulz. I just want to talk in a reasonable way to all of you and share experiences in a peaceful manner.

[MoonFlower]

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I'm curious Citan, what religion are you??

Moon

[Citan]

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Good morning, miss Moon flower. Uhm, currently I profess no religion whatsoever, I'm an atheist. As I had established in the first post.

And Nobar, I'm sorry to know you have been mistreated unfairly but please try to judge every person for their own actions, not from those who have come before them.

So, I know it's not a written law in this forum, but I have always been respectful to my elders and I considered appropiate to ask permission from at least one of the moderators before I move on and visit the rest of the forum in a respectful manner.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Good morning, miss Moon flower. Uhm, currently I profess no religion whatsoever, I'm an atheist. As I had established in the first post.

And Nobar, I'm sorry to know you have been mistreated unfairly but please try to judge every person for their own actions, not from those who have come before them.

So, I know it's not a written law in this forum, but I have always been respectful to my elders and I considered appropiate to ask permission from at least one of the moderators before I move on and visit the rest of the forum in a respectful manner.

Welcome to God's favorite forum! It is sad that you're going to the pits Hell. You seem like a nice person, but being a nice person isn't going to keep you from burning for eternity.

It is good to see a noob that makes an effort to not butcher God's favorite language, American English.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Citan]

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Hahaha! oh wow, you had me going for a moment there!
Don't worry you can delete this thread but I won't be coming back.

L.O.L. I've been punked!
*waves at the cameraman*

Thank you for the fun.