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  • InHisLove
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2009
    • 77

    #31
    Re: New and Scared

    Thats funny. Marine Corps. Minus I don't like South Carolina, right? And the fact the I'm tiny, and can't lift a thing. Aren't most females in the military lesbians? That would make sence, have you ever seen GI Jane? She was a lesbian, wasn't she? Yeah dyky females scare me, they look at me like they wanna eat me, no pun intended.

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    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464

      #32
      Re: New and Scared

      I can see why you're concerned about your temper, what with the cat fighting, backsassing to your mother, and the scoldings you give to your bank's deadbeat customers. Still, Jesus can find a way to love even you. Speaking of which.. When the boys start wandering about your 21-year-old person, do you make them stop -- and glare at them? or do you slap them? or maybe put up a fight, to break free from their groping? That kind of spirited defense of righteousness is exactly what Jesus likes to see in a young woman who's undoubtedly looking for a husband. Have you met Heathen Basher yet? Why don't you and I get together, and I'll introduce you to him.
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      • InHisLove
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2009
        • 77

        #33
        Re: New and Scared

        Can I choose not to talk about how NOT gentle I am to the workings of the parts of males and how my foot contacts? Most guys dont understand no. Not at least 18-23 year old males. No offence. I'm not saying that about anyone here, of course, they all seem to know how to understand there are boundries and how not to cross them untill Marriage takes those boundries away. Thats respectful and curtious, which is a nice change. Especally from the guys I used to go out with.

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464

          #34
          Re: New and Scared

          Originally posted by InHisLove View Post
          Can I choose not to talk about how NOT gentle I am to the workings of the parts of males and how my foot contacts? Most guys dont understand no. Not at least 18-23 year old males. No offence. I'm not saying that about anyone here, of course, they all seem to know how to understand there are boundries and how not to cross them untill Marriage takes those boundries away. Thats respectful and curtious, which is a nice change. Especally from the guys I used to go out with.
          You ask only for respect and courtesy -- which is all we offer to anyone, here at Landover. Your safety comes first with us. Are you looking for a husband?
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          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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          • InHisLove
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2009
            • 77

            #35
            Re: New and Scared

            Yes, I am looking for a husband. Perferably a Good Christian husband. I'm kind of tired of dealing with boys who think death metal is cool. Thank you, very much, by the way.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: New and Scared

              Originally posted by InHisLove View Post
              Yes, I am looking for a husband. Perferably a Good Christian husband. I'm kind of tired of dealing with boys who think death metal is cool. Thank you, very much, by the way.
              Maybe you should take up drumming? Just to get that pent-up energy out of your system...
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #37
                Re: New and Scared

                Originally posted by InHisLove View Post
                Yes, I am looking for a husband. Perferably a Good Christian husband. I'm kind of tired of dealing with boys who think death metal is cool. Thank you, very much, by the way.
                I just noticed an issue with your profile young lady. In this thread you mention being 21, but your profile says that you are twenty three.

                You are not trying jack us around, are you dear?
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • InHisLove
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 77

                  #38
                  Re: New and Scared

                  If I had a sence of beat and had better cordination, none of which I have. I can bearly walk and talk at the same time, let alone what drummers do. Why do you keep asking me such off the wall questions?

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                  • InHisLove
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 77

                    #39
                    Re: New and Scared

                    Asking someone with Dysnumeria a question about numbers, yep, thats intelligent

                    (It's like dyslexia, but with numbers)

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                    • Professor Bessemer
                      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 2952

                      #40
                      Re: New and Scared

                      I thought it was more like lying, but with words.
                      Come clean young lady, what are you trying to hide?
                      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                      • Larry Lee
                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4464

                        #41
                        Re: New and Scared

                        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                        I thought it was more like lying, but with words.
                        Come clean young lady, what are you trying to hide?
                        Careful, Professor. Don't provoke her, or she'll beat you up. She can do that.

                        Personally, I think she's demon-possessed and needs an exorcism (do we do that? just checking). She showed no interest, whatsoever, in meeting Heathen Basher. And, here I was prepared to escort her to the Marriott for a dinner and some pre-HB counselling, and maybe an in-room movie.
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                        • InHisLove
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 77

                          #42
                          Re: New and Scared

                          I havn't go anything to hide, and I wouldn't touch him. I'm not demon possesed, I'm pretty sure. I thought something evil hit me today because no one would tell me the college football scores. But that was my temper because I wanted to know.

                          However, I would be interested in him, but I'm not good enough for him, thats the difference.

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #43
                            Re: New and Scared

                            You TRAMP! You said I could court you! Well, consider the courtship O V E R ! ! !



                            You're a SLUT!
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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #44
                              Re: New and Scared

                              Now you've done it, InHisLove. You're acting like that prima donna unfaithful whore JACKIE KENNEDY ONASSIS. What's next...you're really Catholic? I swear you and Jackie O are the same person.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • InHisLove
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 77

                                #45
                                Re: New and Scared

                                Oh, well hey now. That not fair, why am I being called a tramp?

                                Right, and being one of the US' most beloved women is a bad thing, correct? Oh wait, its her fallt JFK cheated on her a few times.

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