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  • Chuck Barnard
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    • Aug 2009
    • 4
    #1

    Hey Everyone

    Chuck Barnard, here. Some of you may already know me from congregation. Currently unemployed but always living in a way suitable to Him. I hope to have a fruitful stay here. Discussing scripture is one of my favorite pastimes.

    Have a good day everyone.
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    • Bobby-Joe
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      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: Hey Everyone

      Originally posted by Chuck Barnard View Post
      Chuck Barnard, here. Some of you may already know me from congregation. Currently unemployed but always living in a way suitable to Him. I hope to have a fruitful stay here. Discussing scripture is one of my favorite pastimes.

      Have a good day everyone.

      Do we friend? And what is your Pew seat #?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: Hey Everyone

          I think he might be married to the woman 'Crystal' or something, you know, big hair, a lot of makeup....
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • WWJDnow
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              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6314
              #4
              Re: Hey Everyone

              Originally posted by Chuck Barnard View Post
              Chuck Barnard, here. Some of you may already know me from congregation. Currently unemployed but always living in a way suitable to Him. I hope to have a fruitful stay here. Discussing scripture is one of my favorite pastimes.

              Have a good day everyone.
              Hi, Chuck. What did you do to piss Jesus off so much that He took your job away?
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                • Chuck Barnard
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: Hey Everyone

                  Oh, I didn't do anything to anger our Lord. I worked at a car repair shop and was fixing up a broken fan belt. The owner of the car came in and was flamboyantly homosexual. When I asked him if he was living a holy life, he told me to "piss off", except it sounded a little more like "pith off". I told him that I wouldn't fix his car. When he complained to the owner, I was fired on the spot. Nobody wants to work with a fag-lover like that though, so I was happy to leave.

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151
                      #6
                      Re: Hey Everyone

                      Originally posted by Chuck Barnard View Post
                      Oh, I didn't do anything to anger our Lord. I worked at a car repair shop and was fixing up a broken fan belt. The owner of the car came in and was flamboyantly homosexual. When I asked him if he was living a holy life, he told me to "piss off", except it sounded a little more like "pith off". I told him that I wouldn't fix his car. When he complained to the owner, I was fired on the spot. Nobody wants to work with a fag-lover like that though, so I was happy to leave.
                      I've seen you in services but you have always seemed to be a bit of a fag at fellowship afterward. Why are you suddenly coming out here on our Godly Forum™ ?

                      Your name is a bit too close to barnyard for my comfort.


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • Chuck Barnard
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 4
                          #7
                          Re: Hey Everyone

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          I think he might be married to the woman 'Crystal' or something, you know, big hair, a lot of makeup....
                          Oh, was she wearing makeup? I'll be sure to punish her. Thanks for the tip.

                          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                          I've seen you in services but you have always seemed to be a bit of a fag at fellowship afterward. Why are you suddenly coming out here on our Godly Forum™ ?

                          Your name is a bit too close to barnyard for my comfort.
                          I was looking for a Baptist message board where I could find advice from other Brothers and Sisters and it dawned on me to look for that of our congregation. Best choice I've made all day (aside from punishing my children).

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