[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Get to know me first!

This is my last post in the forums of the landover baptist church, as you'll be pleased to know.....

I'm truly disappointed that you would give up so easily, BAA. That is one of the problems with people that get good grades in school, it is too easy for them and they develop a lack of perseverance. I was sensing that your heart was warming to Jesus, and our Godly Christian women here have stood by eagerly waiting to teach you how to cook and fetch beers for men. Our Godly Pastors were also making some inroads into building your character. I do hope you will come back, then I can tell you my Viola joke.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Get to know me first!

This is my last post in the forums of the landover baptist church, as you'll be pleased to know.

My opinion on the vast majority of you is put well in the words of Friedrich Nietzsche:

"You have evolved from worm to man, but much within you is still worm. Once you were apes, yet even now man is more of an ape than any of the apes."

I came here holding nothing against Christianity, and I'm leaving here despising it. [sarcasm]You've done your Jesus proud.[/sarcasm]

You don't deserve anything, especially not respect. Not even my hatred. But that's all you're getting.

Continue to believe in your child-like fables, I don't care. I will thrive in my atheism.

All the worst, Born-Again Atheist

Well I think we have all learned from the experience of having you haunt our Godly boards. You have shown us yet again that atheists are hateful, mean-spirited God-mockers who are prone to tantrums and plagarism. Personally, I can't wait to see you burn in hell.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Get to know me first!

This is my last post in the forums of the landover baptist church, as you'll be pleased to know.

She will return. Once you've done Jesus you can't go back.

[Talitha]

Re: Get to know me first!

This is my last post in the forums of the landover baptist church, as you'll be pleased to know.

Blah Blah Blah

Next!!!

[Appelfap.]

Re: Get to know me first!

Sister Talitha speaks the truth.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Get to know me first!

I wasn't a catholic, I was a christian (a hardcore christian apologetic BTW), I was baptized... the whole shibang.

Ah yes, the shibang. Jesus spoke of it often.

Michael Flatley molested you in clogs, didn't he? It's ok, he can't hurt you here.

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