[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Myself

I came to this site because, a few years ago, my sister showed me the "Is your child a Goth?", and we both had a good laugh, assuming it was a joke. Then, a few weeks ago, I was on my computer, and thought about it and said "What if I google it, to look at it again and laugh?" So I did, and found this site. I had no idea people actually took it seriously.

That's because you are an atheist and as such have no morality. Satan has tricked you into thinking that you're smarter than God. Which you are not.

Landover Baptist is as real as the very fires of hell, boy. You'd better repent TODAY unless you want to join your mother in hell.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Myself

Pierce, like Pastor Zeke and Brother James said, this is no accident. While you came here to mock us for spreading the truth about how evil goths, the true reason for your arrival is so that you can accept Jesus as your Lord and savior.

Don't think that just because you're a sinner, an atheist, or even a Canadian that you can't turn your life over to Jesus. Christ died on the cross at Calvary so that you may have eternal life. His blood washes away all your sins. Doesn't that make you feel nice inside? Knowing you don't have to go to Hell? That you can make a choice and join all of us at Landover Baptist Church in Heaven for all eternity? What could be better, friend?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Myself

And instead of telling me about it, she calls me racist. I was supposed to know how?

You weren't. It is a typical bait and switch approach from these folks who are not interested in what you have to say... they are only interested in your money and not in your salvation.

It seems to me that you are looking for spiritual advice to help you find peace and personal salvation and as such you would not normally find it here. Fortunately for you I was given a mission by The Holy See years back to come here and make certain that the lies and distortions presented by these hillbilly hucksters did not go unchallenged and that lost souls like yourself could benefit from some solid Catholic advice and direction.

As you are likely aware, the Roman Catholic Church has a long and distinguished history in the the Province of Quebec and we were there bringing the words of Jesus to the Native Peoples long before there was hockey!

(I notice my old friend the Dalai Lama was in your City recently and was given a sweater from your beloved Habitants!)


Why not drop by St. Joseph's Oratory and tell them Father Mo sent you... I promise you a warm and loving reception that will fill you with the love of the Holy Spirit. Don't let the poor manners and misguided interpretation of scripture presented here dissuade you from further study of the words and deeds of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ... come and learn about the truth of Christianity from the first and only Christian Church.



Bless you, my potential Priest,
Father Mo



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[piercegraham]

Re: Myself

That's because you are an atheist and as such have no morality. Satan has tricked you into thinking that you're smarter than God. Which you are not.

Landover Baptist is as real as the very fires of hell, boy. You'd better repent TODAY unless you want to join your mother in hell.

My mother was Christian until her dying breath. Im sure she went to heaven.
Also this site tought me something.
The big bang theory is false. One person here said "How could nothing explode to form something?" Makes total sense, now that I think of it.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Myself

Don't listen to the man in the dress, Pierce. You might as well just stay an atheist if you consider converting to papism -- either way, you're damned to Hell.

And we are not interested in your money. Have we asked you for any money? Of course not. What we'll do is help you to accept Jesus (not Mary) as your Lord and Savior. Later on we can work together to find a tithing schedule for you that fits both of our needs.

[piercegraham]

Re: Myself

You weren't. It is a typical bait and switch approach from these folks who are not interested in what you have to say... they are only interested in your money and not in your salvation.

It seems to me that you are looking for spiritual advice to help you find peace and personal salvation and as such you would not normally find it here. Fortunately for you I was given a mission by The Holy See years back to come here and make certain that the lies and distortions presented by these hillbilly hucksters did not go unchallenged and that lost souls like yourself could benefit from some solid Catholic advice and direction.

As you are likely aware, the Roman Catholic Church has a long and distinguished history in the the Province of Quebec and we were there bringing the words of Jesus to the Native Peoples long before there was hockey!

(I notice my old friend the Dalai Lama was in your City recently and was given a sweater from your beloved Habitants!)


Why not drop by St. Joseph's Oratory and tell them Father Mo sent you... I promise you a warm and loving reception that will fill you with the love of the Holy Spirit. Don't let the poor manners and misguided interpretation of scripture presented here dissuade you from further study of the words and deeds of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ... come and learn about the truth of Christianity from the first and only Christian Church.



Bless you, my potential Priest,
Father Mo



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I will go to St-Josephs. I like to keep myself open to new ideas, and hey, maybe ill be convinced. But I wont know until I try. You must feel rather unwelcome on this site, in my opinion. Shame too, you're very polite.
Also, why did you call them hillbillies? Is the Landover Church located in the southern US?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Myself

My mother was Christian until her dying breath. Im sure she went to heaven.

Define Christian. I'll bet you dollars to donuts that she never set foot inside a True Christian(tm) Church.

Anyway, there is serious debate among True Christian(tm) Theologians whether women have souls at all.

Also this site tought me something.
The big bang theory is false. One person here said "How could nothing explode to form something?" Makes total sense, now that I think of it.

See? There you go! You've taken your first step toward Salvation(r). Now start reading the Holy KJV Bible TODAY, and accept every word you read on faith as the literal Word of God, and you'll be halfway there.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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I will go to St-Josephs. I like to keep myself open to new ideas, and hey, maybe ill be convinced. But I wont know until I try. You must feel rather unwelcome on this site, in my opinion. Shame too, you're very polite.

Good on you son... it is all one can ask.

As for being polite... isn't that how you imagine Jesus would ask us to treat each other? Of course it is.

why did you call them hillbillies? Is the Landover Church located in the southern US?

Their little escapade is centered in Iowa but they tend to marry each other in a fashion that makes one think of the unfortunate inhabitants of the Appalachian hills who have a rather watered down(syndrome) blood-line.

Not all of them mind you but most of them... quite sad really but they are still children of the garden God gave us and we must do our best to help them regardless of their rude and truculent nature.




Bless you, my future Altar-boy father,
Father Mo

[James Hutchins]

Re: Myself

...............................As for being polite... isn't that how you imagine Jesus would ask us to treat each other? Of course it is.
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Bless you, my future Altar-boy father,
Father Mo

Note these key words....... I bet the papist ChurchMobile says "Free Candy" on the sides too.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Pierce, you are a dunderhead. Missus Vavoline was not afforded a fine education like you have. So she write phonetically.

Yessum, I write philosophically fo show!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Myself

Still, she jumped to conclusion, insulted me, and I have to apologize? That is wrong is so many ways.

I be waitin................................

[piercegraham]

Re: Myself

I be waitin................................

You insulted me first. You'll be waiting for waiting while.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Myself

I be waitin................................

......And mostly on tables at Denny's... which is good honest work and about the normal job of a home-schooled Baptwit.


Which is why a young man from Montreal needs to get a solid education at Loyola or even at St. Paul's in Ottawa just up the road. Your first step to the arms of Jesus starts in the Catholic Church and from there... well... let us just note that six of the nine American Supreme Court Judges are Catholics and have Catholic educations.


Coincidence?


I think not.



Bless you, my future potential prelate,
Father Mo

[piercegraham]

Re: Myself

......And mostly on tables at Denny's... which is good honest work and about the normal job of a home-schooled Baptwit.


Which is why a young man from Montreal needs to get a solid education at Loyola or even at St. Paul's in Ottawa just up the road. Your first step to the arms of Jesus starts in the Catholic Church and from there... well... let us just note that six of the nine American Supreme Court Judges are Catholics and have Catholic educations.


Coincidence?


I think not.



Bless you, my future potential prelate,
Father Mo

Well put, Father Mo.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Myself

Well put, Father Mo.

You do understand that he wants to anally rape you I hope.

Accepting Jesus would be a lot less painful.