Hello, I'm Michael.

[BS artist]

Hello, my name is Michael, I'm not a Christian per se, but i believe in the moral teachings and values of Jesus. I believe in the Gnostic church, just like Jesus did.


I'm here, to learn about your values, and perspectives, and relate my own, in a philosophical way. And I hope we can learn from eachother.

I am a 19 year old male, from Washington state, with a high school, and some college education. I have read the OT, and NT (KJV), and I'm interested in figuring things out, investigating, and researching all possibilities.



Its nice to meet you.

[moral path]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Hello, my name is Michael, I'm not a Christian per se, but i believe in the moral teachings and values of Jesus. I believe in the Gnostic church, just like Jesus did.


I'm here, to learn about your values, and perspectives, and relate my own, in a philosophical way. And I hope we can learn from eachother.

I am a 19 year old male, from Washington state, with a high school, and some college education. I have read the OT, and NT (KJV), and I'm interested in figuring things out, investigating, and researching all possibilities.



Its nice to meet you.

Laziness and sloth mixed in with poor grammar does not make a decent introduction. Perhaps you should continue your education?
What is your favorite verse?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

I believe in the Gnostic church, just like Jesus did.

Wrong. Jesus was/is a Baptist. Baptized by none other than John the Baptist himself.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

I believe in the Gnostic church, just like Jesus did.

Gnostic??

Please expand/explain. What does that include, in your mind, Michael?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Hello, my name is Michael, I'm not a Christian per se, but i believe in the moral teachings and values of Jesus. I believe in the Gnostic church, just like Jesus did.

Can you back any of that up with Scripture? It seems to me that you're making up your own Jesus, boy.

I'm here, to learn about your values, and perspectives, and relate my own, in a philosophical way. And I hope we can learn from eachother.

We reject all philosophy, because Jesus commands it in the Holy Bible. If you want to learn about or Church, please read THIS.

I am a 19 year old male, from Washington state, with a high school, and some college education. I have read the OT, and NT (KJV), and I'm interested in figuring things out, investigating, and researching all possibilities.



Its nice to meet you.

If you've read the KJV Bible, then what is there to "figure out?"

[HTannor]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Welcome, Michael.

It's very nice that you took the time to introduce yourself and we appreciate that in young gentlemen.

You note that you are 19 years old. Since you fail to mention if your married, I conclude that you are not. Are you gay?

[BS artist]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

HT Tanner: No, im not married or gay. I'm actually in the process of finding the right woman for me...

Pastor Ezekiel: You have been nothing but rude, and bigoted to me since i first got here, and i can understand that.. But don't you think there's a better way?

Levi Jones: I believe in the nature of the Universe, everything is connected, I like to call Nature, God (because that's the closest measurable thing to "God" we have..(Or atleast proof of)). I believe in fasting and meditation (Like Jesus did), and i practice Pranayana (Breath Control)... I believe a lot of life is wasted as well, i believe if everyone just sat, in quiet contemplation, or reflective silence, the world would be a much better place, because we would all have inner peace.

moral path: Aren't laziness and Sloth, the exact same thing? I suppose i could agree with you there, it is a small introduction post... But what grammatical and/or spelling errors did i make?

[HTannor]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

HT Tanner: No, im not married or gay. I'm actually in the process of finding the right woman for me...

That is very comforting. We have some fine young ladies here on the forum that may well suit your needs.

Pastor Ezekiel: You have been nothing but rude, and bigoted to me since i first got here, and i can understand that.. But don't you think there's a better way?

Pastor Zeke is a fine and learned man. I'm sure he will respond.

Levi Jones: I believe in the nature of the Universe, everything is connected, I like to call Nature, God (because that's the closest measurable thing to "God" we have..(Or atleast proof of)). I believe in fasting and meditation (Like Jesus did), and i practice Pranayana (Breath Control)... I believe a lot of life is wasted as well, i believe if everyone just sat, in quiet contemplation, or reflective silence, the world would be a much better place, because we would all have inner peace.

Levi Jones is one of my closest friends here and I am sure he will have a well reasoned and insightful response to your concerns.

moral path: Aren't laziness and Sloth, the exact same thing? I suppose i could agree with you there, it is a small introduction post... But what grammatical and/or spelling errors did i make?

Well, you should capitlize the "M" in moral. I doubt "sloth should be capitalized unless your also capitalize "laziness. "I" should always be capitalized. I believe the inclusion of the comma after the word "there", is incorrect for proper American usage. There should me a period after the word "there".

We have many experts here on the use of punctuation and I'm sure they will weigh in with their opionions - to which, I always defer since I only have my 10th grade* certificate.







* When I completed the 10th grade, my teachers told me I would be much more likely to achieve my lot in life (working with my hands) if I stopped wasting their time. To this day, I am thankful since I started on an extremely lucrative career in waste management.

By the time I retired I owned my own garbage truck and have been proud of that to this very day. That, and having a large tallywacher good common sense led me to the life of luxury I now enjoy. I found that waving that big boy on my garbage route good customer service brought me many rewards that paid huge dividends later in life.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Hello, my name is Michael, I'm not a Christian per se, but I believe in the moral teachings and values of Jesus.

I do not believe you believe in teachings of any kind.

I believe in the Gnostic church

Gezundheid!

I'm here, (no comma required) to learn about your values, (never a comma before "and") and perspectives, (never) and relate my own, in a philosophical way. And I hope we can learn from eachother.

I doubt you can teach us anything! Are you sure you finished High School?

I am a 19 year old male, from Washington State, with a high school, (again, no comma before and) and some college education. I have read the OT, and NT (KJV), and I'm interested in figuring things out, investigating, and researching all possibilities.

May I suggest you start by researching the KJV and perhaps a dictionary?





It's nice to meet you.[/QUOTE]

HT Tanner: No, I'm not married or gay. I'm actually in the process of finding the right woman for me...

Pastor Ezekiel: You have been nothing but rude, (how many times do I have to tell you? No comma before and) and bigoted to me since I first got here, and I can understand that..(three dots are customary, while two dots are meaningless!) But don't you think there's a better way?

Levi Jones: I believe in the nature of the Universe, everything is connected, I like to call Nature, (no comma here either my doped friend) God (because that's the closest measurable thing to "God" we have..(Or at least proof of)). I believe in fasting and meditation (Like Jesus did) and I practice Pranayana (Breath Control)... I believe a lot of life is wasted as well, I believe if everyone just sat, (why the comma here?) in quiet contemplation, or reflective silence, the world would be a much better place, because we would all have inner peace.

And then we will just starve to death! Good plan, genius!

moral path: Aren't laziness and Sloth, (I give up) the exact same thing? I suppose I could agree with you there, it is a small introduction post... But what grammatical and/or spelling errors did I make?

Go back to school, you're annoying me!

[Keith]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Hi Michael

At 19 you will have loads to learn about the universe and your place in it

Hope you are not scared off by the meanies about here

[BS artist]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Oh no, i have nothing to fear, even though I've been met with hate over almost anything..

I point out hypocrisy, and get an infraction and insulted, but that's okay.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Speaking of hypocrisy, how can something that by very definition is "Saved" be "Unsaved"? I hope your head didn't just explode.

[BS artist]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Speaking of hypocrisy, how can something that by very definition is "Saved" be "Unsaved"? I hope your head didn't just explode.

Speaking of hypocrisy, your forum members don't condone drugs. Yet, they tell people to go get medication (Drugs), from their pastors etc..

Why don't you just pray to god your baby with Swine Flu lives?
Why don't you pray your cancer subsides, or goes into remission?

Because you know prayer doesn't work, that's why, even you Christians take drugs.


Oh, and i changed my sig to that, because you're not saved. You might be delusional and think you guys are, but you sadly, aren't.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Oh, and i changed my sig to that, because you're not saved. You might be delusional and think you guys are, but you sadly, aren't.

This pothead seems to think he knows what is Christian or not. Only God knows.

[BS artist]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

This pothead seems to think he knows what is Christian or not. Only God knows.

I don't, but you seem to think you do. Remember "Only God knows", so why do you spew the things you do?