I didnt mean to offend anyone

[Silly Sam]

I want to apologize whole heartedly for somethings that I said yesterday that caused me to recieve an infraction. I did not mean to offend of infringe on anyones rights here on the forum. I hope Jesus kicks my ass into shape so I wont say things like that again.

Sam

[Meek and Humble]

Re: I didnt mean to offend anyone

Don't let is happen again, Meister. I think you Need To Be Saved.

[Silly Sam]

Re: I didnt mean to offend anyone

Don't let is happen again, Meister. I think you Need To Be Saved.

I do need to be saved!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I didnt mean to offend anyone

I do need to be saved!

Then why the hate friend? Christianity is about love. You shouldn't be hating on those unsaved trash.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I didnt mean to offend anyone

I hope Jesus kicks my ass into shape so I wont say things like that again.

Sam

You hope Jesus kicks your ass into shape? You should be on your knees PRAYING!!

You expect to be saved without prayer??? What kind of lieberal commie are you anyway? I'm PRAYING Jesus kicks you right in your smug hopeful TEETH!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: I didnt mean to offend anyone

I want to apologize whole heartedly for somethings that I said yesterday that caused me to recieve an infraction. I did not mean to offend of infringe on anyones rights here on the forum. I hope Jesus kicks my ass into shape so I wont say things like that again.

Sam

Well, sumpthin tells me Jeezus don't like no masochists, neither. That be a perversion between man and woman, not our Gawdly Jeezus man and another man cause dat hermosexuality and a whole other story.
You better be apologizing fo da pornographic visions you jist put in our heads.

[HTannor]

Re: I didnt mean to offend anyone

I hope Jesus kicks my ass into shape so I wont say things like that again.

I don't see how God kicking your pet donkey's rear will be any real punishment. He should be kicking your posterior. Really hard.