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  • #31
    Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

    Originally posted by BS artist View Post
    Hello, my name is Michael, I'm not a Christian per se, but i believe in the moral teachings and values of Jesus. I believe in the Gnostic church, just like Jesus did.


    I'm here, to learn about your values, and perspectives, and relate my own, in a philosophical way. And I hope we can learn from eachother.

    I am a 19 year old male, from Washington state, with a high school, and some college education. I have read the OT, and NT (KJV), and I'm interested in figuring things out, investigating, and researching all possibilities.



    Its nice to meet you.
    Welcome Michael! Are you ready to give your soul to the Lord Oh my Soul and allllllllllll that is within me!

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    • #32
      Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
      Welcome Michael! Are you ready to give your soul to the Lord Oh my Soul and allllllllllll that is within me!

      yer one of them Godless mooslims

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      • #33
        Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        What, you don't have a sense of humor? Did that just fly right over your head? Obviously Jesus is not a liberal and not a Jew...that's what makes it so funny!

        Instead of persecuting us, why don't you buy some of our products to help support our church? Then maybe you might not have to wait 10 minutes between posts anymore. Just sayin'.
        I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

        The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
        Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

        Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!

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        • #34
          Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

          Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
          I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

          The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
          Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

          Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!
          My church-going friends tells me jesus is the son of god! So then he couldn't be a jew, right?

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          • #35
            Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

            Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
            I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

            The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
            Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

            Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!

            Blasphemy
            Jesus is lord,pray to him love him and if you are pure of heart he will in turn love you!

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            • #36
              Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

              Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
              I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

              The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
              Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

              Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!
              Jesus is NOT a damned joo! :RTFM:

              And Baptists are the original Christians. Ever heard og John the Baptist? The guy who BAPTISED JESUS!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #37
                Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                Originally posted by DeadonDemonswings View Post
                I don't have a sense of humor? What flew over my head?

                The Bible said that Mary and Joseph were Jewish.
                Therefore Jesus of Nazareth is Jewish.

                Tell me where in the Bible it says Jesus is baptist!
                Jesus is NOT a damned joo!

                And Baptists are the original Christians. Ever heard og John the Baptist? The guy who BAPTISED JESUS!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello, I'm Michael.

                  Originally posted by BS artist View Post
                  Why don't you just pray to god your baby with Swine Flu lives?
                  Why don't you pray your cancer subsides, or goes into remission?
                  .
                  Swine flu?? Cancer?? Friend, ALL these things are caused by DEMONS! They are NOT real. By praying to God, and asking him to cast out the demons that cause cancer, diabetes, brain tumors, dyslexia, acne, you will be cured! Praise! Christians who's babies get swine flu or cancer obviously aren't praying hard enough. Glory!

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