Greetings from China!

[Li Huang]

Hello Christian persons of the Landover!

I am student in Wuhan, Hubei Province of most glorious People's Republic of China. I am permitted access to reactionary website forum for purposes of cultural exchange and examination of customs, habits and ideas of exploiting classes. From what I see here, you are all slaves of superstitions! As Great Comrade Chairman Mao observe in report of Hunan peasant investigation: the gods and goddesses are pitiful; worshipped for hundreds of years, they have not knocked down for you a single local bully or a single one of the bad gentry!

This difference between most glorious People's Republic of China and Jewnited Rapes of Amerikkka. We follow proper, scientific Marxist-Leninist-Mao Tse-Tung Thought, you follow old tradition and the paper tigers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you one of Brother Monty's slants?

Whatever you're selling, we don't want any, Hop-Sing.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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They have internet access in sweatshops now?

[Li Huang]

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I am daughter of poor peasants and very revolutionary! You ought to be demonstrating respect, comrades.

Chairman Mao tells us to unite and take part in production and political activity to improve economic and political status of women.gl

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That fat chink Mao is dead, and you slants have been ordered to join the real world of Capitalism! America won the cold war, Hop-Sing. With Jesus on our side, even a billion chinamen fall.

So what do you want here? Have you come to accept Jesus?

[Li Huang]

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That fat chink Mao is dead, and you slants have been ordered to join the real world of Capitalism! America won the cold war, Hop-Sing. With Jesus on our side, even a billion chinamen fall.

So what do you want here? Have you come to accept Jesus?

You are racist imperialist!

Chairman Mao liberate peasantry and working class and is hero of Cultural Revolution. What Jesus do for China?

Most glorious People's Republic now own majority of United States foreign debt. Chinese people much concerned: what assurance can United States give for safety of honourable Chinese assets?

[Gothzilla]

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You realise that Chariman Mao kinda got millions of your country's citizens killed after that revolution, right? Just pointing that out.

I've my own opinions about the US Debt issue, and I'm not going to share them here, as this isn't a political forum.

[Brother Enoch]

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I am daughter of poor peasants and very revolutionary! You ought to be demonstrating respect, comrades.

Chairman Mao tells us to unite and take part in production and political activity to improve economic and political status of women.gl

Listen hopscotch, just because your commie dictatorship won't let you have any kids, don't expect any of us here to sponsor (buy) you, and bring you over to freedom land to squirt out 3 sons. Ain't happening. I got myself an Eskimo asian and she has already bore me 3 sons and 4 daughters. That's almost equal to 5 sons. We don't need your services or your suspect womb here. Begone! Go procreate with a mongolian.

[Li Huang]

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You realise that Chariman Mao kinda got millions of your country's citizens killed after that revolution, right? Just pointing that out.

Why do you spread lies and the propaganda against my country?

Listen hopscotch, just because your commie dictatorship won't let you have any kids, don't expect any of us here to sponsor (buy) you, and bring you over to freedom land to squirt out 3 sons. Ain't happening. I got myself an Eskimo asian and she has already bore me 3 sons and 4 daughters. That's almost equal to 5 sons. We don't need your services or your suspect womb here. Begone! Go procreate with a mongolian.

It is petty-bourgeois individualism to engage in procreation without prior collective acknowledgment, comrade. Is great pleasure to have sexual congress according to glorious policy of birth planning!gl

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Listen up, Ching Chang Challawallabingbang, I'm going to put this in Engrish you can understand.

Just like you can't eat biscuits and gravy with chopsticks, you won't be able to get into Heaven and God's arms if you don't drop the Chairman Mow coloring book and pick up the King James 1611 Bible and start believing in Jesus. Have I made myself clear?

[Brother Enoch]

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It is petty-bourgeois individualism to engage in procreation without prior collective acknowledgment, comrade. Is great pleasure to have sexual congress according to glorious policy of birth planning!gl

Oh damn! It all makes sense now. You're a feminazi dyke, aren't you? I've never heard a real woman allow anyone to determine how many children they have, except for their husband.

Your husband makes these decisions. Not you. And most certainly not the state!

Is that what's going on? You're in a loveless marriage with a Chinese dork (is that redundant?) and you take comfort in the fact that the dictatorship won't let you have any kids?

[Li Huang]

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Oh damn! It all makes sense now. You're a feminazi dyke, aren't you? I've never heard a real woman allow anyone to determine how many children they have, except for their husband.

Your husband makes these decisions. Not you. And most certainly not the state!

Is that what's going on? You're in a loveless marriage with a Chinese dork (is that redundant?) and you take comfort in the fact that the dictatorship won't let you have any kids?

I am still student and not yet have honour of Party-blessed union with right-minded comrade. I hope one day to receive permission to produce a little Mao for glorious state!

[Brother Enoch]

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I am still student and not yet have honour of Party-blessed union with right-minded comrade. I hope one day to receive permission to produce a little Mao for glorious state!

Wow. For Mao to be known as 'little' among chinks...

You really want to make another, even smaller, one like him?

[Li Huang]

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Wow. For Mao to be known as 'little' among chinks...

You really want to make another like him?

China have great need for Marxism-Leninism: we betrayed by liberal capitalist roaders within Party itself!

Western roundeye very ignorant of Chairman Mao and Chinese culture. You very lucky I here to educate!

[Brother Enoch]

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You very lucky I here to educate!

I have 5 dolla. Will you educate me long time?