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Re: The Neon Bible
WHAT?! Just take a look at who wrote that monstrosity!
Are you some part of a Confederacy of Dunces here to attempt to ruin our Godly Church? 
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Re: The Neon Bible
He's a COMMUNISS!Originally posted by SUV View Post
WHAT?! Just take a look at who wrote that monstrosity!
Are you some part of a Confederacy of Dunces here to attempt to ruin our Godly Church?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Neon Bible
Pastor Ezekiel, I Believe I have not been so deeply offended since I found out It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World was not about the Righteous Anger of we Christians against the....othersOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHe's a COMMUNISS!
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Re: The Neon Bible
Yeah, I`m a communist. Thats it, you caught me.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHe's a COMMUNISS!
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Re: The Neon Bible
And a sarcastic communiss at thatOriginally posted by Calvin B View PostYeah, I`m a communist. Thats it, you caught me.
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I actually prefer sarcastic Socialist, it has a nicer ring to it.Originally posted by SUV View PostAnd a sarcastic communiss at thatComment
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Re: The Neon Bible
This is a Christian forum. Why are you here? Did satan send you?Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
Claiming that you aren't a communist but are instead a socialist is like a queer claiming to be "bi-sexual." To Jesus, you're all the same; hellbound filth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Neon Bible
How is Socialism or Communism unholy? They are forms of government and have nothing to do with religion.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThis is a Christian forum. Why are you here? Did satan send you?
Claiming that you aren't a communist but are instead a socialist is like a queer claiming to be "bi-sexual." To Jesus, you're all the same; hellbound filth.Comment
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Re: The Neon Bible
Because you worship a joo who penned words that deeply offended God!Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
Originally posted by Godless Karl Marx
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Neon Bible
How am I worshiping him? Do I praise the creators of capitalism by living in a capitalist country?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostBecause you worship a joo who penned words that deeply offended God!Comment
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You admitted to being a commie. That means you worship Karl Marx instead of Jesus. We're not stupid hicks here, pal. We know about people like you.Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
I think I'll send your information to the FBI. You sound like a terrorist to me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Neon Bible
Worship, I don't worship anything. Not a flag, not a god, not a man.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou admitted to being a commie. That means you worship Karl Marx instead of Jesus. We're not stupid hicks here, pal. We know about people like you.
I think I'll send your information to the FBI. You sound like a terrorist to me.Comment
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Re: The Neon Bible
Communism is based on atheism. The core philosophy behind Marxism is dialectical materialism and it attempts to explain things without God. You can't be a communist and a Christian at the same time. They are mutually incompatible.Comment
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Re: The Neon Bible
Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
Well Calvin I sure can understand why you want to be a pinko fag commie,after all it has worked out so well for the USSR. And Cuba is just a great place to live,the freedoms and the wealthy life styles are unparalleled in the world
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Re: The Neon Bible
This is a recalcitrant one indeed, My Fellow Christians.
Perhaps he should take these Words to heart instead of worrying about what Groucho Marx had to say:
Tarry ye not,
Bee ye of goode cheere.
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