Hello! I'm Eddie.

[EddietheLezbowitch]

I am a witch who is interested in learning about Christians and Christ. I hope that I am able to to engage respectfully on these forums. My intent is not to convert to any other religion but the Craft of the Wise or waste anyone's time talking about witchcraft (unless I am asked, of course). I hope you are having a great day!

[Talitha]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

I am a witch who is interested in learning about Christians and Christ. I hope that I am able to to engage respectfully on these forums. My intent is not to convert to any other religion but the Craft of the Wise or waste anyone's time talking about witchcraft (unless I am asked, of course). I hope you are having a great day!

If you aren't here to bathe in the warm blood of Jesus Christ then you shouldn't be here at all.
Do you even own a King James Bible?

[EddietheLezbowitch]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

If you aren't here to bathe in the warm blood of Jesus Christ then you shouldn't be here at all.
Do you even own a King James Bible?

Yes ma'am, I own three different editions of the bible, including the King James, and an English translation of the Qu'ran that was given to me generously by the Muslim Student Association at my school. My King James Bible was given to me by my Grandmother, who is a pastoral counselor. I'm currently looking for a genuine Torah to complete my Abrahamic library. I confess I've been lazy because I figured the Old Testament is enough...

I apologize if these forums are only for those who are spiritually interested in Christianity, not intellectually like me. For now, however, I am going to continue posting until I am asked to leave or banned. Luckily for you, they will put my name where ever I post so you do not have to read it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

Luckily for you, they will put my name where ever I post so you do not have to read it.

Watch your sass, young lady.

What part of "Unsaved Unwelcome" do you find so difficult to understand?

[EddietheLezbowitch]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

I am not a young lady.

I didn't mean to show "sass," honestly. I was only trying to be polite, and point out the fact that I am not forcing anyone to read what I write. Seriously, I'm sorry if I offended anyone, it wasn't my intention.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

I am not a young lady.

I didn't mean to show "sass," honestly. I was only trying to be polite, and point out the fact that I am not forcing anyone to read what I write. Seriously, I'm sorry if I offended anyone, it wasn't my intention.

Sorry. Most witches today are 14-year-old girls. I didn't know you were an older woman.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

I am not a young lady.

I didn't mean to show "sass," honestly. I was only trying to be polite, and point out the fact that I am not forcing anyone to read what I write. Seriously, I'm sorry if I offended anyone, it wasn't my intention.

Do you always go around pretending to be a young woman?
There ought to be laws against your kind

[EddietheLezbowitch]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

That's okay, I understand the mistake. I should have been more clear. I am a young man.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

That's okay, I understand the mistake. I should have been more clear. I am a young man.

Yet you call yourself a "witch". So you're an effeminate sodomite then?

[James Richards]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

I am a witch who is interested in learning about Christians and Christ. I hope that I am able to to engage respectfully on these forums. My intent is not to convert to any other religion but the Craft of the Wise or waste anyone's time talking about witchcraft (unless I am asked, of course). I hope you are having a great day!

Mr Eddie,
I do not think you are in the right place for your studies. This is a site where we worship Jesus Christ. If you wish to study religion, you should consult your local library or read the Scriptures you have bought.

PS: just a note, no insult intended, but a male witch is called a Warlock, Mr Eddie.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

Maybe young Eddie here plans to dress up as a warlock for Helloween. Like that rotten Munster child.

Eddie, can you fit into a 35 gallon drum?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Eddie.

Of course you will need to pass the water test to remain here, but before that, tell us of the sordid acts you have engaged in (leave out no details) so that Jesus can attempt to forgive you.

[EddietheLezbowitch]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

Mr Eddie,
I do not think you are in the right place for your studies. This is a site where we worship Jesus Christ. If you wish to study religion, you should consult your local library or read the Scriptures you have bought.

PS: just a note, no insult intended, but a male witch is called a Warlock, Mr Eddie.

Actually, sir, a warlock is an oath-breaker, which I am not. A witch can be either male or female. No insult taken. I have read the Scriptures many times, but I am interested in Christians, especially American Christians such as yourselves. Thank you for your advice.

[EddietheLezbowitch]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Eddie.

Of course you will need to pass the water test to remain here, but before that, tell us of the sordid acts you have engaged in (leave out no details) so that Jesus can attempt to forgive you.

Well, I have meditated on silence and the beautiful Creations of God. I do this in order to try and temporarily discard my heavy, earthly ego and become closer to Him. I have also prayed and performed spells petitioning God for blessings upon our planet, our race, and my own family and loved ones. I have also prayed and cast for the strength to serve Him, and for the ability to perform His will for me. I have also done my best to love my enemies as I love myself and to refrain from harming others as much as possible. Is that what you were asking about?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello! I'm Eddie.

Actually, sir, a warlock is an oath-breaker, which I am not. A witch can be either male or female. No insult taken. I have read the Scriptures many times, but I am interested in Christians, especially American Christians such as yourselves. Thank you for your advice.

Speaking of curious I am always fascinated by neo-pagan clowns like you; so what is your brand of nonsense that lets you convince yourself that you are part of some pagan tradition dating back thousands of years by practicing a religion that resembles no pagan tradition described in any historical or archeological record?

So what is your personal laughable conceit Eddie?