Introduction

[Aristotle]

Well, I am glad to find a good Christian website that resembles the new CARM website where non-believers are sent to a ghetto to be poked at by believers but not allowed to post on the real boards. This is good new because on that website there was this fellow named Physicist who tried to explain all this atheist stuff about Relativity and Quantum Theory. Everyone knows that real Christian physics stopped with Aristotle (of course, as a Pagan, he is roasting in Hell but such are the ways of the Almighty)

Anyway, hello to all the saved. I will mention this site to those heathens still at CARM so we can properly tell them their future fate.

Regards,

Aristotle

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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You seem to be rambling incoherently but welcome anyway.

So, are you here to seek the help you so obviously need? Fire away Stots.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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This forum is not for you to blabber on about CARM. This is an INTRODUCTION forum. Now, introduce yourself. How old are you, where do you live, what's your favorite Bible verse, what church do you go to, etc.?

[Aristotle]

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This forum is not for you to blabber on about CARM. This is an INTRODUCTION forum. Now, introduce yourself. How old are you, where do you live, what's your favorite Bible verse, what church do you go to, etc.?

Well, I have been saved ever since Brother Harry? came out to Seattle to preach to all the evil Atheists at the 2007 Devil's (aka American Atheist) convention. The light was lifted and I knew then that Landover Baptist was the church for the truly saved. None of this sissy stuff found in politically correct Seattle churches. I look forward to letting other posters know how the Bible can answer any questions they have and not to believe those scientists like that 61 year Ph.D. Physicist that I mentioned in the first post. Why, he even believed in evilotion!

Fortunately, we have Rev Deacon Fred to set thing straight.

Regards,

Aristotle

[Aristotle]

Forgot to add my favorite Bible verse

Numbers 31: 17-18 shows God knows how to show a soldier a good time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why are you named after a notorious greek sodomite?

What Church do you attend?

[Aristotle]

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Well, I have been saved ever since Brother Harry? came out to Seattle to preach to all the evil Atheists at the 2007 Devil's (aka American Atheist) convention. The light was lifted and I knew then that Landover Baptist was the church for the truly saved. None of this sissy stuff found in politically correct Seattle churches. I look forward to letting other posters know how the Bible can answer any questions they have and not to believe those scientists like that 61 year Ph.D. Physicist that I mentioned in the first post. Why, he even believed in evilotion!

Fortunately, we have Rev Deacon Fred to set thing straight.

Regards,

Aristotle

Why are you named after a notorious greek sodomite?

What Church do you attend?

Well, as I pointed out earlier, the original Aristotle's hindquarters are roasting in Hades but I chose him because, after him, scientists like Newton thought they could describe the world without reference to God or the Bible. They even thought that the Bible had the wrong value for pi (1 Kings 7:23).

All the churches here in Seattle are too sissified for me. Can I join Landover Baptist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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All the churches here in Seattle are too sissified for me.

There are several excellent Independant Baptist Churches in the Seattle area. Which ones have you tried?

Can I join Landover Baptist?

No.

[Aristotle]

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There are several excellent Independant Baptist Churches in the Seattle area. Which ones have you tried?

Pastor Ezekiel, you would be surprised at the fallen nature of the churches in this den of leftist iniquity. If they could reject, overwhelmingly, god-fearing George W. Bush, how do you think they feel about Jesus?

The best we have out here is Trinity Bible fellowship, run by Pastor Phil Fernandez. He debated that heretic, Dan Barker, a few years back.

Here is what Trinity Bible fellowship believes:

The Bible: The Bible is the inspired Word of God, recorded without error, and profitable for the teaching of the redeemed in doctrine as well as indaily living. The Bible is the final authority upon which all other things are to be tested.

The Eternal State: Heaven and hell do exist. Heaven is where all true believers will eternally enjoy fellowship with the Triune God. Hell is the place of eternal torment for all unsaved men, Satan, and his demons.


As you can see, there is a lot in common with Landover Baptist.

[releaseme]

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Hello and welcome.

[Nobar King]

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What's your story, A? Are you going to just hang around outside and get drunk and yell at strangers? Or are you going to put the booze down and come inside and become a true Baptist?