[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, Landover

I think the only thing he's been honest about is that he's randy, dirty and hairy. Say, where's Hairy Homer? This may just be a match made in the stars!

Perhaps the two should "get stoned" together?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, Landover

Perhaps the two should "get stoned" together?

Maybe they already do!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Hello, Landover

Probably! And they probably borrow Rev. Dr. Davidson's yo-yos, too!

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

I think we can safely assume that God would happily have pointed out that your 'ancestors' were sons of Cain and destined for a-drownin'.

Sorry, Charlie.

"Assume"? No we are assuming? You sound like some false christian who makes assumptions that fit their desire. Clearly, you are trying to push an evolutionary agenda. Why don't you and the Van Helsing harlot get together and discuss how humans evolved from rocks.

You're probably a democrat as well.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, Landover

"Assume"? No we are assuming? You sound like some false christian who makes assumptions that fit their desire. Clearly, you are trying to push an evolutionary agenda. Why don't you and the Van Helsing harlot get together and discuss how humans evolved from rocks.

You're probably a democrat as well.

Liars frequently attempt to remove suspicion from themselves by directing it at innocent others.

Why have you come here to persecute us? Do you have nothing better to do with your time? Clearly you have no interest in Jesus; after all, you make up this ridiculous tale and pretend to be a character from an insurance commercial.

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Hello, Landover

Liars frequently attempt to remove suspicion from themselves by directing it at innocent others.

Why have you come here to persecute us? Do you have nothing better to do with your time? Clearly you have no interest in Jesus; after all, you make up this ridiculous tale and pretend to be a character from an insurance commercial.

Another so-called "True Christian" who backs evolution. Sorry, buddy, all your scientist friends will just have to choke on the fact that Neanderthals didn't evolve and that God made us this way. Deal with it. Your ill contrived theories will not hold up to the Truth, sinner.

Now why don't you don't you go get ahead of the scientific community and have babies with a penguin or something seeing that you no doubt believe they'll turn into caviar eating, ball room dancing, tuxedo wearing aristocrats in the next 30 years or so.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello, Landover

Another so-called "True Christian" who backs evolution. Sorry, buddy, all your scientist friends will just have to choke on the fact that Neanderthals didn't evolve and that God made us this way. Deal with it. Your ill contrived theories will not hold up to the Truth, sinner

Nobody here believes in evilution, you tard.
You're the one who seems to believe that your "species" (or whatever you could be called) was created separately from humans.
Sorry, if you would be decendants of Cain then you are humans like the rest of us, Cain's descendants wasn't cursed in any way, like Ham and his decendants.

Neanderthals, if existant at all, would hail from Anakim.
No other explanation, as there are no other kinds of "special" people mentioned in the Holy Bible.
But I'll to wager that neanderthals doesn't exist at all, you're probably just a nigra with alot of facial hair.

Now why don't you don't you go get ahead of the scientific community and have babies with a penguin or something seeing that you no doubt believe they'll turn into caviar eating, ball room dancing, tuxedo wearing aristocrats in the next 30 years or so.

You're getting an infraction for these vile ramblings, heathen scum.
Behave in "God's favourite forum".