Hey everyone

[Rev. Ben Dover]

I'm new here.

A little bit of myself

I like playing video games. (oblivion is my favorite game, so fun!)
I like having sex on my free time.
I am catholic
My wife is jewish
MY second was is Muslim
My son (15) is a homosexual
I am a democrat/liberal
I voted for obama
I am pro choice and support abortion
I support stem cell research
I like watching porn


I hope to start posting here. I believe I'm a very good christian, probably the best

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hey everyone

Obvious troll is obvious.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey everyone

Aren't you special!
Please, enjoy your stay here on God's Favorite Forum!



I know you hope to post here but I'll let you in on a little secret 'giggle', you already made your first post!

[Rev. Ben Dover]

Re: Hey everyone

Thanks for the welcome!

What do you mean by oblivion troll?

[TheArmsSupplier]

Re: Hey everyone

I'm new here.

A little bit of myself

I like playing video games. (oblivion is my favorite game, so fun!)
I like having sex on my free time.
I am catholic
My wife is jewish
MY second was is Muslim
My son (15) is a homosexual
I am a democrat/liberal
I voted for obama
I am pro choice and support abortion
I support stem cell research
I like watching porn


I hope to start posting here. I believe I'm a very good christian, probably the best

Welcome, I am new here myself! Do you plan on changing your ways and asking god for his forgiveness?

[sikhismftw]

Re: Hey everyone

Hi, i am also new here, but my name i realise now sounds kinda bad, its actually the initials for a group i set up. I dont want to sound bad, can i get it changed?

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May
Foregners be
Tortured and
Maimed

[Nobar King]

Re: Hey everyone

That's a lot of bad stuff. Do you do anything that's good?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey everyone

Thanks for the welcome!

What do you mean by oblivion troll?

I believe he was referring to your stunted height due to curvature of the spine.

[Rev. Ben Dover]

Re: Hey everyone

That's a lot of bad stuff. Do you do anything that's good?

Yes. I plan to pray to god to help me and forgive.


I did some couple good stuff.

I fucked your mom last night. It was amazing! I cummed on her face.

This smiley describes it well. the bombs are my cum

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey everyone

Well Ben, don't you just say the dandiest things!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hey everyone

There's no excuse for insulting my mother. What did she ever do to you?

[sikhismftw]

Re: Hey everyone

I had sex with a transsexual yesterday, can i be saved? or am i too far gone

I wore some latex and ladies shoes, does this mean i am a bad person? because i also liked her cum in my mouth.

I know i am a very bad person, but i very much so want to go to heaven. Can i repent?

[Rev. Ben Dover]

Re: Hey everyone

thanks

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey everyone

I had sex with a transsexual yesterday, can i be saved? or am i too far gone

I wore some latex and ladies shoes, does this mean i am a bad person? because i also liked her cum in my mouth.

I know i am a very bad person, but i very much so want to go to heaven. Can i repent?

Nope, too late to repent, but you can stay at a Holiday Inn. It could be worse.

[Rev. Ben Dover]

Re: Hey everyone

I had sex with a transsexual yesterday, can i be saved? or am i too far gone

I wore some latex and ladies shoes, does this mean i am a bad person? because i also liked her cum in my mouth.

I know i am a very bad person, but i very much so want to go to heaven. Can i repent?

that is turning me on.

I'm going to masturbate brb