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  • piercegraham
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2009
    • 186

    #46
    Re: Myself

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Pierce, you get all high and mighty standing on a single step. Then a poor negress makes a few innocent comments and you belittle her. So she fights back against the great White oppressor. She is not as smart as a box of socks, though you are not far above that. So she lashes out. You need to apologize and hope she accepts. The last thing you want on your head is her to take it out on that joo-ess she works for, she'll fire Missus Vavoline faster than that joo changes wigs.
    All I did was say i disaproved Obama, and that automatically makes me racist in her eyes. I'll apologize to her, if she apologizes for jumping to conclusions too quickly.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #47
      Re: Myself

      Pierce, talking with you is like building a bridge over water with sand. There is nothing holding it together so it fails.

      If a dog bites you because you scared her, whose fault is it? And how do you propose to make a dog apologize? Should she share her kibble?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • piercegraham
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2009
        • 186

        #48
        Re: Myself

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Pierce, talking with you is like building a bridge over water with sand. There is nothing holding it together so it fails.

        If a dog bites you because you scared her, whose fault is it? And how do you propose to make a dog apologize? Should she share her kibble?
        Still, she jumped to conclusion, insulted me, and I have to apologize? That is wrong is so many ways.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #49
          Re: Myself

          Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
          Still, she jumped to conclusion, insulted me, and I have to apologize? That is wrong is so many ways.
          I'm pretty sure the reason you won't apologize to Miss Vavoline is because you're racist against negresses. You keep beating around the bush on this, but we can see why.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22922

            #50
            Re: Myself

            As a matter of form, a gentleman will apologize to a lady, even a lady of color.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • piercegraham
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2009
              • 186

              #51
              Re: Myself

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              As a matter of form, a gentleman will apologize to a lady, even a lady of color.
              Its not because she's black. Its because she insulted me.

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              • piercegraham
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Sep 2009
                • 186

                #52
                Re: Myself

                Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
                Its not because she's black. Its because she insulted me.
                okay, just ban my account. the reason i joined was because i wanted to voice my opinion on "Is your child a Godless Goth." I stated it. Reverand, or Pastor Ezekiel, Im sure you've both been looking forward to this, so just ban me. make it easier on yourselves, please.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #53
                  Re: Myself

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  As a matter of form, a gentleman will apologize to a lady, even a lady of color.
                  Apparently there are no gentlemen in Canada. Only loud-mouthed perverts.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #54
                    Re: Myself

                    There's no need to ban your account. You can simply click that red X in the upper right hand corner and never come back to this site. You're free to do so whenever. Nothing is stopping you.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #55
                      Re: Myself

                      Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
                      okay, just ban my account. the reason i joined was because i wanted to voice my opinion on "Is your child a Godless Goth." I stated it. Reverand, or Pastor Ezekiel, Im sure you've both been looking forward to this, so just ban me. make it easier on yourselves, please.
                      Request denied. Jesus has called you here for a reason.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • piercegraham
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 186

                        #56
                        Re: Myself

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Request denied. Jesus has called you here for a reason.
                        What do you mean "he called me here?"

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #57
                          Re: Myself

                          Pierce, whay do you hate poor Missus Vavoline? Do you like to abuse lower life forms? Do you kick kittens and step on puppy dogs too?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #58
                            Re: Myself

                            Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
                            What do you mean "he called me here?"
                            Why do you think you found Landover? What mystical power drove you to find us? What calling, burning need did you have, that hollow void in your life just screaming to be satisfied? Certainly no accident, young man, certainly no accident.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #59
                              Re: Myself

                              Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
                              What do you mean "he called me here?"
                              Nothing happens by accident. Jesus has clearly guided you here to Landover Baptist. He want's you to repent of your hateful, racist atheism and instead accept Him. Let Jesus tell you who to hate.

                              Matthew 13
                              [38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
                              [39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
                              [40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
                              [41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
                              [42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

                              He works in mysterious ways you know. It's not up to you to question why.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • piercegraham
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 186

                                #60
                                Re: Myself

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Nothing happens by accident. Jesus has clearly guided you here to Landover Baptist. He want's you to repent of your hateful, racist atheism and instead accept Him. Let Jesus tell you who to hate.




                                He works in mysterious ways you know. It's not up to you to question why.
                                I came to this site because, a few years ago, my sister showed me the "Is your child a Goth?", and we both had a good laugh, assuming it was a joke. Then, a few weeks ago, I was on my computer, and thought about it and said "What if I google it, to look at it again and laugh?" So I did, and found this site. I had no idea people actually took it seriously.

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