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    You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

    It's amazing the way you keep your Jesus in the little white box take im out and smooch smooch smooch put 'im back agin. Scary, but amazing.
    The poor you have with you always...(so to hell with them too)rightly dividing the word of truth since 1992
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    Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

    Originally posted by Crosswise View Post
    It's amazing the way you keep your Jesus in the little white box take im out and smooch smooch smooch put 'im back agin. Scary, but amazing.
    Friend, I fear you may have fallen into the clutches of the Mary-Worshippers, who have buggered every last bit of sense out of you. Sadly, if you don't shape up and fast, there will be no room for you here in God's favourite forums.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

      Originally posted by Crosswise View Post
      It's amazing the way you keep your Jesus in the little white box take im out and smooch smooch smooch put 'im back agin. Scary, but amazing.
      What do you mean?
      We don't try to smooch Jesus, nor do we put Him in a box..
      We try to keep Jesus on our mind 24/7, we could never try to put Him away.
      That'd be unloving and unChristian of us.

      And why do you find faith scary, boy? You're used to those feelgood preacher types, aren't you?
      Those who pick what part of the Holy Bible to follow and what to ignore..
      Is that it?

      We follow the ENTIRE Bible, as God commanded. (Matthew 4:4)
      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-11-2007, 03:07 PM.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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        Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

        Originally posted by Crosswise View Post
        It's amazing the way you keep your Jesus in the little white box take im out and smooch smooch smooch put 'im back agin. Scary, but amazing.
        We do not keep Jesus in anything. This the point of Landover friend; we would never dare to try and limit Jesus.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • #5
          Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

          Originally posted by Crosswise View Post
          It's amazing the way you keep your Jesus in the little white box take im out and smooch smooch smooch put 'im back agin. Scary, but amazing.
          Whatchoo tawkin about Willis?
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          • #6
            Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

            Well, before you ban me let me share a what I call scripture spit...
            Mark 9: 50 Salt is good but if the salt has lost his saltness where with will ye season it? Have salt in yourselves and have peace one for another

            Now if any of you Landover vessels of righteousnees ever feel like dropping by my up and coming online redemption center Crosswise (TM) feel free you'd be welcome in our nondenominational community anytime as a visiting guest and brother and sister in the lord.
            Thank you for reminding me of the Truth(C) of the Scriptures.
            The poor you have with you always...(so to hell with them too)rightly dividing the word of truth since 1992

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              Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

              Originally posted by Crosswise View Post
              Now if any of you Landover vessels of righteousnees ever feel like dropping by my up and coming online redemption center Crosswise (TM) feel free you'd be welcome in our nondenominational community anytime as a visiting guest and brother and sister in the lord.
              Do you let homers in there?

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              • #8
                Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

                Crosswide, why would we ban you?
                God has called you here for a reason, that you are to become Saved through the power of Jesus Christ.
                We rather have you stay and start believing in Jesus Christ.
                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-11-2007, 03:36 PM.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • #9
                  Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

                  Originally posted by Crosswise View Post
                  Well, before you ban me let me share a what I call scripture spit...
                  Mark 9: 50 Salt is good but if the salt has lost his saltness where with will ye season it? Have salt in yourselves and have peace one for another

                  Now if any of you Landover vessels of righteousnees ever feel like dropping by my up and coming online redemption center Crosswise (TM) feel free you'd be welcome in our nondenominational community anytime as a visiting guest and brother and sister in the lord.
                  Thank you for reminding me of the Truth(C) of the Scriptures.
                  Oh, so you're here to attempt to spam and insult us into joining your little forum. Gotcha.

                  I'd be willing to wager you have read none of this site, and just threw out an insult to try to get our attention.

                  You'd have gotten a far better response if you'd been honest about your intentions from the get-go. Many here would be happy to help you ensure that your little website is Biblically Correct.

                  I'm guessing it's this site? http://www.crosswise.us/

                  Which of these fine gentlemen is you?

                  Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-11-2007, 03:38 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

                    I do hope he's not one of the three who has "Moobs".
                    Last edited by Talitha; 04-11-2007, 03:52 PM.

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                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • #11
                      Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

                      What does that say on your shirts? Cork Suckers?
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                      • #12
                        Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        I'm guessing it's this site? http://www.crosswise.us/

                        Which of these fine gentlemen is you?


                        Jeezus. Militant sodomites in matching uniforms. Just looking at it gives me the creeps.

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                        • #13
                          He's Coming

                          So which of you Homers are siging the song "He's Coming"?

                          Cross/wise - A daily crossed words game
                          http://crosswise.us/db4/00370/crosswise.us/_download/HesComing.mp3
                          Cross/wise is your daily dose of madness in the form of a challenging word puzzle. Guess the two intersecting words in four tries or less to maximize your score. Winners can easily share bragging rights with friends and family.


                          Pretty snazzy chorus

                          He's coming, He's coming quickly, He's coming, He's coming pretty soon, morning night and afternoon
                          I love to hear about how HE is coming!

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                          • #14
                            Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

                            From that site:
                            CrossWise has donated the proceeds of their song, "He Who Follows That Path" along with several other West Michigan Independent Christian Artists to raise money for the Tsunami Relief Effort in Asia.
                            Are you nuts?
                            Don't you know that God sent that tsunami to punish the vile tourists who go there, as well as the inhabitants themselves.
                            Why? Mainly because they are all unsaved, but also because those very tourists buy children for sodomy!

                            The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.
                            But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.
                            What do ye imagine against the LORD? He will make an utter end: affliction shall not rise up the second time.
                            Nahum 1:7-9

                            I bet you would give money to a "Sodom relief " fund too wouldn't you?
                            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-11-2007, 04:26 PM.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • #15
                              Re: You people are really in tune with the b-i-b-l-e

                              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                              Oh, so you're here to attempt to spam and insult us into joining your little forum. Gotcha.

                              I'd be willing to wager you have read none of this site, and just threw out an insult to try to get our attention.

                              You'd have gotten a far better response if you'd been honest about your intentions from the get-go. Many here would be happy to help you ensure that your little website is Biblically Correct.

                              I'm guessing it's this site? http://www.crosswise.us/

                              Which of these fine gentlemen is you?

                              Oh gees! Well I guess there's nothing new under the sun is there? I wonder if these fine gentlemen are aware of the connotation of their name?
                              The poor you have with you always...(so to hell with them too)rightly dividing the word of truth since 1992

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