[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Hello

Hello. My name is Maria and I am from Massachusetts. I am 19 years old. I've been cruising this board for several days now trying to decide whether or not I should sign up, so I know that you will most likely ask me what church I attend and what kinds of pies I bake for my husband. So before you ask that, let me say that I am an atheist and I am not married. I've never even had a boyfriend and I'm not interested in having one (and before you accuse me of being a lesbian, I'm not). I'm young physically and young at heart. I also look like I'm about 12 (the lack of makeup and piercings, coupled with my 5'1" makes me look really young).

As you are an unsaved I cannot formally welcome you seeing as, for all intents and purposes, you aren't welcome. So I'll just say, "Hi, Maria".

Why do you, an atheist, want to be here, on a Christian forum? What made you so pigheaded and pompous, that you decided your limited human capacity to experience reality could determine the very nature and totality of existence and hence deem yourself qualified to rule out the very possibility of a god and throw your lot in with the radical darwinistas? You're a woman so you didn't get buggered by a priest. 99.99% of male atheist are just disgruntled catholics trying to get back at God(oblivious to the fact that catholics are godless pagans), but the female atheist has always been a mystery to me. I'd like to know what makes you tick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

As you are an unsaved I cannot formally welcome you seeing as, for all intents and purposes, you aren't welcome. So I'll just say, "Hi, Maria".

Why do you, an atheist, want to be here, on a Christian forum? What made you so pigheaded and pompous, that you decided your limited human capacity to experience reality could determine the very nature and totality of existence and hence deem yourself qualified to rule out the very possibility of a god and throw your lot in with the radical darwinistas? You're a woman so you didn't get buggered by a priest. 99.99% of male atheist are just disgruntled catholics trying to get back at God(oblivious to the fact that catholics are godless pagans), but the female atheist has always been a mystery to me. I'd like to know what makes you tick.

I'm afraid you'll have to ask her in Quarantine, Brother Remy. I caught the little harlot posting porno on God's favorite forum just moments ago.

[Emil Sledge]

Re: Hello

I'm afraid you'll have to ask her in Quarantine, Brother Remy. I caught the little harlot posting porno on God's favorite forum just moments ago.

Where did she post it Pastor Zeke? Ill sure stay away from that thread yes siree! That little tart!