Re: Hello
I think a drink would be best. And thank you for not posting the link. It sounds like quite the disturbance.
Originally posted by Hairy Homer
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Friend, Jesus made you special, different from anyone else, and He has a wonderful plan for you. He loves you and wants share His gift of eternal life with you! All you have to do is accept His love and turn your life over to Him completely, and you can look forward to praising Him in Heaven forever and ever... instead, you have rejected His gift, choosing to mutilate the body He gave you and worship false gods that you invented out of thin air. Instead of dining on delicious wine and wafers in Heavenly paradise, you've condemned yourself to an eternity of subsisting on the sulfurous spunk of Satan's demonic hordes -- you've chosen infinite and unending torture for yourself! Why on Earth would you do that?!
You're free to not believe in gravity as well, but that doesn't mean you can walk off a cliff without consequences. Hell is very real, confused young man, and not wanting it to be so doesn't mean you're going to be able to escape the punishment for cutting off your tallywacker, the very instrument God gave you to become a True Christian man, marry a True Christian woman, and create many True Christian children.

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