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  • MiamiCandy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 31

    #31
    Re: Lost and curious

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Please read our Church Doctrines HERE.

    Also THIS thread on the evils of papistry might help you.

    Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
    Thank you! I'll read them this evening.

    I'm here because im curious as to what to believe.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: Lost and curious

      Originally posted by MiamiCandy View Post
      Thank you! I'll read them this evening.

      I'm here because im curious as to what to believe.
      Don't you have a father or husband to tell you what to believe? That's the Christian way, girl.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • MiamiCandy
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        • Sep 2009
        • 31

        #33
        Re: Lost and curious

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Don't you have a father or husband to tell you what to believe? That's the Christian way, girl.
        My dad lets me do my own thing.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #34
          Re: Lost and curious

          Originally posted by MiamiCandy View Post
          My dad lets me do my own thing.

          That is a shame. Do you ever ask him why he obviously does not love you? If he cared, he'd be all over you all the time.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #35
            Re: Lost and curious

            Originally posted by MiamiCandy View Post
            My dad lets me do my own thing.
            Such a pity that your father doesn't care enough to instruct you in a True Christian™ manner.

            You aren't even betrothed yet?

            My girl is a little young still, but we are opening talks with the Freemans. Their boy is 15. We were looking at around a two year engagement and then we are going to marry those two love birds off to produce more Soldiers For Christ®.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • FoundGirlJNB
              Found Sheep
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 351

              #36
              Re: Lost and curious

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Such a pity that your father doesn't care enough to instruct you in a True Christian™ manner.

              You aren't even betrothed yet?

              My girl is a little young still, but we are opening talks with the Freemans. Their boy is 15. We were looking at around a two year engagement and then we are going to marry those two love birds off to produce more Soldiers For Christ®.
              Praise!!!

              Brother Levi, I so wish my daddy had enough sense to marry me off to a good Christian man. Do you have an older son perhaps?
              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • MiamiCandy
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                Forum Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 31

                #37
                Re: Lost and curious

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                That is a shame. Do you ever ask him why he obviously does not love you? If he cared, he'd be all over you all the time.
                Why do you say that?

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                • Father Maurice Lester
                  Ring-kissing Papist dog
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3366

                  #38
                  Re: Lost and curious

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  ...If he cared, he'd be all over you all the time.
                  And this is why there are so many kids in Freehold who look like they belong in the opening scene of "Deliverance".

                  By your age it is important that you have some freedoms and the responsibilities inherent to them. As long as your father is keeping a watchful eye on you and you are staying out of serious trouble and away from drug, drink and premarital sex you will be just fine.

                  Up until a few of the inbred Royals in your country took to killing wives and committing endless acts of adultery, England was a Roman Catholic nation. The Church of England is a watered down little off-shoot designed to try and keep judgment away from those leaders whose lifestyles were anathema to the good Padres who kept the fires of Jesus burning in those cold, dark times.

                  With this in mind you might want to take a close look at Catholicism and how it can help you on your personal path to salvation through Jesus Christ. We have many Churches in and around London or you can hop on the train to Paris and visit Notre Dame Cathedral and then a little trip up the hill to Sacre Coeur and get inspired by the rich history of humility, dedication to poverty eradication and kindness to all children that are the hallmarks of the Holy Roman Church.




                  Bless you, my future wafer gobbler,
                  Father Mo



                  .
                  A Cardinal in the making.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #39
                    Re: Lost and curious

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                    Praise!!!

                    Brother Levi, I so wish my daddy had enough sense to marry me off to a good Christian man. Do you have an older son perhaps?
                    I might be able to help.

                    What kind of dowry is your father offering to take you off his hands?
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #40
                      Re: Lost and curious

                      Originally posted by MiamiCandy View Post
                      Why do you say that?
                      I said that because you said this:

                      Originally posted by MiamiCandy View Post
                      My dad lets me do my own thing.

                      A parent that loves you would not ignore you.
                      If he cared, you two would be doing things together.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • FoundGirlJNB
                        Found Sheep
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 351

                        #41
                        Re: Lost and curious

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        What kind of dowry is your father offering to take you off his hands?
                        I do not know the biblical equavelant, but my daddy is a multi-millionaire with properties including an island... if that helps at all!!!

                        Admittedly, most of these properties are in godless communities... New York, Miami, Maldives, Seychelles, and a private island - Maua Mahiki.
                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #42
                          Re: Lost and curious

                          Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                          I do not know the biblical equavelant, but my daddy is a multi-millionaire with properties including an island... if that helps at all!!!

                          Admittedly, most of these properties are in godless communities... New York, Miami, Maldives, Seychelles, and a private island - Maua Mahiki.
                          In that case, with a $100,000 donation to Landover, a 3.2 million dollar trust fund and throw in the island. I'm sure I can talk to my brother into allowing you to marry his 17 year old True Christian™ son.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • FoundGirlJNB
                            Found Sheep
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 351

                            #43
                            Re: Lost and curious

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            In that case, with a $100,000 donation to Landover, a 3.2 million dollar trust fund and throw in the island. I'm sure I can talk to my brother into allowing you to marry his 17 year old True Christian™ son.
                            I do not foresee the donation to be a problem.

                            As for the Island, my daddy has 2 Islands, so we can sacrivice one for the greater good... Yarp!! It's the least he can do, really!!!
                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                            • FoundGirlJNB
                              Found Sheep
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 351

                              #44
                              Re: Lost and curious

                              Oh, I'm not too sure about the 3.2 mill trust fund. My daddy would need some clarification on that... The rest I can get by just asking...
                              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #45
                                Re: Lost and curious

                                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                I do not foresee the donation to be a problem.

                                As for the Island, my daddy has 2 Islands, so we can sacrivice one for the greater good... Yarp!! It's the least he can do, really!!!
                                Excellent! I'm sure the two of us you will be very happy together! How big of a life insurance policy does your father carry on you?

                                I would be beside myself if anything were to happen to you, say in a boating accident. The only thing that could assuage my heartache would be around 10 million.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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