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  • #61
    Re: Lost and curious

    LostgirlNY you look pretty hot, I'd hook up with ya without the island or dowry. How about it eh?
    Proverbs 1:10
    My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them

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    • #62
      Re: Lost and curious

      Originally posted by Blakeyoung View Post
      LostgirlNY you look pretty hot, I'd hook up with ya without the island or dowry. How about it eh?
      Cool your jets Romeo. This young lady is currently under my pastoral guidance due to her on-going demonic possession, which causes her to commit fornications with all manner of men (and women). We pray together in private on a daily basis.

      Please don't try and muscle in disrupt her progress. I have her well in hand.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #63
        Re: Lost and curious

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Cool your jets Romeo. This young lady is currently under my pastoral guidance due to her on-going demonic possession, which causes her to commit fornications with all manner of men (and women). We pray together in private on a daily basis.

        Please don't try and muscle in disrupt her progress. I have her well in hand.
        Ahhh thats unfortunate for me. We could've shown one another a thing or two. Ah well I'll move on.
        Proverbs 1:10
        My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them

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        • #64
          Re: Lost and curious

          But Blake, you're Unsaved. How could you show her a thing or two about the Bible and the proper role of women?

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • #65
            Re: Lost and curious

            Originally posted by Blakeyoung View Post
            Ahhh thats unfortunate for me. We could've shown one another a thing or two. Ah well I'll move on.
            Well now if you're offering to help, that's a different story....I would need to train you first of course.

            I could envision some robust Prayer sessions between the three of us, friend.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #66
              Re: Lost and curious

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              But Blake, you're Unsaved. How could you show her a thing or two about the Bible and the proper role of women?
              Well I couldn't show her anything about the bible; however, I could show her the proper role of attractive women.

              Pastor Zeke, do tell.
              Proverbs 1:10
              My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them

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              • #67
                Re: Lost and curious

                Originally posted by Blakeyoung View Post
                Well I couldn't show her anything about the bible; however, I could show her the proper role of attractive women.

                Pastor Zeke, do tell.
                Attractive women should be given a busted lip so that they don't distract men from their bibles!

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                • #68
                  Re: Lost and curious

                  Originally posted by MiamiCandy View Post
                  Hi. I don't want to go into detail but I had a bad experience and was curious about this site. I might not post here anymore but wanted an account just in case.



                  So, hi.
                  Hello. But first...DYNAMIC RE-ENTRY!

                  It's nice to meet you and it is also good to be back here on Landover forums and I hope everyone had a good time and stuff went smoothly. I'm sorry you are going to have to stop partying since I'm alive. I am kidding about that partying thing, so don't get ticked at me please!

                  Good to be back and I hope to post more and get to greet newbies like the good old days. Hi everyone and you will be seeing more of me.
                  I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Lost and curious

                    Originally posted by MiamiCandy View Post
                    I like Exodous, particularly the Laws but I don't really go to church. I was just curious about this site is all. I don't know about a porno sorry.
                    Lawd hab mercy, I said it over an over that them po folks in Flori-duh are as stoopid as they come and my, they don't disappoint, do dey?
                    This here church ain't no place fo da curiosity seeker, cause it be a holy house of Gawd.
                    We don't need you peepin at our business like it's a zoo unless you come here to be saved.
                    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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