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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #16
    Re: Hey everyone

    Originally posted by Rev. Ben Dover View Post
    that is turning me on.

    I'm going to masturbate brb
    Don't take too long, clean up when you are done.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • sikhismftw
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2009
        • 8
        #17
        Re: Hey everyone

        I think god should accept anyone for who they are, no matter what race, gender, sexual orientation, skin colour, hair colour, eye colour, dick length... He can be very mean sometimes. I dont even know where he lives or i would write him a letter

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453
            #18
            Re: Hey everyone

            Originally posted by sikhismftw View Post
            I think god should accept anyone for who they are, no matter what race, gender, sexual orientation, skin colour, hair colour, eye colour, dick length... He can be very mean sometimes. I dont even know where he lives or i would write him a letter
            Well, I think before you consider writing a letter to an important person like God, you should practice by writing to Santa. Work on the spelling, grammar and punctuation. You certainly do not not want to give God a bad impression, do you?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • sikhismftw
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2009
                • 8
                #19
                Re: Hey everyone

                Oh no!!! I didn't capitalise one I!!! Oh no!! I AM GOING TO BURN IN HELL!! And who is this santa? We all know its Father Christmas...

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                  • MidwestCatLady
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 164
                    #20
                    Re: Hey everyone

                    (hmmmm) ". . . mean sometimes" placed shortly after your very personal comment about the length of a certain male body part. I am going to go out on limb and guess you are an angry inadequate troll with issues. Please go back to the rock you crawled out of. I know, go overseas and worship that mick Mary stump and maybe the papists can help you out with their perversions of Truth. I believe they suffer from the same pansy attitude you have.

                    Just remember: "God loves you" when you're burning in the Lake of Fire for all eternity for being such a twit.
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                    21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453
                        #21
                        Re: Hey everyone

                        Originally posted by sikhismftw View Post
                        Oh no!!! I didn't capitalise one I!!! Oh no!! I AM GOING TO BURN IN HELL!! And who is this santa? We all know its Father Christmas...
                        Another childish, bad toothed brit.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Myron Pollard
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 242
                            #22
                            Re: Hey everyone

                            Originally posted by sikhismftw View Post
                            Oh no!!! I didn't capitalise one I!!! Oh no!! I AM GOING TO BURN IN HELL!! And who is this santa? We all know its Father Christmas...
                            American English would be nice also...

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748
                                #23
                                Re: Hey everyone

                                I think you've done enough to qualify for hell. Don't bother with the spelling, anymore. It won't help your situation.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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