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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #16
    Re: Question...

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    I hardly think you're qualified to throw the first stone there, eh, Randy?

    And get your mind out of the gutter! In this instance I wasn't referring to that kind of meat!
    Well, Glory to God, there truly IS a first time for everything!

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #17
      Re: Question...

      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
      Well, Glory to God, there truly IS a first time for everything!
      ....................
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Randy Gukta
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2007
        • 29

        #18
        Re: Question...

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        I hardly think you're qualified to throw the first stone there, eh, Randy?

        I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a sinful wanton harlot such as yourself would stoop to ethnic jokes. I wouldn't be surprised if you were an advertising consultant for those jerks at Geico. Praise Jesus for not allowing me to be a complete bigot. No doubt you tell all kinds of racist joke about coons, slants, and spics while gossiping around the water cooler as well.

        And get your mind out of the gutter! In this instance I wasn't referring to that kind of meat!
        Oh, in THIS instance. Well, I guess that is supposed to make your USUAL harlotry acceptable?

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #19
          Re: Question...

          Originally posted by Randy Gukta View Post
          I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a sinful wanton harlot such as yourself would stoop to ethnic jokes. I wouldn't be surprised if you were an advertising consultant for those jerks at Geico. Praise Jesus for not allowing me to be a complete bigot. No doubt you tell all kinds of racist joke about coons, slants, and spics while gossiping around the water cooler as well.

          And if it weren't for Geico, you'd have to pretend to be someone from some other commercial.
          Oh, in THIS instance. Well, I guess that is supposed to make your USUAL harlotry acceptable?
          I understand that someone put a pinecone on your chair and that agitated your hemorrhoids a great deal, but you gotta remember, I'm not the one responsible for either pinecone OR 'roids.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #20
            Re: Question...

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Pottybrain View Post
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            I understand that someone put a pinecone on your chair and that agitated your hemorrhoids a great deal, but you gotta remember, I'm not the one responsible for either pinecone OR 'roids.
            No, but you will be responsible when you find yourself having an entire pine tree rammed up your delicate areas by demons in the next world as a direct consequence of your demented refusal to accept Christ!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Lady Sorrow
              Godly woman
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 87

              #21
              Re: Question...

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              No, but you will be responsible when you find yourself having an entire pine tree rammed up your delicate areas by demons in the next world as a direct consequence of your demented refusal to accept Christ!
              That harlot, unfortunately, would most likely enjoy that , Brother Temperance.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #22
                Re: Question...

                Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
                That harlot, unfortunately, would most likely enjoy that , Brother Temperance.
                Dear me, no. What on Earth do you take me for?
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: Question...

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Dear me, no. What on Earth do you take me for?

                  Rachael,

                  Remember what the Bible teaches us; whoever breaks the slightest part of God's law breaks all of it. You less than modest appetites have been noted. A little depraved is the same as utterly depraved.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #24
                    Re: Question...

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Rachael,

                    Remember what the Bible teaches us; whoever breaks the slightest part of God's law breaks all of it. You less than modest appetites have been noted. A little depraved is the same as utterly depraved.
                    So I like my hanky panky. Bite me.
                    That hardly means I would enjoy a pine tree inserted into my private orifices.

                    And just how did we end up talking about pine trees in orifices anyway? I tell you, that BT could find something filthy in anything!
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Question...

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Dear me, no. What on Earth do you take me for?
                      Christian modesty restrains me from answering your question.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #26
                        Re: Question...

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Christian modesty restrains me from answering your question.
                        Would it have been along the lines of:
                        'Foul syphilitic disease ridden cat-skinning shrub humping devil worshipping filth ridden vile heathen harlot'?
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Question...

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Would it have been along the lines of:
                          'Foul syphilitic disease ridden cat-skinning shrub humping devil worshipping filth ridden vile heathen harlot'?
                          You're getting warmer.

                          But that's because you're edging closer and closer to your just desserts.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #28
                            Re: Question...

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            You're getting warmer.

                            But that's because you're edging closer and closer to your just desserts.
                            You really should get those 'roids treated, Zeke.
                            Maybe once they are, you wouldn't be so happy at the thought of people burning for eternity.
                            Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 03-30-2007, 01:27 AM.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #29
                              Re: Question...

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
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                              And if it weren't for Geico, you'd have to pretend to be someone from some other commercial.

                              I understand that someone put a pinecone on your chair and that agitated your hemorrhoids a great deal, but you gotta remember, I'm not the one responsible for either pinecone OR 'roids.
                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              And just how did we end up talking about pine trees in orifices anyway? I tell you, that BT could find something filthy in anything!
                              Yes, I just wandered into your nice, innocent discussion of pinecones and backsides and turned it filthy.
                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              You really should get those 'roids treated, Zeke.
                              And at the risk of sounding like a money-grubbing hooknosed psychiatrist, you really should get that anal fixation treated.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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