[Dr. Robert V. Young]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Tell me,

Have you written any articles about your Scientology?

Yes, I have written many informative articles relating to Scientology. However, they are only available to upper echelon members and not to the public. If you'd like to read any of them, then you'll need to donate a minimum of $10,000.

[Dr. Robert V. Young]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbhE3GRiUE



satanic cult is all it is............

That video looks to be doctored with added sound effects and added video effects. Any prospective members, please keep this in mind when watching that video!

[Baptists For The Win]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Yes, I have written many informative articles relating to Scientology. However, they are only available to upper echelon members and not to the public. If you'd like to read any of them, then you'll need to donate a minimum of $10,000.

Do not deceive me WITCH!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Vaughn_Young

I have read your articles. If you were only alive.

I command the Lord Jesus to take you and your EVIL from this planet and to cast you into the Lake of Fire where you will suffer all through damnation!

You do not mess with THE TRUE CHRISTIANS!!!

With God as my Ally, the Satan’s forces shall ALWAYS be defeated!

[fuserxrx]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

If you're going to believe in Scientology, you might as well believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Will you be serving any pasta dishes at your unHoly event?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Blasphemy!!! His Noodly Master exists!!!

hmmmm serving pasta eh? A tribute to the FSM!! Colour me garlic and saucy, I'm in!!!

[Dr. Robert V. Young]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Do not deceive me WITCH!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Vaughn_Young

I have read your articles. If you were only alive.

I command the Lord Jesus to take you and your EVIL from this planet and to cast you into the Lake of Fire where you will suffer all through damnation!

You do not mess with THE TRUE CHRISTIANS!!!

With God as my Ally, the Satan’s forces shall ALWAYS be defeated!

Do not believe anything this heretic preaches! I am Robert's thetan. I have escaped his tormented body and acquired a new host so I can continue to spread Scientology throughout the world! No one can challenge the might of SCIENTOLOGY!

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

What is this, I don't even-

I'm sorry, I don't recognize that piece of print. I believe it's falsified reports generated by the media to further humiliate our religion. Throgmagog is a divine revelation of the monotheistic religions that are popular on this world. I appreciate your attempts at sabotage, however, our picnic is on the 25th, not the 24th.

On what world are they not popular? I ask because I would like to make sure I avoid them. Thank you.

[Dr. Robert V. Young]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

On what world are they not popular? I ask because I would like to make sure I avoid them. Thank you.

That's classified information. I can only release the names of the other worlds if you donate $10,000.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Do not believe anything this heretic preaches! I am Robert's thetan. I have escaped his tormented body and acquired a new host so I can continue to spread Scientology throughout the world! No one can challenge the might of SCIENTOLOGY!

Bobby Y, you seem to have missed one of the central points of Scientology.

The whole focus of Scientology is getting RID of thetans, forcing them to leave their human hosts.

Why would a thetan want to spread the marvelous E-meter technology and encourage people to get RID of thetans?

[Dr. Robert V. Young]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Bobby Y, you seem to have missed one of the central points of Scientology.

The whole focus of Scientology is getting RID of thetans, forcing them to leave their human hosts.

Why would a thetan want to spread the marvelous E-meter technology and encourage people to get RID of thetans?

Do you not understand? How can there be Scientology if Thetans like me are not around?!

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Scientology is a set of beliefs written by science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard.



Science FICTION - do you know what that is?

[Baptists For The Win]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Hello everyone, my name is Dr. Robert Vaughn Young and I represent the Freewinds chapter of the Church of Scientology. My church, located in Freewinds, Iowa, is hosting a picnic open to the public on July 25 at Noon till 8 PM. There will be free food and drinks as well as free auditing for any who are interested. We will be exhibiting our newest E-Meter models including the EM512 and the very elegant EM120. There will be a special presentation on the benefits of joining the Church of Scientology, and it will include highlighting acts from bands such as the Insane Clown Posse and superstar rapper Vanilla Ice! We are expecting hundreds of attendees and we hope to get many new members. I welcome all members here to join us for a copacetic day of food and recognition!

LIES WITCH, LIES!!!!!!!!

You admit to being one person then yet you claim to be another!

I can smell the fire and brimstone pit ready to take your soul!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Will the placenta be served raw or cooked ???

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

I will be there with my herd of specially trained Attack CATS. They can smell satin's little helpers and will gouge out the eyes of anyone not a True Christian. You have been warned.

[Dr. Robert V. Young]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Just to clear things up (this welcoming topic seems to have deviated a bit), you're all coming to my Church's picnic, correct? I need to give my staff an estimate of how many people are planning to come.

Scientologists do not fear your petty attacks nor do they fear "attack" cats. I'm guessing these so called "attack" cats are covered in their own excrement because you lack the necessary mental capacity to realize they cannot survive indoors with 50 other cats. Sorry, placenta is not scheduled to be brought to this picnic but you're more than welcome to acquire a sample and bring it!

Baptists For The Win, you certainly are searching for salvation. The Church of Scientology can offer you salvation in exchange for your money...Just another reason to join us at our picnic for a free audit!

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Scientologists do not fear your petty attacks nor do they fear "attack" cats. I'm guessing these so called "attack" cats are covered in their own excrement because you lack the necessary mental capacity to realize they cannot survive indoors with 50 other cats.

I beg your pardon. Your statement is incoherent gibberish. Landover has a state of the art killer cat training facility. Like all things here in Freehold, it is a clean and sanitary place. These are not the defective mongrel ferel animals we use for target practice on heathen hunts. We certainly could bring the dogs but they are nowhere near as effective at wiping out unsaved scum do to the fact they tend to bark and growl making their presence obvious. Your insults regarding my intelligence are simple proof of your inferiority and desire to hide certain inadequacies unsaved males seem to suffer.

We do not tithe to cults.