[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Why don't you just pray to god your baby with Swine Flu lives?
Why don't you pray your cancer subsides, or goes into remission?
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Swine flu?? Cancer?? Friend, ALL these things are caused by DEMONS! They are NOT real. By praying to God, and asking him to cast out the demons that cause cancer, diabetes, brain tumors, dyslexia, acne, you will be cured! Praise! Christians who's babies get swine flu or cancer obviously aren't praying hard enough. Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!

Jesus is NOT a damned joo!

And Baptists are the original Christians. Ever heard og John the Baptist? The guy who BAPTISED JESUS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!

Jesus is NOT a damned joo! :RTFM:

And Baptists are the original Christians. Ever heard og John the Baptist? The guy who BAPTISED JESUS!

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!

Blasphemy
Jesus is lord,pray to him love him and if you are pure of heart he will in turn love you!

[crazychick]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!

My church-going friends tells me jesus is the son of god! So then he couldn't be a jew, right?

[DeadonDemonDrool]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

What, you don't have a sense of humor? Did that just fly right over your head? Obviously Jesus is not a liberal and not a Jew...that's what makes it so funny!

Instead of persecuting us, why don't you buy some of our products to help support our church? Then maybe you might not have to wait 10 minutes between posts anymore. Just sayin'.

I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Welcome Michael! Are you ready to give your soul to the Lord Oh my Soul and allllllllllll that is within me!

yer one of them Godless mooslims

[Osambo 08]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Hello, my name is Michael, I'm not a Christian per se, but i believe in the moral teachings and values of Jesus. I believe in the Gnostic church, just like Jesus did.


I'm here, to learn about your values, and perspectives, and relate my own, in a philosophical way. And I hope we can learn from eachother.

I am a 19 year old male, from Washington state, with a high school, and some college education. I have read the OT, and NT (KJV), and I'm interested in figuring things out, investigating, and researching all possibilities.



Its nice to meet you.

Welcome Michael! Are you ready to give your soul to the Lord Oh my Soul and allllllllllll that is within me!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Kind of Ironic when you have this right in your own store!: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.23589971

What, you don't have a sense of humor? Did that just fly right over your head? Obviously Jesus is not a liberal and not a Jew...that's what makes it so funny!

Instead of persecuting us, why don't you buy some of our products to help support our church? Then maybe you might not have to wait 10 minutes between posts anymore. Just sayin'.

[DeadonDemonDrool]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

In fact, Baptists are the original Christians.

Kind of Ironic when you have this right in your own store!: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.23589971

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

Yes

Profound post.
Tip : Less is not ALWAYS more.

[DeadonDemonDrool]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

So the Baptists called themselves after someone who wasn't a Baptist but who was baptizing people in the Jordan and then baptized Jesus?

Yes

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

I sure wish these heathens/pagans/devil worshipers would do a bit of studding before they come in here all gangbusters and end up looking like morons. Can we set up a basic test before they can attempt to even join in any conversations.It sure would be easier to weed them out that way.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

WRONG RIGHT

There's a clue in the name.
As I said, the Baptists call themselves that AFTER John the Baptist.

In fact, Baptists are the original Christians.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

WRONG RIGHT

Wrong http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10278

There's a clue in the name.
As I said, the Baptists call themselves that AFTER John the Baptist.

So the Baptists called themselves after someone who wasn't a Baptist but who was baptizing people in the Jordan and then baptized Jesus?