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  • JustLeggin
    Unsaved trash, False Christian
    • Oct 2009
    • 34

    #31
    Re: Hello,

    I am privilaged to announce that today one of the employees in my ministy Dr. Emmett L Harrison has turned 59 years old. Happy Birthday Dr. Harrison.

    Also, we will be attempting to make our way to Freehold Iowa in a few weeks, with the exeption of two of my Bible Study students, Randy Harris and Lawrence Goldberg, who face purgatory for their latest prank involving one of the stalls in the girls bathroom, a cherry bomb, 2 Liter bottles of Pepsi, and 400 packages of Mentos.

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    • Lola Handcock
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 739

      #32
      Re: Hello,

      Do you Know where Freehold is ? Do you have permission?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #33
        Re: Hello,

        Originally posted by JustNigel View Post
        I am privilaged to announce that today one of the employees in my ministy Dr. Emmett L Harrison has turned 59 years old. Happy Birthday Dr. Harrison.

        Also, we will be attempting to make our way to Freehold Iowa in a few weeks, with the exeption of two of my Bible Study students, Randy Harris and Lawrence Goldberg, who face purgatory for their latest prank involving one of the stalls in the girls bathroom, a cherry bomb, 2 Liter bottles of Pepsi, and 400 packages of Mentos.
        Not likely, butterscoth. This is a gated Christian community. Unsaved NOT welcome.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • JustLeggin
          Unsaved trash, False Christian
          • Oct 2009
          • 34

          #34
          Re: Hello,

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Not likely, butterscoth. This is a gated Christian community. Unsaved NOT welcome.
          What gives you the right to judge who is saved and who is not?

          Nothing, Christ and God are my only judges

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351

            #35
            Re: Hello,

            Originally posted by JustNigel View Post
            What gives you the right to judge who is saved and who is not?

            Nothing, Christ and God are my only judges
            Leviticus 19:15
            Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

            God tells us to judge our unsaved neighbor. You have to proof your worth around here! If you are a Christian, prove it. The Pastors here have God's blessing and as such have the burden to protect the members from trolls!
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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            • releaseme
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 116

              #36
              Re: Hello,

              Hello and welcome.
              The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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              • JustLeggin
                Unsaved trash, False Christian
                • Oct 2009
                • 34

                #37
                Re: Hello,

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Not likely, butterscoth. This is a gated Christian community. Unsaved NOT welcome.
                Its really funny you people expect me to tithe money I am working to get to you, yet you claim I am unwelcome to your church, to inspect and be sure that you are as you claim. Let me make it perfectly clear, Unless we know that you are legitamate we cannot tithe money to you, as it violates our church policies. We do not tithe money to causes we do not know weather their legitimate or not.

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                • FoundGirlJNB
                  Found Sheep
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 351

                  #38
                  Re: Hello,

                  Originally posted by JustNigel View Post
                  Its really funny you people expect me to tithe money I am working to get to you, yet you claim I am unwelcome to your church, to inspect and be sure that you are as you claim. Let me make it perfectly clear, Unless we know that you are legitamate we cannot tithe money to you, as it violates our church policies. We do not tithe money to causes we do not know weather their legitimate or not.
                  Strange statement, coming from a supposed Christian. You do know our entire religion is based on faith right? Do you believe God is legitimate, seeing as you cannot go knocking on heavens door and ask for an inspection first?

                  2 Corinthians 5:7
                  7(For we walk by faith, not by sight


                  Your tithe will be a gesture of good will from your side. How are the members at LBC supposed to give you the benefit of the doubt if you are not willing to do the same?
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • JustLeggin
                    Unsaved trash, False Christian
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 34

                    #39
                    Re: Hello,

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                    Strange statement, coming from a supposed Christian. You do know our entire religion is based on faith right? Do you believe God is legitimate, seeing as you cannot go knocking on heavens door and ask for an inspection first?

                    2 Corinthians 5:7
                    7(For we walk by faith, not by sight

                    Your tithe will be a gesture of good will from your side. How are the members at LBC supposed to give you the benefit of the doubt if you are not willing to do the same?
                    You really wait after 10 years of my ministry having this policy we are just gonna change it? I don't think so.

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                    • FoundGirlJNB
                      Found Sheep
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 351

                      #40
                      Re: Hello,

                      Originally posted by JustNigel View Post
                      You really wait after 10 years
                      I'm sorry? What's that you're saying?

                      Originally posted by JustNigel View Post
                      of my ministry having this policy we are just gonna change it? I don't think so.
                      Then don't change it, but for everyone's sake, stop whining about it.

                      You cannot just get a free pass into a community of God just because you have money. Besides, the money does not go to the church, it goes to God's work. If you don't want to give money to do God's work, don't! But good luck explaining that to the Man upstairs one day!
                      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                      • Lola Handcock
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 739

                        #41
                        Re: Hello,

                        Justniggle
                        I have never been to Freehold but I sent a check fer $1500 dollars to Pastor Ezekiel.

                        Its called having faith I think

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                        • JustLeggin
                          Unsaved trash, False Christian
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 34

                          #42
                          Re: Hello,

                          Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                          Justniggle
                          I have never been to Freehold but I sent a check fer $1500 dollars to Pastor Ezekiel.

                          Its called having faith I think
                          my name is Nigel

                          N-I-G-E-L

                          and second, we are not gonna break a rule we have had 10 years. We inspect to be sure they are legitamate, if they qaulify, than we send them money, We will not blindly send money to people, That is not how I made my money,

                          If he doesn't want us to be able to inspect the neighborhood to see if its as he claims than he doesn;t want our money. Simple as that

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                          • Lola Handcock
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 739

                            #43
                            Re: Hello,

                            Well I am SORRY I got a bit happy on the g key

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                            • HTannor
                              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2612

                              #44
                              Re: Hello,

                              Originally posted by JustNigel View Post
                              my name is Nigel

                              N-I-G-E-L

                              and second, we are not gonna break a rule we have had 10 years. We inspect to be sure they are legitamate, if they qaulify, than we send them money, We will not blindly send money to people, That is not how I made my money,

                              If he doesn't want us to be able to inspect the neighborhood to see if its as he claims than he doesn;t want our money. Simple as that
                              Hold on there, Niger. I'm thinking your emotions are running way ahead of your keyboard.

                              For example, I have no idea what "qaulify" means. Is it some sort of new age incantation?

                              "That is not how I made my money". I thought your fell into your bread when your parents croaked passed on. What exactly have you done to earn money beside fleecing the darkies that show up at your "church" in St. Louis?
                              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #45
                                Re: Hello,

                                Originally posted by JustNigel View Post
                                Its really funny you people expect me to tithe money I am working to get to you, yet you claim I am unwelcome to your church, to inspect and be sure that you are as you claim. Let me make it perfectly clear, Unless we know that you are legitamate we cannot tithe money to you, as it violates our church policies. We do not tithe money to causes we do not know weather their legitimate or not.
                                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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