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  • Anti-Satan
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2009
    • 5

    #1

    Behold!

    It is I, the anti-satan. I come to you for conversation and true Christian...things. I look forward to Discussing everything godly and chasing everything evil out of the proverbial bush that is gods creation. May peace be with you.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Behold!

    We only worship one God here, boy, and we respect Him by using a capital when referring to Him.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Anti-Satan
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2009
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Behold!

      Ok, To Make It Better, And Easier For You, King, I Will Capitalize Every Word In This Sentence To Pay For My Mistake.

      And I only worship one King, sir, and that is the great King of Gods Kingdom. You are a mere peasant.

      Nice to meet you.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Behold!

        Originally posted by Anti-Satan View Post
        Ok, To Make It Better, And Easier For You, King, I Will Capitalize Every Word In This Sentence To Pay For My Mistake.

        And I only worship one King, sir, and that is the great King of Gods Kingdom. You are a mere peasant.

        Nice to meet you.
        Friend,

        There is no reason for this un-Christian peevishness. Brother Nobar is only requesting if you follow the standard Christian practice of capitalizing first letter of His name. I am sure as a good Christian you should be aware of this and would be more than happy to do this this.

        As for this apparently disturbing comment about "peasants in the Kingdom of the Lord" remember you can only hope to be only as a good as us friend. We have only to look to Freehold to see how Christ loves us TRUE Christians best.

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        • Anti-Satan
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Oct 2009
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Behold!

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Friend,

          There is no reason for this un-Christian peevishness. Brother Nobar is only requesting if you follow the standard Christian practice of capitalizing first letter of His name. I am sure as a good Christian you should be aware of this and would be more than happy to do this this.

          As for this apparently disturbing comment about "peasants in the Kingdom of the Lord" remember you can only hope to be only as a good as us friend. We have only to look to Freehold to see how Christ loves us TRUE Christians best.
          You must understand, I do not utilize the computer often. Only recently have I began using it, so my grammar is only coming along. No disrespect by it. I mean not to insult, we are all peasants, rats, cats, dogs, monkeys, retards of Gods kingdom. It is up to Him to decide whom is who.

          Nice to meet you.

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351

            #6
            Re: Behold!

            Welcome AS!


            Tell us more about yourself? Which church do you attend, what is your favorite Bible verse and why (I ask this because I am weary of you and not convinced that you are a Christian at all).

            Which cave have you been living in to not have been using a computer?

            -- WearyAndSkepticalGirlNY
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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            • FoundGirlJNB
              Found Sheep
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 351

              #7
              Re: Behold!

              Originally posted by Anti-Satan
              Well, Lost Girl, I am what they call a Naturalist Christian.
              That sounds too much like a salad bar Christian. I knew I was right to be weary of you.

              Originally posted by Anti-Satan
              the few times I do attend Church I go to the First Baptist Church in Waunakee Wi, usually only on holidays.
              I take that back, you're not even a salad bar Christian. You are no Christian at all! I bet you don't even tithe!


              Originally posted by Anti-Satan
              call me half amish.
              I would prefer to call you a lying caveman, but I'm not really one for name calling!

              Originally posted by Anti-Satan
              why I call myself the Anti-Satan, but I will save that for another day.
              Oh goody, something to look forward to!
              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • Anti-Satan
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2009
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Behold!

                And I prefer not to prostitute our lord via tithe.

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: Behold!

                  BeTrolled?

                  Hope you enjoyed your brief visit, Auntie Satan. Tell all your friends back at 4chan that you lasted a whole 10 minutes.
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