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  • #1

    Hey everyone

    I'm new here.

    A little bit of myself

    I like playing video games. (oblivion is my favorite game, so fun!)
    I like having sex on my free time.
    I am catholic
    My wife is jewish
    MY second was is Muslim
    My son (15) is a homosexual
    I am a democrat/liberal
    I voted for obama
    I am pro choice and support abortion
    I support stem cell research
    I like watching porn


    I hope to start posting here. I believe I'm a very good christian, probably the best
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  • #2
    Re: Hey everyone

    Obvious troll is obvious.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: Hey everyone

      Aren't you special!
      Please, enjoy your stay here on God's Favorite Forum!



      I know you hope to post here but I'll let you in on a little secret 'giggle', you already made your first post!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Hey everyone

        Thanks for the welcome!

        What do you mean by oblivion troll?

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        • #5
          Re: Hey everyone

          Originally posted by Rev. Ben Dover View Post
          I'm new here.

          A little bit of myself

          I like playing video games. (oblivion is my favorite game, so fun!)
          I like having sex on my free time.
          I am catholic
          My wife is jewish
          MY second was is Muslim
          My son (15) is a homosexual
          I am a democrat/liberal
          I voted for obama
          I am pro choice and support abortion
          I support stem cell research
          I like watching porn


          I hope to start posting here. I believe I'm a very good christian, probably the best
          Welcome, I am new here myself! Do you plan on changing your ways and asking god for his forgiveness?

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          • #6
            Re: Hey everyone

            Hi, i am also new here, but my name i realise now sounds kinda bad, its actually the initials for a group i set up. I dont want to sound bad, can i get it changed?

            Stable
            Increments for
            Kerosene
            Housing
            In
            St helens
            May
            Foregners be
            Tortured and
            Maimed

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            • #7
              Re: Hey everyone

              That's a lot of bad stuff. Do you do anything that's good?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Hey everyone

                Originally posted by Rev. Ben Dover View Post
                Thanks for the welcome!

                What do you mean by oblivion troll?
                I believe he was referring to your stunted height due to curvature of the spine.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hey everyone

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  That's a lot of bad stuff. Do you do anything that's good?
                  Yes. I plan to pray to god to help me and forgive.


                  I did some couple good stuff.

                  I fucked your mom last night. It was amazing! I cummed on her face.

                  This smiley describes it well. the bombs are my cum

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hey everyone

                    Well Ben, don't you just say the dandiest things!
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hey everyone

                      There's no excuse for insulting my mother. What did she ever do to you?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hey everyone

                        I had sex with a transsexual yesterday, can i be saved? or am i too far gone

                        I wore some latex and ladies shoes, does this mean i am a bad person? because i also liked her cum in my mouth.

                        I know i am a very bad person, but i very much so want to go to heaven. Can i repent?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hey everyone

                          thanks

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hey everyone

                            Originally posted by sikhismftw View Post
                            I had sex with a transsexual yesterday, can i be saved? or am i too far gone

                            I wore some latex and ladies shoes, does this mean i am a bad person? because i also liked her cum in my mouth.

                            I know i am a very bad person, but i very much so want to go to heaven. Can i repent?
                            Nope, too late to repent, but you can stay at a Holiday Inn. It could be worse.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hey everyone

                              Originally posted by sikhismftw View Post
                              I had sex with a transsexual yesterday, can i be saved? or am i too far gone

                              I wore some latex and ladies shoes, does this mean i am a bad person? because i also liked her cum in my mouth.

                              I know i am a very bad person, but i very much so want to go to heaven. Can i repent?
                              that is turning me on.

                              I'm going to masturbate brb

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