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  • Brother V
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #1

    I am not a lizard alien!!!

    All you stupid people who keep PM'ing me asking if I'm a LIZARD ALIEN, stop doing it. I am tired of it!

    No, I don't know Mark Singer.

    I do not know anyone named Anna.

    I've never been in a space ship!

    I didn't EAT a lizard alien either, is that supposed to be a fat joke?

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
  • Bobby-Joe
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: I am not a lizard alien!!!

    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    All you stupid people who keep PM'ing me asking if I'm a LIZARD ALIEN, stop doing it. I am tired of it!

    No, I don't know Mark Singer.

    I do not know anyone named Anna.

    I've never been in a space ship!

    I didn't EAT a lizard alien either, is that supposed to be a fat joke?

    YIC
    V
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: I am not a lizard alien!!!

      Don't tell me they are at it again Brother V!

      I mean, being persecuted is nice, and the Bible told us that we would be, but this is getting beyond silly.

      I HAVE SEEN BROTHER V AND HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN, OK!
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: I am not a lizard alien!!!

        The whole concept of lizard aliens is just preposterous.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Jenni111
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 323

          #5
          Re: I am not a lizard alien!!!

          Originally posted by Brother V View Post
          All you stupid people who keep PM'ing me asking if I'm a LIZARD ALIEN, stop doing it. I am tired of it!

          No, I don't know Mark Singer.

          I do not know anyone named Anna.

          I've never been in a space ship!

          I didn't EAT a lizard alien either, is that supposed to be a fat joke?

          YIC
          V
          Ignore them, they're just trying to get on your nerves


          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          The whole concept of lizard aliens is just preposterous.
          not as preposterous as Raptor Jesus. I dont understand how such a concept came to be:


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          • Remy Lebeau
            LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
            President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2058

            #6
            Re: I am not a lizard alien!!!

            Originally posted by Brother V View Post
            All you stupid people who keep PM'ing me asking if I'm a LIZARD ALIEN, stop doing it. I am tired of it!

            No, I don't know Mark Singer.

            I do not know anyone named Anna.

            I've never been in a space ship!

            I didn't EAT a lizard alien either, is that supposed to be a fat joke?

            YIC
            V
            I could understand if you were an ex-yid as most retards who believe in intergalactic federations agree that joos are part lizard alien, but you? You look 100% human.
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: I am not a lizard alien!!!

              Take comfort from the pages of the Holy Bible, Brother V. God foretold that we would be persecuted.

              2 Timothy 3:12
              All that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
              See? Everything is going to be alright. The small-minded, the false witness bearers, the gossip mongers and the envious will all suffer unspeakable torments in the depths of hell, and you'll be able to watch from your seat up in Heaven with Jesus.

              Luke 16:20-26

              20And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
              21And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
              22And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
              23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
              24And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
              25But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. 26And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

              So you have that to look forward to.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: I am not a lizard alien!!!

                Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                All you stupid people who keep PM'ing me asking if I'm a LIZARD ALIEN, stop doing it. I am tired of it!

                No, I don't know Mark Singer.

                I do not know anyone named Anna.

                I've never been in a space ship!

                I didn't EAT a lizard alien either, is that supposed to be a fat joke?

                YIC
                V
                People can be cruel, Brother 5. The unsaved especially so.

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