[Johnnyboy]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Welcome to Gods Favorite Forum, Rev. Leroy. If you're old friends with the good Rev. Jim, you must be one helluva Christian indeed!! Praise Jesus, Brother, and look for me when you pass the plate. Tithing is serious business

God Bless

Johnny

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Jim, you old son of a gun! How could I forget? Seeing as how we were both in the joint back in '99, we didn't really have a lot to do but write each other.

I know. Tough times, pal, tough times. But remember those Gospel verses I always quoted you? I always had to remind myself that decent True Christian(tm) pastors like us were persecuted by the world by being thrown in prison...

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
John 15:20Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
John 15:21But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

Pal, I can't wait to play a round. Maybe I'll get Al Green to play with us. His long game isn't what it once was, but he's still pretty good. I look forward to meeting your Pastor Zeke in person. We'll see if he's as good with a wedge as you say.

Rev. Al? LOL, just between you and me, good buddy, he's much better at singing at nightclubs than he is at swinging golf clubs! Oh Pastor Zeke is an awesome player. The kid has youth on his side.

I'll be leaving Prescott for the month tomorrow. I'll leave the sinners to roast in the Arizona August/early September heat. I'm visiting Roman out in Paris. I'm sure he'll be glad to hear that you're doing so well.

Tell Roman I said Hi. And that I hadn't forgot that car wax job he owes me. My Mercedes is waiting for him.

I don't know what happened to Trixie. You know I like my girls like I like my coffee.

Ah, you haven't changed one bit, Leroy. I must say in your avatar picture you look great. Truly the Lord has blessed you greatly for being such a wonderful man of God.

YIC,
Jim

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

I know. Tough times, pal, tough times. But remember those Gospel verses I always quoted you? I always had to remind myself that decent True Christian™ pastors like us were persecuted by the world by being thrown in prison...

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
John 15:20Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
John 15:21But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

Truer words were never spoken, my old friend.
I told you, in my letters from 1980 through 1983, the Acts 16:25 ministry would work. I suffered only five years of persecution, instead of the 12 I was sentenced to.

Tell Roman I said Hi. And that I hadn't forgot that car wax job he owes me. My Mercedes is waiting for him.

Not that Roman. Our movie director friend.

Ah, you haven't changed one bit, Leroy. I must say in your avatar picture you look great. Truly the Lord has blessed you greatly for being such a wonderful man of God.

You're looking great yourself, Jim! We'll have to get that foursome together soon. If that kid is as good as you say he is, I'll have to bring in my own ringer. old

YIC,

Leroy Jenkins

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Welcome to Gods Favorite Forum, Rev. Leroy. If you're old friends with the good Rev. Jim, you must be one helluva Christian indeed!! Praise Jesus, Brother, and look for me when you pass the plate. Tithing is serious business

God Bless

Johnny

Thank you. It's always nice to meet a a member of this Godly forum.

You don't happen to live in Detroit Michigan, do you son? I have a revival coming up there on September 12th and 13th.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Thank you. It's always nice to meet a a member of this Godly forum.

You don't happen to live in Detroit Michigan, do you son? I have a revival coming up there on September 12th and 13th.

No, Rev. Leroy, I live in the Godly state of North Carolina. The Good Lord has blessed me with a fine double wide near the coast and a sturdy boat that doesn't leak too bad. My outboard is giving me problems at the moment, but I'm training a fine Christian lass to fix it for me(Small fingers required). If you ever get down this way, I'd be honored to take you out and put you on some good fish!

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

No, Rev. Leroy, I live in the Godly state of North Carolina. The Good Lord has blessed me with a fine double wide near the coast and a sturdy boat that doesn't leak too bad. My outboard is giving me problems at the moment, but I'm training a fine Christian lass to fix it for me(Small fingers required). If you ever get down this way, I'd be honored to take you out and put you on some good fish!

There is nothing finer than Atlantic tuna, mahi mahi, halibut and etc. I am particularly fond of the dish of the crab stuffed halibut with hollandaise.

Your barbecue in North Carolina is truly a testament to The Lord. Tell me, friend, are you a fan of the northern or southern style?

[Johnnyboy]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

There is nothing finer than Atlantic tuna, mahi mahi, halibut and etc. I am particularly fond of the dish of the crab stuffed halibut with hollandaise.

Your barbecue in North Carolina is truly a testament to The Lord. Tell me, friend, are you a fan of the northern or southern style?

Rev. Leroy,

I'm a simple man, but you really shouldn't ask me trick questions. Crabs don't have fins, so God forbids us from eating the little nasty creatures. As far as barbeque goes, mustard based pork. AKA Southern style

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

I make sure and send you a couple of cases of it.
You remind me of my third wife. Are you a wealthy woman, Ms. Johnson?

Well, iffen you count being "wealthy wif Jeezus", I is.

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Well, iffen you count being "wealthy wif Jeezus", I is.

Mmm, mmm, mmm. If only you would win that Powerball, young lady!

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Rev. Leroy,

I'm a simple man, but you really shouldn't ask me trick questions. Crabs don't have fins, so God forbids us from eating the little nasty creatures. As far as barbeque goes, mustard based pork. AKA Southern style

You are wise beyond your years, young man, to remind us that The Lord abhors shellfish, but loves the Godly pork barbecue.

[demascus]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Hi,
I just stumbled on this website. Why are you pretending to be Rev. Leroy Jenkins? I remember this picture from the Inside Edition segment, where he is wearing this yellow tie. There is a website where you can view the Inside Edition segment about him, and this picture, among others, is on the website. I thought this was a real church website, but as I have read the posts in more detail, I guess this is just comedy right? which I don't have a problem with, just wondering. I would be shocked and surprised at his stupidity if the real Rev. Leroy Jenkins was dumb enough to really log into this website and say the things posted under his name. He has a ministry to run, and I would imagine his followers would be outraged. I don't believe he would be willing to put himself in such a positon, or offend people by saying the things posted under his name. God bless.

[JennyD]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Hi,
I just stumbled on this website. Why are you pretending to be Rev. Leroy Jenkins? I remember this picture from the Inside Edition segment, where he is wearing this yellow tie. There is a website where you can view the Inside Edition segment about him, and this picture, among others, is on the website. I thought this was a real church website, but as I have read the posts in more detail, I guess this is just comedy right? which I don't have a problem with, just wondering. I would be shocked and surprised at his stupidity if the real Rev. Leroy Jenkins was dumb enough to really log into this website and say the things posted under his name. He has a ministry to run, and I would imagine his followers would be outraged. I don't believe he would be willing to put himself in such a positon, or offend people by saying the things posted under his name. God bless.

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, demascus!

Pastors, yet another troll has joined, pretending to be a Christian (this fake Leroy Jenkins).

Is there nothing we can do about these God-mockers who try to make our efforts to share the Truth about God's Word into a big joke?

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Hi,
I just stumbled on this website. Why are you pretending to be Rev. Leroy Jenkins? I remember this picture from the Inside Edition segment, where he is wearing this yellow tie. There is a website where you can view the Inside Edition segment about him, and this picture, among others, is on the website. I thought this was a real church website, but as I have read the posts in more detail, I guess this is just comedy right? which I don't have a problem with, just wondering. I would be shocked and surprised at his stupidity if the real Rev. Leroy Jenkins was dumb enough to really log into this website and say the things posted under his name. He has a ministry to run, and I would imagine his followers would be outraged. I don't believe he would be willing to put himself in such a positon, or offend people by saying the things posted under his name. God bless.

I am a public figure, young man or lady was it? The law is very specific about people like me.

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, demascus!

Pastors, yet another troll has joined, pretending to be a Christian (this genuine Leroy Jenkins).

Is there nothing we can do about these God-mockers who try to make our efforts to share the Truth about God's Word into a big joke?

Ms. Jenny, you may email your Pastor Zeke or your Reverend Jim.

Jim and I are old friends. Many a letter did we send back and forth during our various times of incarceration.

My personal assistant Tyesha and I attended Rev. Jim's 69th birthday party, though I can't say I was too pleased to be seated on the 18th row from the dais next to Al Green (God rest his soul.)

[JennyD]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

You're right, the law IS very specific about people like you.

Identity theft is a felony. You would also be subject to a civil suit for damages to Rev. Jenkins' reputation.

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

You're right, the law IS very specific about people like you.

Identity theft is a felony. You would also be subject to a civil suit for damages to Rev. Jenkins' reputation.

Young lady, I don't know why you feel the need to attack me, but I don't much care for your tone.

It sounds like someone is a bit hysterical and needs to read what the definition of identity theft is.

You also might want to read up on what a public figure is, while you're at it.

YIC,

Leroy Jenkins