[Dr. Robert V. Young]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

I beg your pardon. Your statement is incoherent gibberish. Landover has a state of the art killer cat training facility. Like all things here in Freehold, it is a clean and sanitary place. These are not the defective mongrel ferel animals we use for target practice on heathen hunts. We certainly could bring the dogs but they are nowhere near as effective at wiping out unsaved scum do to the fact they tend to bark and growl making their presence obvious. Your insults regarding my intelligence are simple proof of your inferiority and desire to hide certain inadequacies unsaved males seem to suffer.

We do not tithe to cults.

I'm uncovering more and more lies tied to your so called "True Christian™" Church. Since when has Landover had a state-of-the-art killer cat training facility? It is not listed here:

The Landover Baptist Church is a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. The Church Campus is located on a 35 acre campus in Freehold, Iowa. The church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.

I have decided that your church is a nuisance, and I will be hiring a private detective to investigate your (criminal) activities. Then we will decide who is the cult. Have a nice day.

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Where the heck do you think Sister Talitha practices her marksmanship? You don't see "Police Station" listed either or our banks. What is listed are the benefits of living in Freehold and becoming a True Christian. Our target range, the animal shelter and our police station just did not make the list. Yet you can clearly see by the postings, we have police officers! You think the army lists their weapons locations or where the U.S. hides their gold bars? What is wrong with you? We don't want the unsaved knowing everything.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

I can't help but worry the picnic will be in a volcano of some kind and someone is going to nuke us.


I know that is a weird thing to be paranoid about . . . .

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

There are an endless supply of Axioms in Scientology; here are a few. Note how the author (A Mr L. Ron Hubbard) writes in uppercase – a sign that all is not well in the head and soul.

AXIOM 41. THE CELL AND VIRUS ARE THE PRIMARY BUILDING BLOCKS OF LIFE ORGANISMS.

AXIOM 42. THE VIRUS AND CELL ARE MATTER AND ENERGY ANIMATED AND MOTIVATED IN SPACE AND TIME BY THETA.
AXIOM 43. THETA MOBILIZES THE VIRUS AND CELL IN COLONIAL AGGREGATIONS TO INCREASE POTENTIAL MOTION AND ACCOMPLISH EFFORT.
AXIOM 44. THE GOAL OF VIRUSES AND CELLS IS SURVIVAL IN SPACE THROUGH TIME.
AXIOM 45. THE TOTAL MISSION OF HIGHER ORGANISMS, VIRUSES AND CELLS IS THE SAME AS THAT OF THE VIRUS AND CELL.
AXIOM 46. COLONIAL AGGREGATIONS OF VIRUSES AND CELLS CAN BE IMBUED WITH MORE THETA THAN THEY INHERENTLY CONTAINED.
Life Energy joins any group whether a group of organisms or group of cells composing an organism. Here we have personal entity, individuation, etc.
AXIOM 47. EFFORT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED BY LAMBDA ONLY THROUGH THE COORDINATION OF ITS PARTS TOWARD GOALS.
AXIOM 48. AN ORGANISM IS EQUIPPED TO BE GOVERNED AND CONTROLLED BY A MIND.
AXIOM 49. THE PURPOSE OF THE MIND IS TO POSE AND RESOLVE PROBLEMS RELATING TO SURVIVAL AND TO DIRECT THE EFFORT OF THE ORGANISM ACCORDING TO THESE SOLUTIONS.
AXIOM 50. ALL PROBLEMS ARE POSED AND RESOLVED THROUGH ESTIMATIONS OF EFFORT.
AXIOM 51. THE MIND CAN CONFUSE POSITION IN SPACE WITH POSITION IN TIME. (COUNTER-EFFORTS PRODUCING ACTION PHRASES.)
AXIOM 52. AN ORGANISM PROCEEDING TOWARD SURVIVAL IS DIRECTED BY THE MIND OF THAT ORGANISM IN THE ACCOMPLISHMENT OF SURVIVAL EFFORT.

Rather than a “donation” of $10,000, complete papers will be available on 24th (yes, the day before the inmates start offering theirs) for the princely sum of $20, a saving of $9,980.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Where the heck do you think Sister Talitha practices her marksmanship? You don't see "Police Station" listed either or our banks. What is listed are the benefits of living in Freehold and becoming a True Christian. Our target range, the animal shelter and our police station just did not make the list. Yet you can clearly see by the postings, we have police officers! You think the army lists their weapons locations or where the U.S. hides their gold bars? What is wrong with you? We don't want the unsaved knowing everything.

How effective would the attack cats be, if everyone knew to expect them? Invading cultists like these Scientologists would simply show up with <secret anti-cat weapon censored>!

There are an endless supply of Axioms in Scientology; here are a few. Note how the author (A Mr L. Ron Hubbard) writes in uppercase – a sign that all is not well in the head and soul.Rather than a “donation” of $10,000, complete papers will be available on 24th (yes, the day before the inmates start offering theirs) for the princely sum of $20, a saving of $9,980.

Brother Bathfire, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's less than the cost of producing these documents. You are truly a prince among men!

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

I have decided that your church is a nuisance, and I will be hiring a private detective to investigate your (criminal) activities. Then we will decide who is the cult. Have a nice day.

Deary me, deary me. Now where is that little laughing smiley - I just saw it somewhere. Oh, here it is .

Now, young man. I believe that YOU were the one that came here. No one forced you to come here and certainly no one asked for you start with your condemning of the Landover Baptist Church and it's members. You chose to come here, spreading your lies and absurdities. I don't think you understand just how strong and united the members here are. You might want to send more than just one private detective and don't think for a minute that some private dick will be able to infiltrate the servants of God with no one being the wiser.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Dr Robert, aka "RVY" as he is known in Scientology circles,

Why did you create two user names? Are you have identity issues?

[1 NYC Mole.]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Dr Robert, aka "RVY" as he is known in Scientology circles,

Why did you create two user names? Are you have identity issues?

What the fuck is going on here?
I just got 20 points against me!
What the fuck is that? That Mr.
Hutchinson guy is a child molester.
I get blamed for his mis-deeds?

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

Xenu? The Lord will keep me safe from some 75 million year old asteroid who brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.

And I would figure you would be out purchasing new tennis shoes so that you can run fast to enable you to grab that tale of the comet or would those shoes be to run from the beatings of David?

You are a fool, YOUNG MAN. Jason has shared much with me and I was stunned when he explained the dangers of this cult.

I do hope your people enjoy the picnic but I hope even more that the children choose the the lemonade over cherry Koolaid.

[Baptists For The Win]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

What the piffle is going on here?
I just got 20 points against me!
What the piffle is that? That Mr.
Hutchinson guy is a child molester.
I get blamed for his mis-deeds?

20 Points on God's favorite forum is nothing. Wait untill you see what he has written in his book on you!!!!

REPENT now Sinner! There may still be time to change your ways before you are thrown into the Lake of Fire for eternal damnation!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

What the piffle is going on here?
I just got 20 points against me!
What the piffle is that? That Mr.
Hutchinson guy is a child molester.
I get blamed for his mis-deeds?

You sir, are wrong. I have been nice, I have been understanding. It is time for you to snap out of it and get with the program or leave.

[1 NYC Mole.]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

You sir, are wrong. I have been nice, I have been understanding. It is time for you to snap out of it and get with the program or leave.

I tried, and you have failed me. What kind of Christian do you
call yourself? You are no better than Joel Osteen.

You talk the talk..but you don't....(well you know the rest.)

[JennyD]

Re: The Church of Scientology Picnic

I do hope your people enjoy the picnic but I hope even more that the children choose the the lemonade over cherry Koolaid.

Not to worry, Mary!

I'll be bringing both, made with plenty of that fabulous Freehold water.