[Enobarbus]

Re: The pale enchantress

Typical goth wiccan level 45 druid w/cloak of invisibility and +10 to fire spells.

I bet your home is full of mold, mildew, roaches, rats, fleas, ticks, etc. You probably sleep in your own filth for fear of killing some bacteria(which actually is a life form, unlike a virus). If you brush your teeth you have to kill bacteria... *gasp* Are you British? You're one of those pale pasty fat brit goths who listen to dread metal, are full of piercings, who wear black down turned pentagrams, wearing black heavy duty trash bags as dresses, and can't find the time for daily bathing. You are, aren't you?

And about your boyfriend...

"Further more there is no man or woman whom can tame my heart. A husband? You talk such strange things, why would a being such as I need a man to be mine when the world is mine? And yours dear boy do not forget her, thy Carrion Kind."

What was the point of that statement? At least you have escaped the trap of lesbianism which takes hold of nearly all wiccans.

It's odd. She seems to have no qualms about killing bateria and viri by drowning them with lemsip. But then I don't suppose we should expect much sense from this quarter. Not from someone who discribes her beliefs as:

Secondly I'm not wiccan. I consider myself a pagan with a mixture of pre christian, celtic, christian, hindu and buddish amongst some beliefs. I am a philospher.

People like Van Hellbound and even her litte witch friend Alllie make more sense than that.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The pale enchantress

... I'm not wiccan. I consider myself a pagan with a mixture of pre christian, celtic, christian, hindu and buddish amongst some beliefs. I am a philospher.

How about some Islam to go with your Ludwig Wittgenstein and Bertrand Russell? We're having a special today.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The pale enchantress

Secondly I'm not wiccan. I consider myself a pagan with a mixture of pre christian, celtic, christian, hindu and buddish amongst some beliefs. I am a philospher.

Are you sure you're not a Yoan? You seem to follow their All-You-Can-Pray Buffet approach to religion!

By the way, Buddhism has no deity. How can you combine Hinduism, with many deities, with Buddhism?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: The pale enchantress

Greetings one and all.

I am known as the Pale Enchantress.

I beg your pardon, dear, but does that say "the Podgy Enchantress?" I can't find my reading spectacles; you didn't, per chance, whisk them away with your devil magic and are now sitting on them, my trusty specs now buried deep within the cavernous crack of your backside?

No, I do not want them back.

I was not born but came into being some years 50 previous.

Fat Little Faerie Fluffer, the LORD has spoken to me, and He said your parents have told you wicked, wicked lies. You were born the natural (and sinful) human way; you slid out from between your mother's pasty, flabby thighs and have never stopped squawking, even unto this very day. You did not, however, "come into being" in a toilet bowl, and your mummy fibs when she tells you were a long, brown, and rather smelly baby.

JESUS wouldn't fill your delicate lady brain with such nonsense, dear.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The pale enchantress

I don't use MAGIC to kill.

Then what do you use magic (and I notice your spelling seems to have changed a bit) for? What about flying? That doesn't harm anyone, so surely you should have no problem about using your "real majick" to fly.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: The pale enchantress

Greetings one and all.

I am known as the Pale Enchantress. My given name is Alexia Amara-Rose Wongraven, I was not born but came into being some years 50 previous. I am a daughter of the earth, and my mother is she that created you all. I was born a wytch, and not a wiccan. There are things I can do, mortels can't. But my care has always been to love the earth and not to destroy it. My frist human tongue was German, but soon I learnt English, Finnish, Russian, Norwegian and French.
Harken my moonchilds cry, I have never aged since I was. So taken a break from my duties, I went to study at university and then found this charming site. You peolple implore my heart to laughter, Merry meet and good luck in life.

A frail remembrance glorificates the nightside-ascendance

this is silly n ur making us wiccens look bad. r u really a christan trying to give real witchs a bad name? u were born just like every1 else n to say u werent just gives the fundies aother reason to look down on us.

[Randy Gukta]

Re: The pale enchantress

this is silly n ur making us wiccens look bad. r u really a christan trying to give real witchs a bad name? u were born just like every1 else n to say u werent just gives the fundies aother reason to look down on us.

And I suppose your butchering of the English language is making your ilk look good? I counted 17 reasons to look down on you and your kind in your post. But I'm sure there are more that I missed.

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: The pale enchantress

It has openly admitted that its idea of a good, nutritious breakfast is a bowl of boiled oats served with jam, milk (most likely goat's milk, for the Satanic associations), some crumbled horse tranquilizer and clarky cat, and washed down with a good swig of whiskey. And that's just when it gets up in the morning - I'd hate to imagine what it has for lunch.

How frightful!
I wonder if its entire family is the same way, or if the parents just had the unfortunate luck to have a possessed child.
A good old fashioned exorcism ought to do the trick, surely. Although from what I've seen, the girl's demons might be called 'legion' for they are surely many!

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

this is silly n ur making us wiccens look bad. r u really a christan trying to give real witchs a bad name? u were born just like every1 else n to say u werent just gives the fundies aother reason to look down on us.

Do we need to speak in capital letters to actually reach any of you peoples? I said before the whole introduction was a mixture of my favourite band lyrics. ( well for the most part) Secondly I'm not a wiccan do keep up child. And thirdly, if an Austrian girl can speak better english then yous, I would worry if I were you. Only kidding my dear one. I have many friends who are of the wiccan faith and my meaning is not too offend you at all.

To Brother Temperance, I changed the way I spelt Magic because I looked it up in a dictionary and choose to say the modern english word rather then the other one. I though the word had not changed. But I was wrong. Forgive me?

to WilliamJenningsBryan, ah yes we can't miss those, although I'm far more interested in Nietzsche and Voltaire. Islam on the other hand, I haven't given a lot of thought to, Shall I aquire a Quran ? ( This is their holy book is it not, I have not mixed it up with something else?)

To Lady Sorrow. You may be correct, prehaps I have some demon inside of me. I distincly recall being dragged to church by my grandparents when I was 5 or young, and Screaming my head off untill I was allowed to leave. Maybe I should get this demon looked into. Does anyone know the number of Father Damien Karras??

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The pale enchantress

So you still claim that you weren't born like everyone else?
I'm sure your mother must love that..

The Bible tells you to honor your father and mother!
But you can't even give them credit for helping to bring you into this world?

There is a generation that curseth their father, and doth not bless their mother.
There is a generation that are pure in their own eyes, and yet is not washed from their filthiness.
Proverbs 30:11-12

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother,
The ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.
Proverbs 30:17

Really, why are you here?
Are you only here to mock God and spread your hate speech against Christianity?

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

Hey I loves my mother and father. But there be some truth in that. I wasn't technically born. My mother had trouble and they had to operate. I mock no man sir, And I have no idea why I am here.. does anyone really know?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The pale enchantress

Hey I loves my mother and father. But there be some truth in that. I wasn't technically born. My mother had trouble and they had to operate.

That's not very uncommon.
So you were still born you just didn't come out through your mothers nasty bits..
I can't believe I have to explain such things to the unsaved, I'd reckon that you'd know all about it, being such fornicating harlots.

I mock no man sir, And I have no idea why I am here.. does anyone really know?

No, nobody seems to know why you are here.. That's why I'm asking.
You ARE here to mock God aren't you?

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

No.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The pale enchantress

And I have no idea why I am here.. does anyone really know?

Because God created the Universe in 6 days, just like the Bible says.

[Alexia]

Re: The pale enchantress

No thats why the earth were here. We need to establish why I am here...