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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479
    #16
    Re: Greetings from China!

    Listen, Hong Kong Phooy, You are NOT going to come in here and spew lies and hate about the United States of Jesus. You live in a country that blindly follows the teaching of a vengeful madman, no matter how crazy and disconnected from fact his laws may be. Where I come from we call that one thing: CRAZY!

    Only come here if you want to follow the teachings of the ONE TRUE GOD who tells us that we will all go to eternal paradise if we are good boys and girls and that he will BURN YOU SINNERS IN HELL for your atheist ways.

    Now begone!

    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: Greetings from China!

        That Mao was full of lies (and cats). As any Christian Scientist can tell you, real power grows out of the pages of a King James Bible.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Animal Mother
            Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
            • Dec 2009
            • 57
            #18
            Re: Greetings from China!

            Can someone please just ban the communist gook? It's so obvious that they're a troll.

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392
                #19
                Re: Greetings from China!

                Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                Can someone please just ban the communist gook? It's so obvious that they're a troll.
                Unlike yourself?

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027
                    #20
                    Re: Greetings from China!

                    Originally posted by Li Huang View Post
                    Chairman Mao
                    Did you ever make it with anyone anyhow?

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                      • Animal Mother
                        Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 57
                        #21
                        Re: Greetings from China!

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        Unlike yourself?
                        I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. I come here to be with like-minded Christians and that's what I found.

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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790
                            #22
                            Re: Greetings from China!

                            [QUOTE=Li Huang;430098]Greetings from China![/QUOTE]

                            Hey, are you the hijk that was trying to pawn off imitation UGG boots etc. in this thread???

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                            We don't want your made-in-China-knockoffs, or your d-mned godlessness!

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                              • Vavoline Johnson
                                Mammy
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 960
                                #23
                                Re: Greetings from China!

                                Originally posted by Li Huang View Post
                                Why do you spread lies and the propaganda against my country?


                                l
                                Who spreadin lies? Just do what you do best and keep cookin dat good food you do.
                                Oh,kin you please tell them chinks over at da take out place by da Publix to please stop puttin peas an carrots in da fried rice cause we done like it dat way. Da peas be given Cleevon gas an LeVitra don like carrots in nothin!
                                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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