First off, let me say that I am just happier than a mudslime at a Demoncrat Convention to find you like-minded followers of Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ.
I'm speaking to you from Alaska, the land of that great American and Christian Sarah Palin. I just thought I'd take some time out from keeping watch over our godless heathen neighbors to the west to say a howdy-doo to all of you nice Christian folks, and that I look forward to walking along with you in good ol' Christian fellowship.
My favorite Bible passage: 1 Samuel 18:25-27
"Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.' " Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.
26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, 27 David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage."
Maybe if we started cuttin off godless wieners like in the Bible the terrorists wouldn't be winning right now. God bless you and God bless America.
I'm speaking to you from Alaska, the land of that great American and Christian Sarah Palin. I just thought I'd take some time out from keeping watch over our godless heathen neighbors to the west to say a howdy-doo to all of you nice Christian folks, and that I look forward to walking along with you in good ol' Christian fellowship.
My favorite Bible passage: 1 Samuel 18:25-27
"Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.' " Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.
26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, 27 David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage."
Maybe if we started cuttin off godless wieners like in the Bible the terrorists wouldn't be winning right now. God bless you and God bless America.
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