Teen spits on God

[jonnyfool]

I find it hilarious how something like this exists
I'm a 19 year old student from the UK researching into extreme religious views, and this site tops off my research.
My favourite reading is from http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458
It quite possibly, is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. Women have the right to do WHAT THE FUCK THEY LIKE, regardless of what their husbands think. They do not "OWN" their wives.
Everyone here should grow the fuck up, bring themselves into the 21st Century and realise the whole god thing is a load of bollocks.
The root of ALL wars is religion.
Give it up and get a life

[SUV]

Re: This "God" Malarkey

GOD is not an IrishMan!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Teen spits on God

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right!!

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[jonnyfool]

Re: This "God" Malarkey

Irish? What's that got to do w/anything?

[Nobar King]

Re: This "God" Malarkey

Is this part of your class? I can't wait to read your thesis.

[jonnyfool]

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Satan?
i think you're a little... inaccurate with that... i'm a man of science; and there's no guy living under the earth with horns that's the rival to that beardy fellow in the sky...
As a matter of fact; where is heaven? as 60 miles up marks space
As for sodomiSing [I'm British] again you're a little wrong...
I have a girlfriend, she's here with me now.
No we're not married, and no, neither of us are virgins
My my, are we going to meet that horned guy when we die?
I went to a roman catholic primary school from when i was 4 till i was 9. yes, i believed in god
then nothing made sense; miracles etc.
It was all written to give people hope regarding nothing.
Oh how I love a debate... especially with Americans

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[jonnyfool]

Re: This "God" Malarkey

Alas no, I'm studying Pharmacy. But I'm doing a research project on how religion affects medicine

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I went to a roman catholic primary school from when i was 4 till i was 9. yes, i believed in god
then nothing made sense; miracles etc.
It was all written to give people hope regarding nothing.

If you went to a papist primary school, then it's no wonder that you hate God. Mary-hailers are not Christians, and if Father Badtouch taught you that they are, then that's yet another lie coming from the Roman institution.

Oh how I love a debate... especially with Americans

According to the thread that you were supposed to read before posting, this is not a debate forum. For someone in university, you have some work to do in both composition and reading comprehension.

[jonnyfool]

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Why is everything automated? Would god like to see you copy and paste instead of writing a proper reply with the fingers "he made"? I'd happily take you out for a pint and talk about things
And what are all these "infractions"?

[jonnyfool]

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2 Threads have been merged?
And i received an infraction for being a "liar"?
Listen to yourselves! You don't even treat wives and women with any respect o_O

[EmilyRose]

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Why is everything automated? Would god like to see you copy and paste instead of writing a proper reply with the fingers "he made"? I'd happily take you out for a pint and talk about things
And what are all these "infractions"?

LOL! I'd give it up, these people are so far up their own arses you'll never get through to them.

I have 7 infractions now

[jonnyfool]

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EmilyRose, i love your thinking
It just astounds me in this day and age, views and actions like these still exist. Whereabouts are you from?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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LOL! I'd give it up, these people are so far up their own arses you'll never get through to them.

I have 7 infractions now

Make that 8.

I'll be more than happy to ban you and your fag buddy "jonny" any time you like.

[jonnyfool]

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Make that 8.

I'll be more than happy to ban you and your fag buddy "Jonny" any time you like.

fag? I thought you'd use proper words faggots in the UK are a meat dish, normally served with vegetables.
furthermore, my name doesn't require quotation marks, as it is, in fact a real name
I also apologise for my language; I know it makes.... more of an impact in the states, when compared to the UK its also, not necessary; although I disagree with being called a toilet mouth o_O
just one word though, this isn't a place for debates, so other people aren't allowed to voice their opinions? sounds very much like a European country in 1938/1939 *rolls eyes*