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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #16
    Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

    Further proof that drugs mess up your logical and analytical skills.

    Nowhere does it say a Lebanon cedar is required for Salvation(tm). Obviously a tree like that would be mentioned in the Bible because the stories in the Bible took place in those areas. That's why there's no cactus mentioned in the Bible....because there wasn't any around where the stories were taking place!

    Then you quote some irrelevant stuff from Wikipedia. I don't see your point at all. Lebanon Cedar is a common tree in those areas so it was used for many things.....and?

    Oh and please don't quote false Bibles like the NIV. It does not help your argument in any way. The only real Bible is the 1611 KJV.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Wash O'Hanley
      Debate Moderator (and participant)
      Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
      Louder Than Reason
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2126

      #17
      Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

      A Syrian-born immigrant studying microbiology in the United States? I've forwarded your I.P. and e-mail addresses to the Department of Homeland Security.
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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #18
        Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

        Good work, Wash. This guy is probably up to no good. Don't forget about his "emphasis on virology". Makes you wonder about the Bird Flu and Swine Flu viruses just "magically" starting epidemics once again, hmm? I know the Swine Flu just killed Mexicans, so that's okay, but I'm afraid of any specific viruses attacking well-to-do, older, white male Republicans like you and I.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Kraks de Chevalier
          Unsaved trash, Smart-mouth God-mocker
          • Jul 2009
          • 17

          #19
          Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

          Thank you for forwarding my information to the government. I'd actually love a job at the CDC working at the top level security labs dealing with smallpox and anthrax. You know, viruses can be utilized to fight disease like cancer. They are the most basic forms of "life" even though they technically are not alive. You can take their shell, or capsid, empty out their DNA, put your own DNA into it, and voila you've got a designer virus that can be targeted to combat certain cells, organs, hell, even certain people!

          My uncle already works at the NIH.
          Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

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          • Kraks de Chevalier
            Unsaved trash, Smart-mouth God-mocker
            • Jul 2009
            • 17

            #20
            Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Further proof that drugs mess up your logical and analytical skills.

            Nowhere does it say a Lebanon cedar is required for Salvation™. Obviously a tree like that would be mentioned in the Bible because the stories in the Bible took place in those areas. That's why there's no cactus mentioned in the Bible....because there wasn't any around where the stories were taking place!

            Then you quote some irrelevant stuff from Wikipedia. I don't see your point at all. Lebanon Cedar is a common tree in those areas so it was used for many things.....and?

            Oh and please don't quote false Bibles like the NIV. It does not help your argument in any way. The only real Bible is the 1611 KJV.
            I thought I'm not supposed to use logic.
            Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #21
              Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

              Originally posted by Kraks de Chevalier View Post
              I thought I'm not supposed to use logic.
              No that's just the drugs talking. Start getting sober and read some King James Bible and then you will start talking Truth!

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • Kraks de Chevalier
                Unsaved trash, Smart-mouth God-mocker
                • Jul 2009
                • 17

                #22
                Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                I ate some shrooms and a bush caught on fire and started talking to me. Now what?
                Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

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                • angels
                  Forum Member, lost in space
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 794

                  #23
                  Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                  Originally posted by Kraks de Chevalier View Post
                  I ate some shrooms and a bush caught on fire and started talking to me. Now what?

                  Stop with the drugs and mockery. start with respect and turn to God.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                    Originally posted by Kraks de Chevalier View Post
                    I ate some shrooms and a bush caught on fire and started talking to me. Now what?
                    One more post like tht and we'll show you the exit door buster. We don't take to dope-pushers around here.


                    We're high on Jesus.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Mary O'Bryan Thorne
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 152

                      #25
                      Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                      Originally posted by Kraks de Chevalier View Post
                      Thank you for forwarding my information to the government. I'd actually love a job at the CDC working at the top level security labs dealing with smallpox and anthrax.





                      Just a guess, young man, but I'd say that the government does pre-employment background checks and drug tests - you might want to change the direction of your career search.
                      Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
                      The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #26
                        Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                        Originally posted by Mary O'Bryan Thorne View Post
                        Just a guess, young man, but I'd say that the government does pre-employment background checks and drug tests - you might want to change the direction of your career search.
                        Sister Thorne, I do not think it will matter if they use him for experiements......
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Kraks de Chevalier
                          Unsaved trash, Smart-mouth God-mocker
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 17

                          #27
                          Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                          Well Mary most psychoactives, besides marijuana, are not tested for. And obviously if I were to apply to a government job, I'd quit any substance abuse...
                          Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #28
                            Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                            Keep telling yourself that son.

                            Most jobs of the types you would want do extremely through checks. They exhume your great grandparents to question then check forward from them. Even acquaintances from your child hood.
                            Drug testing can go very far back, they often do a fat biopsy.
                            You'll be lucky to get a position doing additives for a fast food chain. They tend to let shady stuff slide.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Brother Lazarus
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1062

                              #29
                              Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                              Originally posted by Kraks de Chevalier View Post
                              Well Mary most psychoactives, besides marijuana, are not tested for. And obviously if I were to apply to a government job, I'd quit any substance abuse...
                              So what you are saying is that you would give up the substances you claim bring you closer to God in exchange for money?

                              What's the pay? Thirty pieces of silver?

                              Yours in Christ
                              Brother Lazarus
                              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                              • Vavoline Johnson
                                Mammy
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 960

                                #30
                                Re: Syrian-Lebanese Greek Orthodox-Roman Catholic here!

                                Originally posted by Kraks de Chevalier View Post
                                You know I was born closer to Jesus than most of you here. In fact, I'm willing to bet that I've spent more time on holy land that Jesus traversed during his travels, and thus I am more spiritually aware and closer to salvation than anyone on this forum!

                                That ain't true cause when I was a younster, the Fresh Air Fund sent me an a bunch of colored kids ober to Israel to work on a Kibbutz. It was called Givat Brenner iffen I remember correctly. The program was called "Give a Joo a break" cause we ended up cleanin terlets for them Hebs jist like we do when we are in America. When we was done, they took us to Nazareth where we cleaned the terlets at Bonjur Kobain Restaurant down on the 6th. So tell me, who be closer to bein saved?
                                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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