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..will you welcome me with open arms, like the prodigal son?
Not that I've been bad.
I can usually be found polishing my halo.
Not that I've been bad.
I can usually be found polishing my halo.
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Re: Guess what? I'm new to the fold...
Big talk for a newbie. What sort of Bible do you carry?God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Guess what? I'm new to the fold...
,.. and what sort of tithe due you pay to the Church office?Originally posted by Marshall View Post
Remember Jesus's needs a new marble hot tub for His pastor's retreat.
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Re: Guess what? I'm new to the fold...
It's a big one that I carry 24/7, not one of those abbreviated ones that the devil worshipers carry. You never know when you might need to refer to it. Or bash some heathen over the head with it.Originally posted by Marshall View PostComment
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Re: Guess what? I'm new to the fold...
I am not familiar with "The Big Bible" friend. Care to explain what text it was translated from?Originally posted by RevLibertine View Post
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The Old Testament in translated from Hebrew with parts from Aramaic. ..and the new testament, from Greek...into English, and then into Zulu, a language that I speak fluently.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
I shouldn't have to be preaching this to you, Bobby-Joe. A man of your experience should be aware of the good teachings origins, and have faith in a new brother's word.
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Re: Guess what? I'm new to the fold...
I have faith in Christ friend. GLORY!Originally posted by RevLibertine View PostThe Old Testament in translated from Hebrew with parts from Aramaic. ..and the new testament, from Greek...into English, and then into Zulu, a language that I speak fluently.
I shouldn't have to be preaching this to you, Bobby-Joe. A man of your experience should be aware of the good teachings origins, and have faith in a new brother's word.
This forum is a target for God mocking atheists and other Satanists out to undermine Christianity. Now friend, this is a very basic question anyone who claims to be a Christian should know; what version of The Bible do you read and what is your favorite verse from it.
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Re: Guess what? I'm new to the fold...
Originally posted by RevLibertine View Post..will you welcome me with open arms, like the prodigal son?
Not that I've been bad.
I can usually be found polishing my halo.
What church do you Reverend at, friend? Give us your testimony. I don't trust an alleged man of God who keeps quiet.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by RevLibertine View Post
You speak Zulu? Are you of the darkie persuasion? We have an excellent ex-negra program here. You might consider it before lapsing into ebonics.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Re: Guess what? I'm new to the fold...
I think when he sayshe means like those books you had when you were five.It's a big one .........
"The Big Book Of Trains"
"The Big Book of Long Haul Trucks"
"The Big Book of Fire Trucks"
"The Big Book of Vegetables"Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Abbreviated ones?Originally posted by RevLibertine View Post
Do you mean Bibles that do not include the apocrypha?
Are you a papist?
Are you calling True Christians™ devil worshippers?
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