Hello,

[JustLeggin]

My name is Nigel James Watkins, I live in St. Louis MO, I have been there with my family for 8 years, I married a girl named Helena McCloud, [lame excuse for self-promotion removed for safety purposes], I have three brothers and 2 sisters, and no parents, I do assume this site treats people with the respect they deserve, I started my own ministry from the money in my inheritence

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hello Mr. Niglet

Can you explain one thing for me: why does your city hate Rush Limbaugh? You had the golden opportunity for the Rams to return to the once-great team that they were, and you showed Rush the door.

Speaking of your inheritance, did you tithe on it yet? Remember: Jesus demands tithes on the GROSS, not on the net.

[JustLeggin]

Re: Hello,

Hello Mr. Niglet

Can you explain one thing for me: why does your city hate Rush Limbaugh? You had the golden opportunity for the Rams to return to the once-great team that they were, and you showed Rush the door.

Speaking of your inheritance, did you tithe on it yet? Remember: Jesus demands tithes on the GROSS, not on the net.

My name is Nigel, not Niglet, no T in my name,

Second, my city doesn't "hate" Rush Limbaugh.

Third, I spent my inheritence on my ministry, and my children to put them through College

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello,

I just double checked the Landover University roster and I don't see any "Watkins" from St. Louis. I see three from Texas, one from Nevada and one from England. I suggest you speak with your children about transferring to a school that won't set them on a path for destruction.

I'm not sure exactly what you thought spending your inheritance on yourself would accomplish? Jesus wants us to spend wisely, investing into His ministry, and that is what Landover's whole setup is all about. As a LLC, we are set up to disperse Grace through the most cost-effective ways, and that is just something you can't get at a do-it-yourself ministry. And in conjunction with that, let us remember that the Good Lord demands that we tithe all that we own, as the following passage tells us:

41And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.

42And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.

43And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:

44For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

I hope you realize what a grave mistake you've made in insulting the Lord, who did see fit to grant you an inheritance such as He did. I would recommend speaking with a Pastor as soon as is possible to discuss a possible tithing payment plan to pay your tithe and offering in arrears, with interest, in accordance with His Perfect Will.

[JustLeggin]

Re: Hello,

I just double checked the Landover University roster and I don't see any "Watkins" from St. Louis. I see three from Texas, one from Nevada and one from England. I suggest you speak with your children about transferring to a school that won't set them on a path for destruction.

I'm not sure exactly what you thought spending your inheritance on yourself would accomplish? Jesus wants us to spend wisely, investing into His ministry, and that is what Landover's whole setup is all about. As a LLC, we are set up to disperse Grace through the most cost-effective ways, and that is just something you can't get at a do-it-yourself ministry. And in conjunction with that, let us remember that the Good Lord demands that we tithe all that we own, as the following passage tells us:



I hope you realize what a grave mistake you've made in insulting the Lord, who did see fit to grant you an inheritance such as He did. I would recommend speaking with a Pastor as soon as is possible to discuss a possible tithing payment plan to pay your tithe and offering in arrears, with interest, in accordance with His Perfect Will.

My ministry was started in honor of my parents, Who passed on many years ago. I am doing everything I can to give my family what they deserve.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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And yet, at the same time, you'll let your Family in Christ suffer? Remember: your family is only your family here on earth. Once you get to Heaven (assuming you're actually Saved(tm): when were you baptized and what prayer did you pray when you believe you got Saved?), you will spend eternity with your Heavenly Family, and you don't want them spending all eternity judging you for being miserly with whatever pittance your family might have left you.

[JustLeggin]

Re: Hello,

And yet, at the same time, you'll let your Family in Christ suffer? Remember: your family is only your family here on earth. Once you get to Heaven (assuming you're actually Saved™: when were you baptized and what prayer did you pray when you believe you got Saved?), you will spend eternity with your Heavenly Family, and you don't want them spending all eternity judging you for being miserly with whatever pittance your family might have left you.

I was baptized at 12, I am not being miserly, I am trying to make my parents proud of me, unlike some other members of the family I will not mention (Yes Mitch I know about the $50 you took outta grandma's drawer to go to "Bible Camp" back in 96)

[FoundGirlJNB]

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My ministry was started in honor of my parents, Who passed on many years ago. I am doing everything I can to give my family what they deserve.

JN, I am sure your parents were wonderful people, but let us honor God rather than mere mortal's.

[HTannor]

Re: Hello,

Welcome, Nigel.

Nigel is an unusual name here in the midwest. Is it British? Since you're married, we can probably rest easy that the British propensity toward fagism didn't affect you.

What kind of a church did you establish? What's its name? How big is your congregation?

Is your church close to the Budweiser brewery? I hope not since freshly roasted hops can really give off a smell. I remember driving by there one time and had to roll up the windows of my F350. I swore off Bud right then and there, switched to Old Milwaukee and haven't looked back.

Give my regards to those loser Cardinals.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello,

Vanity is one of the seven deadly sins, you know. I don't know if you realize it, but you just used five "I" personal pronouns in one sentence. That speaks of a problem with self-esteem, which Jesus can help you with . Here at Landover we are all about helping, so if you are in need of some assistance with your self-image problems, a pastor is only a PM away! You've exhibited some serious signs of backsliding in the faith, if ever you were truly saved, and I want you to know that we have people here that can and will help you, any time of day or night. You seem to be in a stage of grief where you cannot truly see the Light of Christ compelling you to make amends for your lack of faith in tithing, but I am sure that you will come out of it with some solid counseling from Landover and some good prayer.

I will pray for you my friend.

[James Hutchins]

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Nigel,
I think it is just terrible you do not consider Jesus part of your family and denied Him your bounty. Did He not provide you with life, sustenance and offspring? What have you done for Him? From what I have read, you snubbed him. You spent HIS money on sending YOUR kids to college, where they were no doubt taught creationism and foreign languages. You spent money on YOUR ministry so you could be in the spotlight. I really do not understand some people!

[JustLeggin]

Re: Hello,

Nigel,
I think it is just terrible you do not consider Jesus part of your family and denied Him your bounty. Did He not provide you with life, sustenance and offspring? What have you done for Him? From what I have read, you snubbed him. You spent HIS money on sending YOUR kids to college, where they were no doubt taught creationism and foreign languages. You spent money on YOUR ministry so you could be in the spotlight. I really do not understand some people!

I spent money to give the youth of America something I couldn't give myself, The oppurtunity to learn about the Bible better daily, and to to help them gain respect for God, You may hate that, but I don't

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello,

Give my regards to those loser Cardinals.

As a native Southern Californian, I must extend my congratulations to the L.A. Dodgers*. The last time they won the Series was back in '88, right around the time my life started to spiral downwards. Let's give some extra prayers to Jesus so that they can fight back against the Phillies and make it to the Series again!

My name is Nigel James Watkins, I live in St. Louis MO, I have been there with my family for 8 years, I married a girl named Helena McCloud, [lame excuse for self-promotion removed for safety purposes], I have three brothers and 2 sisters, and no parents, I do assume this site treats people with the respect they deserve, I started my own ministry from the money in my inheritence

Nigel, welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm). Starting a ministry is an uphill battle, I know, I've been there many, many years ago. You must make sure first that it is what the Lord has planned for you. It saddens to me to say I've seen my share of young men start their ministries not out of what God has planned for them, but out of pure ego adulation.

What do you plan on doing with your ministry? Hopefully you will use the money to educate people on following the whole Bible and not just parts. Also for political purposes in re-instating God as the sovereign head of our nation.

*Although, I'm from Orange County and a lifelong Angels fan. God loves the Angels more than the Dodgers, that's why they became world champs in 2002. Still, the Dodgers need our prayers because that's all that's going to help them!

[JustLeggin]

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I've never started anything out of ego, Thats not who I am, I am not like most of my family, (Edgar, I did not forget your stupid one man show that bombed badly, And yes I am talking about you)

[Bobby-Joe]

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I've never started anything out of ego, Thats not who I am, I am not like most of my family, (Edgar, I did not forget your stupid one man show that bombed badly, And yes I am talking about you)

Who is "Edgar" friend?

Anyway we are curious to here what your plans for your ministry are. The brethren of this church feel that the Obama tribulation presidency is leading up to the best opportunity in modern American history to present Christ's message to the general public and get our secular laws in line with God's will.

We would love to see more people on board helping us reclaim America for Jesus.