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  • Hi Y'all

    Hi everyone. My name is JohnnyReb. I was looking on your website and I thoght to myself, man, these guys are true Christians. I'm really glad that true Bible believing Christianity is still being preached in this godless Country. I think that this place is beig overrun by pope worshipping cathlics, mooslims, joos, and other types of trash. I hope that you guys will allow be to post and make comments on this board.

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    Re: Hi Y'all

    Originally posted by JohnnyReb View Post
    Hi everyone. My name is JohnnyReb. I was looking on your website and I thoght to myself, man, these guys are true Christians. I'm really glad that true Bible believing Christianity is still being preached in this godless Country. I think that this place is beig overrun by pope worshipping cathlics, mooslims, joos, and other types of trash. I hope that you guys will allow be to post and make comments on this board.
    What does "thoght" and "beig" mean? Is that some sort of atheist slang? Are you here to mock us?
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      Re: Hi Y'all

      Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
      What does "thoght" and "beig" mean? Is that some sort of atheist slang? Are you here to mock us?
      Sorry. It should have read thought and being.

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        Re: Hi Y'all

        Originally posted by JohnnyReb View Post
        Hi everyone. My name is JohnnyReb. I was looking on your website and I thoght to myself, man, these guys are true Christians. I'm really glad that true Bible believing Christianity is still being preached in this godless Country. I think that this place is beig overrun by pope worshipping cathlics, mooslims, joos, and other types of trash. I hope that you guys will allow be to post and make comments on this board.
        Praise Jesus! Tell us about yourself! It's always nice to have a fellow Southerner on these Godly forums. I'm constantly surrounded by these midwestern yankee types around here.

        Tell us about yourself. Your favorite bible verse, the Church you attend, how many Godly soldiers for Christ your wife has produced and etc.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: Hi Y'all

          I smell B.S.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Hi Y'all

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            I smell B.S.
            Your smeller hasn't been wrong yet, Brother Nobar.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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