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  • #16
    Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

    Originally posted by BS artist View Post
    I don't, but you seem to think you do. Remember "Only God knows", so why do you spew the things you do?
    Because what I say is supported by God's Word in the Holy Book. Duh!

    Everything you say is just a cloudy mess, caused by excessive drug use.
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

      Speaking of hypocrisy, your forum members don't condone drugs. Yet, they tell people to go get medication (Drugs), from their pastors etc..
      God instructed us, in Genesis (note the correct use of the comma), to take care of ourselves and all his creation, ie the animals, the earth, etc. Our bodies are a temple of God and as such we give it nourishment, ie medication to strengthen us, not poison it with heroin (for instance) which will lead to the death of the temple!
      1 Corinthians 6:19
      What? know ye not that your
      body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?


      Oh, and i changed my sig to that, because you're not saved. You might be delusional and think you guys are, but you sadly, aren't.
      And, you, sadly, are not, willing to, listen, and learn, to, the good, people, who, are trying, to help, you!
      GRAMMAR lad, learn it, use it and respect it!
      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

        Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
        Because what I say is supported by God's Word in the Holy Book. Duh!

        Everything you say is just a cloudy mess, caused by excessive drug use.
        Really now, because in the bible people are vaporizing Marijuana on rocks and getting "High in the spirit".

        Everything you have said is a lie, concerning edited Bibles, you contriving liar!



        LostGirlNY: Really, because it seems to me i have taken everything you guys have said into consideration, have replied a valid point to it, and then I'm just insulted. It seems to me, your the one not willing to listen and learn.
        Christians are Unsaved Trash.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

          Originally posted by BS artist View Post
          Really now, because in the bible people are vaporizing Marijuana on rocks and getting "High in the spirit".

          Everything you have said is a lie, concerning edited Bibles, you contriving liar!
          Please show me the Chapter and verse where it says that men of God were vaporizing marijuana and getting high off of it.
          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

            Originally posted by BS artist View Post
            LostGirlNY: Really, because it seems to me i have taken everything you guys have said into consideration, have replied a valid point to it, and then I'm just insulted. It seems to me, your the one not willing to listen and learn.
            Perhaps you should not have dropped out of school in the second grade!

            Here are a few very quick lessons for you:
            1. No one will take you seriously if you cannot even get a point across in a correct manner. In this case, the communication tool we use is a forum, thus written, thus it is expected that you can spell before you try making statements. It's a logical progression. But then, you do not have logic!
            2. Saying your point is valid does not make it valid! You need at least one of the true Christians to back you up to state that your point is valid here on God's favorite forum.
            3. It is considered good manners to leave when you know you are not welcome. UNSAVED = UNWELCOME.

            -- WiseGirlNY
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
              Wrong. Jesus was/is a Baptist. Baptized by none other than John the Baptist himself.
              Jesus was a Jew.

              BTW, John the Baptist was not Baptist.
              He is the Baptists faith's namesake

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              • #22
                Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
                Jesus was a Jew.
                WRONG

                BTW, John the Baptist was not Baptist.
                There's a clue in the name.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                  WRONG RIGHT

                  There's a clue in the name.
                  As I said, the Baptists call themselves that AFTER John the Baptist.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                    Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
                    WRONG RIGHT
                    Wrong http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10278

                    There's a clue in the name.
                    As I said, the Baptists call themselves that AFTER John the Baptist.
                    So the Baptists called themselves after someone who wasn't a Baptist but who was baptizing people in the Jordan and then baptized Jesus?
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                      Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
                      WRONG RIGHT

                      There's a clue in the name.
                      As I said, the Baptists call themselves that AFTER John the Baptist.
                      In fact, Baptists are the original Christians.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                        I sure wish these heathens/pagans/devil worshipers would do a bit of studding before they come in here all gangbusters and end up looking like morons. Can we set up a basic test before they can attempt to even join in any conversations.It sure would be easier to weed them out that way.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                          So the Baptists called themselves after someone who wasn't a Baptist but who was baptizing people in the Jordan and then baptized Jesus?
                          Yes

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                            Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
                            Yes
                            Profound post.
                            Tip : Less is not ALWAYS more.
                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Kind of Ironic when you have this right in your own store!: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.23589971

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                                Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
                                Kind of Ironic when you have this right in your own store!: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.23589971
                                What, you don't have a sense of humor? Did that just fly right over your head? Obviously Jesus is not a liberal and not a Jew...that's what makes it so funny!

                                Instead of persecuting us, why don't you buy some of our products to help support our church? Then maybe you might not have to wait 10 minutes between posts anymore. Just sayin'.

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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