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  • #91
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
    I beg your pardon. You are quite right. I have just checked some sites and, yes, the seed makers do go. So they are gelded... Sorry about that. I had misunderstood or misremembered something that I had heard in the past.

    I just found a site that goes into the operation in great detail with explicit photographs stage by stage. There were several warnings on the site but I headed them not. I won't put the link here. If you excuse me, I will now go and have a drink or a couple of valium.
    I think a drink would be best. And thank you for not posting the link. It sounds like quite the disturbance.

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    • #92
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
      This topic is making me sad. Friend, Jesus made you special, different from anyone else, and He has a wonderful plan for you. He loves you and wants share His gift of eternal life with you! All you have to do is accept His love and turn your life over to Him completely, and you can look forward to praising Him in Heaven forever and ever... instead, you have rejected His gift, choosing to mutilate the body He gave you and worship false gods that you invented out of thin air. Instead of dining on delicious wine and wafers in Heavenly paradise, you've condemned yourself to an eternity of subsisting on the sulfurous spunk of Satan's demonic hordes -- you've chosen infinite and unending torture for yourself! Why on Earth would you do that?!

      Truly, the Baby Jesus is weeping right now.
      He isnt weeping. I'm pretty sure he is happy that i can think for myself. and i think he wants people who can think, and who are kind and loving. not hateful people who are sheep.
      Open your mind and heart

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      • #93
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by ayerea View Post
        He isnt weeping. I'm pretty sure he is happy that i can think for myself. and i think he wants people who can think, and who are kind and loving. not hateful people who are sheep.
        No wonder you're doomed to an eternity burning in the darkest pits of Hell. You haven't read the Bible at all. You're free to not believe in gravity as well, but that doesn't mean you can walk off a cliff without consequences. Hell is very real, confused young man, and not wanting it to be so doesn't mean you're going to be able to escape the punishment for cutting off your tallywacker, the very instrument God gave you to become a True Christian man, marry a True Christian woman, and create many True Christian children.
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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        • #94
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by ayerea View Post
          He isnt weeping. I'm pretty sure he is happy that i can think for myself. and i think he wants people who can think, and who are kind and loving. not hateful people who are sheep.
          That'd explain why He was so happy when Adam and Eve chose to think for themselves and eat from the tree of knowledge, wouldn't it?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #95
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            No wonder you're doomed to an eternity burning in the darkest pits of Hell. You haven't read the Bible at all. You're free to not believe in gravity as well, but that doesn't mean you can walk off a cliff without consequences. Hell is very real, confused young man, and not wanting it to be so doesn't mean you're going to be able to escape the punishment for cutting off your tallywacker, the very instrument God gave you to become a True Christian man, marry a True Christian woman, and create many True Christian children.
            I have read the bible. And i thought gravity was some crazy scientific theory, you know because for gravity to work on our planet it has to be round, and you also just stated you believe that we orbit the sun.
            And maybe i want to be the woman who marries the man. ever think of that.
            i may even marry a woman. because they are better then men most of the time.
            Open your mind and heart

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            • #96
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by ayerea View Post
              I have read the bible. And i thought gravity was some crazy scientific theory, you know because for gravity to work on our planet it has to be round, and you also just stated you believe that we orbit the sun.
              And maybe i want to be the woman who marries the man. ever think of that.
              i may even marry a woman. because they are better then men most of the time.
              Well, if you've actually read the Holy Bible (and you aren't just lying to impress us), and assuming that you've read the one true Bible (the KJV1611 and none other), and then you turn around and "marry" another woman....well then you are surely going to be condemned to eternal hellfire for rejecting God's law and maliciously engaging in female sodomy.

              With His great compassion, Jesus condemns all homers, including lesbians.

              Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
              1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
              1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;


              This is the only clear reference to lesbians in the Bible. But then you already know that, right? And you STILL persist in spitting in Jesus' face?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #97
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                This is the only clear reference to lesbians in the Bible. But then you already know that, right? And you STILL persist in spitting in Jesus' face?
                There's also this one, which I've always found somewhat troubling:
                Luke 17:34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.
                35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #98
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                  And maybe i want to be the woman who marries the man. ever think of that.
                  i may even marry a woman. because they are better then men most of the time.
                  You'd better marry a woman if you want to ever be in God's good graces! It doesn't matter anyway if you want to be a woman, it will never happen. You will always be male, just one with a mangled tallywhacker if you insist on going down this Satanic path.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Well, if you've actually read the Holy Bible (and you aren't just lying to impress us), and assuming that you've read the one true Bible (the KJV1611 and none other), and then you turn around and "marry" another woman....well then you are surely going to be condemned to eternal hellfire for rejecting God's law and maliciously engaging in female sodomy.

                  With His great compassion, Jesus condemns all homers, including lesbians.

                  Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                  1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                  1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;


                  This is the only clear reference to lesbians in the Bible. But then you already know that, right? And you STILL persist in spitting in Jesus' face?
                  Pastor Zeke, you are so busy doing God's work that you forgot who you're talking to! This confused young man will never be a lesbian, no matter what damage the Jesus-hating secular doctors do to his manhood! Giving up this delusion, accepting Jesus, and marrying a woman is his only hope.
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • #99
                    Re: Hello

                    Here, Dayerea, I've got some scripture for you to help you rediscover your manliness, and to show you how wrong it is for you to choose to be a disgusting sodomite.

                    1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

                    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


                    Are you really happy being an abomination? What a horrible way to "live"! It will be even worse once this nation finds its way back to the Lord, and you will be sent straight to Hell for your nefarious crimes against nature!

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                    DEATH! Once you've been put to death for your sins, it will be too late to repent them! There is still time, young man. Please reconsider.

                    Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

                    You claim to have read the Bible. If that's so, then you deliberately choose to sicken God every time you put on a skirt. God want you to be the man He made you to be. There is no reason to hate Him for that.
                    I don't know what led you down this grim path. Maybe your father was absent, so you only had your mother as a role model. Maybe you're having a hard time meeting girls, so you think it will just be easier to give up and start having unnatural relations with boys. Maybe you've been given too much soy to eat over the years. Whatever the case, you haven't gone under the scalpel yet, so it's not too late to repent. Be a man, boy!
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      Maybe you're having a hard time meeting girls, so you think it will just be easier to give up and start having unnatural relations with boys. Maybe you've been given too much soy to eat over the years. Whatever the case, you haven't gone under the scalpel yet, so it's not too late to repent. Be a man, boy!
                      That's it exactly. This little homer is so sissified that I keep thinking its a lezbean. Too much soy and too many queer demons infecting his colon, I'd say. It might help if he/she/it would stop wearing dresses and talking like a typical empty-headed female. I mean if you're a man then be a MAN for God's sake!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        Here, Dayerea, I've got some scripture for you to help you rediscover your manliness, and to show you how wrong it is for you to choose to be a disgusting sodomite.

                        1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

                        Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


                        Are you really happy being an abomination? What a horrible way to "live"! It will be even worse once this nation finds its way back to the Lord, and you will be sent straight to Hell for your nefarious crimes against nature!

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                        DEATH! Once you've been put to death for your sins, it will be too late to repent them! There is still time, young man. Please reconsider.

                        Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

                        You claim to have read the Bible. If that's so, then you deliberately choose to sicken God every time you put on a skirt. God want you to be the man He made you to be. There is no reason to hate Him for that.
                        I don't know what led you down this grim path. Maybe your father was absent, so you only had your mother as a role model. Maybe you're having a hard time meeting girls, so you think it will just be easier to give up and start having unnatural relations with boys. Maybe you've been given too much soy to eat over the years. Whatever the case, you haven't gone under the scalpel yet, so it's not too late to repent. Be a man, boy!
                        I'm sorry, but those dont scare me.
                        And there is a reason to hate him for that. Because i want to be a damn girl! What kind of gift is living a life of wrongness?
                        And my dad was there, he was a drunkin idiot, but he was there, my mom wasnt my role model either. I love them both, but neither of them are my role models. And i did have some problems, but i have had girlfriends. But I hated the idea of having sex with one as a boy. its been that way my whole life, and ive liked boys for a long time too.
                        And i never eat soy.
                        And i will never be a man.
                        Open your mind and heart

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                        • Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                          I'm sorry, but those dont scare me.
                          And there is a reason to hate him for that. Because i want to be a damn girl!
                          Friend, why do you actually want to be damned to hell for eternity? Why are you so twisted?
                          What kind of gift is living a life of wrongness?
                          You're the one who wants to do it, you tell us!
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                            I'm sorry, but those dont scare me.
                            And there is a reason to hate him for that. Because i want to be a damn girl! What kind of gift is living a life of wrongness?
                            And my dad was there, he was a drunkin idiot, but he was there, my mom wasnt my role model either. I love them both, but neither of them are my role models. And i did have some problems, but i have had girlfriends. But I hated the idea of having sex with one as a boy. its been that way my whole life, and ive liked boys for a long time too.
                            And i never eat soy.
                            And i will never be a man.
                            Congratulations on figuring out who you are and what you have to do to live as the real you, and having the courage to do it. Best of luck to you, my sister. You go, girl!
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                              Congratulations on figuring out who you are and what you have to do to live as the real you, and having the courage to do it. Best of luck to you, my sister. You go, girl!
                              Why thank you very much! <3
                              Open your mind and heart

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                              • Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                Congratulations on figuring out who you are and what you have to do to live as the real you, and having the courage to do it. Best of luck to you, my sister. You go, girl!
                                Do you normally go around encouraging young men to cut off their tallywhackers?
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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