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  • #1

    Hello

    Hello. My name is Maria and I am from Massachusetts. I am 19 years old. I've been cruising this board for several days now trying to decide whether or not I should sign up, so I know that you will most likely ask me what church I attend and what kinds of pies I bake for my husband. So before you ask that, let me say that I am an atheist and I am not married. I've never even had a boyfriend and I'm not interested in having one (and before you accuse me of being a lesbian, I'm not). I'm young physically and young at heart. I also look like I'm about 12 (the lack of makeup and piercings, coupled with my 5'1" makes me look really young).
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Why are you here? Did satan send you over to persecute us?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      I'm here because I feel like it.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by MariaVanRooijen View Post
        I'm here because I feel like it.
        Well keep a respectful tongue in your head demon, or we'll show you the door. Your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Well keep a respectful tongue in your head demon, or we'll show you the door. Your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.
          That's nice.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by MariaVanRooijen View Post
            Hello. My name is Maria and I am from Massachusetts. I am 19 years old. I've been cruising this board for several days now trying to decide whether or not I should sign up, so I know that you will most likely ask me what church I attend and what kinds of pies I bake for my husband. So before you ask that, let me say that I am an atheist and I am not married. I've never even had a boyfriend and I'm not interested in having one (and before you accuse me of being a lesbian, I'm not). I'm young physically and young at heart. I also look like I'm about 12 (the lack of makeup and piercings, coupled with my 5'1" makes me look really young).
            Friend,

            I fail to see how being an atheists our a lack of desire keeps you from getting married. Jesus loves little babies and wants you to make lots of them for His Holy Wars. Why are you being so selfish?

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              So, Maria, what would you like to know about Jesus?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                You know Maria, Pastor Zeke is not a mean guy, he just cuts through all the baloney and gets to the chase.
                You profess to have zero interest in any of the comments of True Christians™. This can be interpreted by your statement of having already browsed our forum and you appear to think you know what Christianity is all about.
                Since you refuse to read a Bible and have all the answers and are not a Christian, then why even bother to create an account? It would be like me creating an account at www.LickingAtTheY.Com
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Friend,

                  I fail to see how being an atheists our a lack of desire keeps you from getting married. Jesus loves little babies and wants you to make lots of them for His Holy Wars. Why are you being so selfish?
                  Well, you see, this is the 21st Century. Women no longer get married as soon as they hit puberty. And Jesus loves little babies? Well, I don't. I find little babies to be incredibly annoying.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    You know Maria, Pastor Zeke is not a mean guy, he just cuts through all the baloney and gets to the chase.
                    You profess to have zero interest in any of the comments of True Christians™. This can be interperted by your statement of having already browsed our forum and you appear to think you know what Christianity is all about.
                    Since you refuse to read a Bible and have all the answeres and are not a Chrisitan, then why even bother to create an account? It would be like me creating an account at www.LickingAtTheY.Com
                    Where did I say that I refuse to read a Bible?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by MariaVanRooijen View Post
                      Where did I say that I refuse to read a Bible?
                      Your last name says so. You are either a communiss or a devil worshipper!
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        Your last name says so. You are either a communiss or a devil worshipper!
                        I think it's much worse than that Brother Wide-Open, her surname suggests she is from Dutch-decent!!
                        Quickly everyone, hide your children!!
                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by MariaVanRooijen View Post
                          Well, you see, this is the 21st Century. Women no longer get married as soon as they hit puberty. And Jesus loves little babies? Well, I don't. I find little babies to be incredibly annoying.
                          Ah, how quickly they forget. You do know, not that long ago, you were one of those 'incredibly annoying' creatures. Come to think of it, you have not changed much.

                          Originally posted by MariaVanRooijen View Post
                          Where did I say that I refuse to read a Bible?
                          Inherent by your proclamation of being an atheist.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                            I think it's much worse than that Brother Wide-Open, her surname suggests she is from Dutch-decent!!
                            Quickly everyone, hide your children!!
                            Indeed it does friend. She might be one of those Dutchies that pre-stole New York from us 400 years ago - after the injuns pre-pre-stole if from us.

                            Now, of course - dare I admit it () - I'm originally Dutch too. Obviously, there was an administrative cluster... error in hospital, but the stain is still on my ID card. I feel a bit like Cain to be honest.

                            Genesis 4:15
                            And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

                            Still, I managed to break free from my Dutchiness, and became a True Christian PRAISE!
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              Still, I managed to break free from my Dutchiness, and became a True Christian PRAISE!
                              What an excellent victory story Brother Wide-Open. I am sure God will not hold your unholy origins against you now that you have clearly turned your eyes to Him! GLORY!!!
                              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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